If opposites attract
then I hope you meet someone who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured
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then I hope you meet someone who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured
( , Wed 8 Aug 2018, 23:37, archived)
I'm all for a laugh and that m8 but this is a bit 2 close for home.
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no, no-one anywhere wants a fucking argument
everyone is just blissfully happy coexisting all over the world, you fucking idiot cunt
( , Wed 8 Aug 2018, 23:31, archived)
everyone is just blissfully happy coexisting all over the world, you fucking idiot cunt
( , Wed 8 Aug 2018, 23:31, archived)
This is all a bit much for me tbf, sorry guys i got carried away.
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I dunno, I go away for a couple of hours and manage to miss the fucksocks sans meds thread
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bloke just been arrested in the local iceland for shopping naked
what has made you say WTF today?
( , Wed 8 Aug 2018, 14:32, archived)
what has made you say WTF today?
( , Wed 8 Aug 2018, 14:32, archived)
defo richard Mcbeef
this whole holidaying in Palermo is bollocks. He's running around frozen food supermarkets with his nuts and bolt hanging out.
Fucking disgusting.
( , Wed 8 Aug 2018, 14:39, archived)
this whole holidaying in Palermo is bollocks. He's running around frozen food supermarkets with his nuts and bolt hanging out.
Fucking disgusting.
( , Wed 8 Aug 2018, 14:39, archived)
someone told him a mankini is a bad look for him
so he took it off
( , Wed 8 Aug 2018, 14:41, archived)
so he took it off
( , Wed 8 Aug 2018, 14:41, archived)
windy's obsession with big booty bitches has me scratching my noggin
( , Wed 8 Aug 2018, 14:39, archived)
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he was only in his 20's
2 police cars and 4 officers just to take a naked man away
( , Wed 8 Aug 2018, 14:51, archived)
2 police cars and 4 officers just to take a naked man away
( , Wed 8 Aug 2018, 14:51, archived)
How did it take two police cars?
Was he half in one of them and half in the other? Like Indiana Jones between the two mine carts?
( , Wed 8 Aug 2018, 17:58, archived)
Was he half in one of them and half in the other? Like Indiana Jones between the two mine carts?
( , Wed 8 Aug 2018, 17:58, archived)
aaAaAaAAAaAAaAaaaAaAaaAAAaaaaaaaAaAAarrrRrRrrrRrRRrrrdvAAaaAaAAAaAAaAaAaAAaAaAAAaAAArRRrrrRrRrrrRRrrRRk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( , Wed 8 Aug 2018, 20:12, archived)
Hello there.
I didn't think the greeting generator was still working. Can you give me a link to it, please?
( , Wed 8 Aug 2018, 20:54, archived)
I didn't think the greeting generator was still working. Can you give me a link to it, please?
( , Wed 8 Aug 2018, 20:54, archived)
aaAaAAAaAAaAAAAaAaaaaAAaAAAaaaAaaaRrrrrrRrrrRrRdvAaaaAaaaaaaAAaAAAAaaAaaAaAaaaaaaaaRrrRrrrrRrrRk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( , Wed 8 Aug 2018, 20:56, archived)
AaaaAAaaaAaAaaAaAAAaaaAAaaAAAAAaaAaaaAaAArRRRRRrrRrRRrdvaaAAAaAAaaAAAAAAAaAAAaAAAAaAaAAaAaAARRrRrrrRrrk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( , Wed 8 Aug 2018, 20:17, archived)
The bloke wanted by police for hiding naked in a bush and making miaowing noises.
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One banana cake has just gone into the oven, its future uncertain.
I can hold my own with most forms of cooking but I'm a complete novice at baking.
( , Wed 8 Aug 2018, 19:52, archived)
I can hold my own with most forms of cooking but I'm a complete novice at baking.
( , Wed 8 Aug 2018, 19:52, archived)
This is why I never bake, as a general rule.
I haven't got much of a sweet tooth and the concept of eating an entire cake by myself screams 'fat knacker'. Still, I had four bananas that had gone too soft to eat and I didn't know what else to do with them.
( , Wed 8 Aug 2018, 21:23, archived)
I haven't got much of a sweet tooth and the concept of eating an entire cake by myself screams 'fat knacker'. Still, I had four bananas that had gone too soft to eat and I didn't know what else to do with them.
( , Wed 8 Aug 2018, 21:23, archived)
What have they ever done to you?
The guy who does the "Binging with Babish" YouTube channel is deathly allergic to bananas.
( , Wed 8 Aug 2018, 21:59, archived)
The guy who does the "Binging with Babish" YouTube channel is deathly allergic to bananas.
( , Wed 8 Aug 2018, 21:59, archived)
mostly just terrible driving,
does nobody know how to use a box junction? i don't even drive and i still know it
( , Wed 8 Aug 2018, 20:14, archived)
does nobody know how to use a box junction? i don't even drive and i still know it
( , Wed 8 Aug 2018, 20:14, archived)
I helped several of my friends with their driving tests
Despite not being able to drive
( , Wed 8 Aug 2018, 21:12, archived)
Despite not being able to drive
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If these 'friends' can't be bothered why should you give up your own time
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I like to drive into them and block everyone's passage until they have no choice but to let you go.
( , Wed 8 Aug 2018, 21:38, archived)
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You don't enter unless your exit is clear, unless the flow of other traffic is impending you , ie you can enter if turning right and the cars going straight are impending
( , Wed 8 Aug 2018, 21:55, archived)
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It's literally ten degrees cooler than yesterday
And it's still quite hot out
( , Wed 8 Aug 2018, 20:24, archived)
And it's still quite hot out
( , Wed 8 Aug 2018, 20:24, archived)
Check out Daft Punk's new single "Get Lucky" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
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I was in 'beefa when that come out
every bar & restaurant had it on repeat
interesting eh
( , Wed 8 Aug 2018, 11:24, archived)
every bar & restaurant had it on repeat
interesting eh
( , Wed 8 Aug 2018, 11:24, archived)
I like that "choon".
There's always time for a bit of Daft Punk.
( , Wed 8 Aug 2018, 11:30, archived)
There's always time for a bit of Daft Punk.
( , Wed 8 Aug 2018, 11:30, archived)
Filming again today.
Clarke Peters or Joan Armatrading fame. He was also in Notting hill. And the Wire. Great big Afro
( , Wed 8 Aug 2018, 12:21, archived)
Clarke Peters or Joan Armatrading fame. He was also in Notting hill. And the Wire. Great big Afro
( , Wed 8 Aug 2018, 12:21, archived)
It is.
Today's recommended reading: Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt.
( , Wed 8 Aug 2018, 8:33, archived)
Today's recommended reading: Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt.
( , Wed 8 Aug 2018, 8:33, archived)
images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/91FnnNUmEgL._SX425_.jpg
( , Wed 8 Aug 2018, 11:02, archived)
I've heard worse.
I like a good Rusty Nail, if we're talking cocktails.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 21:22, archived)
I like a good Rusty Nail, if we're talking cocktails.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 21:22, archived)
i miss the Glass Towers we used to get at cocktail nights in Bierex,
it was half a pint of spirits with an inch of soda on the top, i swear
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 21:24, archived)
it was half a pint of spirits with an inch of soda on the top, i swear
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 21:24, archived)
Bloody hell.
David Hasselhoff apparently made quite the name for himself in London cocktail bars by ordering half-pints of neat vodka and downing them. This was before his daughter filmed him paralytically drunk on the bathroom floor at home trying to eat a burger and failing miserably.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 21:26, archived)
David Hasselhoff apparently made quite the name for himself in London cocktail bars by ordering half-pints of neat vodka and downing them. This was before his daughter filmed him paralytically drunk on the bathroom floor at home trying to eat a burger and failing miserably.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 21:26, archived)
I thought it was a kebab?
In my head it's a kebab, because it's funnier.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 23:09, archived)
In my head it's a kebab, because it's funnier.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 23:09, archived)
After one or two I asked for a large vodka and orange in Spain and I got a half pint of vodka with a slice of orange, we lols
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 21:29, archived)
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Ha.
A Bulgarian guy in a bar in Luxembourg told me that drinks measures in Russia started at a quadruple, but ordering that instantly marked you out as a girl.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 21:32, archived)
A Bulgarian guy in a bar in Luxembourg told me that drinks measures in Russia started at a quadruple, but ordering that instantly marked you out as a girl.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 21:32, archived)
reminds me of a line in Crime and Punishment,
where it says he didn't want much to drink so he only had a wine glass full of vodka
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 21:34, archived)
where it says he didn't want much to drink so he only had a wine glass full of vodka
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 21:34, archived)
Yep, this in a country where they give beer to alcoholics because anything under 10% by volume is classified as a soft drink.
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how about "Dr Manhattan's" and your signature cocktail could be a blue lagoon served in a glass shaped like a penus.
Best of luck with your new gay bar btw
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 23:12, archived)
Best of luck with your new gay bar btw
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 23:12, archived)
Wh'appen.
I've just applied for a job at NATO. It took only three and a half hours.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 19:22, archived)
I've just applied for a job at NATO. It took only three and a half hours.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 19:22, archived)
Translator, innit.
I expect the actual stuff I'll be translating will be extremely hush-hush but we're not there yet. It was the usual palaver of update your CV - upload it to their jobs platform - re-enter all the info properly because their engine messed up the extraction - fill out a lengthy and arcane questionnaire and answer their cryptic questions to the best of your ability - submit.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 19:38, archived)
I expect the actual stuff I'll be translating will be extremely hush-hush but we're not there yet. It was the usual palaver of update your CV - upload it to their jobs platform - re-enter all the info properly because their engine messed up the extraction - fill out a lengthy and arcane questionnaire and answer their cryptic questions to the best of your ability - submit.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 19:38, archived)
Psychological assessment will be needed too, I bet
"How likely is it that this person will be open to a bribe to abuse their position?"
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 20:00, archived)
"How likely is it that this person will be open to a bribe to abuse their position?"
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 20:00, archived)
It's entirely possible.
As a h'upstandin' member of the community, I have nothing to hide, Ossifer.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 20:33, archived)
As a h'upstandin' member of the community, I have nothing to hide, Ossifer.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 20:33, archived)
I very much doubt it, let me know if you have to because I've bet myself a grand you won't
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 20:38, archived)
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Please don't use NATO as an outlet for racism, or your post will be terminated and your country banned.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 19:34, archived)
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I like this NATO, makes the watch pop, I can give you a history on the g10 strap aka NATO if it will help
imgur.com/a/jvh13Ug
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imgur.com/a/jvh13Ug
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 20:00, archived)
Yeah, sort of, it was a nylon strap that different divisions had their colour put on , interesting that the bond NATO was before this but still striped, flemming or someone put him in it
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 20:41, archived)
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Watch nobs like that, been going on since the first every movement sundial had there time in the.....
Blankety blank
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Blankety blank
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yeah, it's going to be a challenge to keep it there 'til christmas
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Oh boy, it's a pressie from Michel Barnier!!!
I wonder what he's got us
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 13:17, archived)
I wonder what he's got us
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 13:17, archived)
good
they've got one of those horrendous communist toilets with the shelf for examining the poo you just did.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 13:33, archived)
they've got one of those horrendous communist toilets with the shelf for examining the poo you just did.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 13:33, archived)
the only person i have ever known that had those in his home turned out to be a paedo
just saying
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 13:23, archived)
just saying
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 13:23, archived)
My mate had some when he did dofe.
We eat the leftovers when we were mashed.
He told me they had bromide in them to stop the soldiers wanking and bumming each other in u he barracks. I went home and had a wank that night just to spite the army.
28 I was, etc.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 14:17, archived)
We eat the leftovers when we were mashed.
He told me they had bromide in them to stop the soldiers wanking and bumming each other in u he barracks. I went home and had a wank that night just to spite the army.
28 I was, etc.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 14:17, archived)
Primitive Tech on youtube linked me to a load of survivalist nerds
who do blogs where they go out into the woods with an axe and a knife and try to survive the weekend. The running theme is they end up cold, wet, and hungry but say "well, this is what I expected but I learnt a lot for next time" and then there's no next time.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 13:28, archived)
who do blogs where they go out into the woods with an axe and a knife and try to survive the weekend. The running theme is they end up cold, wet, and hungry but say "well, this is what I expected but I learnt a lot for next time" and then there's no next time.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 13:28, archived)
Stockpiling provisions is probably a better plan for surviving the collapse of civilisation.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 13:31, archived)
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Surviving post apocalypse seems a fate worse than death.
Just keep a bucket of water on hand so you can drown yourself in it.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 14:15, archived)
Just keep a bucket of water on hand so you can drown yourself in it.
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You can't tell me that Lord Humungus wasn't having a good time.
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there are 5 of them?
fucking hell, each one must be shitness squared of the previous.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 14:19, archived)
fucking hell, each one must be shitness squared of the previous.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 14:19, archived)
Sequels and spin-offs are nearly always terrible.
One sequel is usually more than enough.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 14:37, archived)
One sequel is usually more than enough.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 14:37, archived)
true
although jason x is funny as hell for all the wrong reasons
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 14:43, archived)
although jason x is funny as hell for all the wrong reasons
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I like a franchise that can laugh at itself.
I have a hard time believing that Jason Takes Space was meant to be taken seriously.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 14:53, archived)
I have a hard time believing that Jason Takes Space was meant to be taken seriously.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 14:53, archived)
oh, most likely not
but i first watched it with a few joints and a bottle of poppers, so i remember odd bits being really funny when they weren't
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 15:00, archived)
but i first watched it with a few joints and a bottle of poppers, so i remember odd bits being really funny when they weren't
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the graboids evolve in each one, except the fourth
which is about bert's grandad, also played by michael gross
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 14:26, archived)
which is about bert's grandad, also played by michael gross
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 14:26, archived)
might give it a look
i'm currently rereading castaway by lucy irvine
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 14:42, archived)
i'm currently rereading castaway by lucy irvine
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 14:42, archived)
Hellbound Heart is more booklet than novel, so it won't take much time to whizz through.
Never heard of Lucy Irvine, but that sounds like an interesting story, if not a terrible idea.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 14:48, archived)
Never heard of Lucy Irvine, but that sounds like an interesting story, if not a terrible idea.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 14:48, archived)
i love survivalist stories
she tells it in a very fanciful way, but that highlights just how strange she got being stuck there with just one man for a whole year
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 14:50, archived)
she tells it in a very fanciful way, but that highlights just how strange she got being stuck there with just one man for a whole year
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 14:50, archived)
I'm always slightly disappointed that no one ever dies on the Bear Grylls programme.
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Walking the Amazon seems to be an exercise in willfully ignoring the invention of the boat.
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he's one of those mad buggers that need to push themselves
he's gonna die up a mountain one day, but until then, i'll keep watching him
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 15:18, archived)
he's gonna die up a mountain one day, but until then, i'll keep watching him
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 15:18, archived)
I'm disappointed bear Grylls isn't about a youth hosting a BBQ for the mandem
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I don't want to see people die, you sicko.
Just a postscript message during the credits would suffice.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 15:18, archived)
Just a postscript message during the credits would suffice.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 15:18, archived)
But where's the emoji of Our Lord on the cross, that's what I want to know
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 13:41, archived)
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I've been staring at this, trying to work out what the Strikey-g is.
Damn you.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 14:21, archived)
Damn you.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 14:21, archived)
The strikethrough was done by someone pissed so they had to have a second attempt
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 14:27, archived)
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Oh, more than anal.
I've had more disappointing Christmasses than I've had disappointing acts of anal sex.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 14:25, archived)
I've had more disappointing Christmasses than I've had disappointing acts of anal sex.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 14:25, archived)
the late Chris Hitchens (Christopher to his mates) famously said that champagne, lobster, anal sex and picnics were overrated
any more you would like to add to that list?
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 11:10, archived)
any more you would like to add to that list?
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 11:10, archived)
they were actually pretty good and are probably rated about right
it's fine for you to not like them though
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 11:54, archived)
it's fine for you to not like them though
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 11:54, archived)
They cut the monkey knife fight out of the simpsons just now, channel 4 doing their bit against knife crime
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They're a weird phenomenon.
I sort of understood the early days of big brother, as no one realised the huge potential fame outcome at the start, so it was almost genuine people watching. Since the rise of the reality celeb, everyone on those shows seems to have an agenda or desire to be noticed or at least we'll received by a certain group and it becomes such a parody of actual reality.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 11:46, archived)
I sort of understood the early days of big brother, as no one realised the huge potential fame outcome at the start, so it was almost genuine people watching. Since the rise of the reality celeb, everyone on those shows seems to have an agenda or desire to be noticed or at least we'll received by a certain group and it becomes such a parody of actual reality.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 11:46, archived)
I remember watching a bit of the original big brother, to see what the fuss was about.
It was a live broadcast, and they were all asleep.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 12:08, archived)
It was a live broadcast, and they were all asleep.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 12:08, archived)
It's all these Youtube Famous celebs that baffle me.
They are mainly popular among young kids though, moreso Americans.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 12:30, archived)
They are mainly popular among young kids though, moreso Americans.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 12:30, archived)
My kids have been bingeing on Collins Key, Merrell Twins and Thomas Sanders.
What a load of squawking shit. Sanders is occasionally funny, I suppose, but a 30 minute Vine compilation is basically torture.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 12:38, archived)
What a load of squawking shit. Sanders is occasionally funny, I suppose, but a 30 minute Vine compilation is basically torture.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 12:38, archived)
my niece and nephews keep going on about some cunt called dandtm
does my fucking nut in
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does my fucking nut in
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no idea
but it's usually followed by "i don't want to fucking hear about him!"
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 12:44, archived)
but it's usually followed by "i don't want to fucking hear about him!"
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 12:44, archived)
Star Wars, the MCU, and anything else made for kids yet popular among manchildren
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Children don't appreciate brightly coloured space battles on as many levels as I do.
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One can only dream of taking the adventure of childhood as far as one possibly can.
You sour old cunt xx
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 12:31, archived)
You sour old cunt xx
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 12:31, archived)
Buffet food.
Although this is really just an extension of picnics.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 12:00, archived)
Although this is really just an extension of picnics.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 12:00, archived)
I don't care for their views on atheism
but they are highly regarded in their primary careers
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 12:39, archived)
but they are highly regarded in their primary careers
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 12:39, archived)
Dawkins' biology work was alright,
but his speaking out for the rights of men to sexually harass women was excellent.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 13:18, archived)
but his speaking out for the rights of men to sexually harass women was excellent.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 13:18, archived)
Cor, look at Señor Fancy-Pants with his special characters in the title field and everything.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 7:57, archived)
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A quick googling would suggest not.
It also turned up a story about Cyrillic alphabet pasta being banned in 2009 because prisoners were using it to send messages, which savours of horseshit.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 8:03, archived)
It also turned up a story about Cyrillic alphabet pasta being banned in 2009 because prisoners were using it to send messages, which savours of horseshit.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 8:03, archived)
your google fu is weak, old man
3a-market.ru/product/sup-azbuka-pripravych-60g/
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 8:05, archived)
3a-market.ru/product/sup-azbuka-pripravych-60g/
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 8:05, archived)
Morning
Had a great sleep, makes up for the bad night I had Sunday night
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 8:26, archived)
Had a great sleep, makes up for the bad night I had Sunday night
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 8:26, archived)
Looking forward to this heatwave passing so I can sleep at night.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 8:47, archived)
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I got mine when I first moved in
Got almost £4k "inconvenience" money for being made to move. Went a bit nuts with the shopping and got very overheated, so I bought the fan.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 9:06, archived)
Got almost £4k "inconvenience" money for being made to move. Went a bit nuts with the shopping and got very overheated, so I bought the fan.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 9:06, archived)
Sticky.
My kids are away at a council run activity week on a farm, so the missus can work on her dissertation in peace. Soon, she'll have some more letters after her name, to further emphasis my intellectual inferiority.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 9:20, archived)
My kids are away at a council run activity week on a farm, so the missus can work on her dissertation in peace. Soon, she'll have some more letters after her name, to further emphasis my intellectual inferiority.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 9:20, archived)
There was talk of "Thexit" on the radio, this morning,
which seems to have pushed that "suffix everything with exit" trend past breaking point.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 9:27, archived)
which seems to have pushed that "suffix everything with exit" trend past breaking point.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 9:27, archived)
It's going to go the way of 'Watergate', or "let's suffix everything with '-gate'".
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 9:37, archived)
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I've just read that you now need to show ID in order to buy Red Bull in the UK.
Can anyone confirm this insanity?
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 9:49, archived)
Can anyone confirm this insanity?
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 9:49, archived)
lol, you'll be telling me that people over the age of 14 drink Monster Energy, next!
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 10:06, archived)
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Shurely there's no such thing.
As if there were any actual new members around here.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 10:48, archived)
As if there were any actual new members around here.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 10:48, archived)
A newbie popped up on /faceswap the other day, but nobody welcomes them any more so I don't expect it will stick around
Broken beter
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 10:52, archived)
Broken beter
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 10:52, archived)
If only Rob hadn't scrubbed the /talk link from the menu bar,
new people might actually find their way to where it's all happening around here.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 11:16, archived)
new people might actually find their way to where it's all happening around here.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 11:16, archived)
Perhaps a script could be written so we automatically produce marketable content.
Each thread could appear as a £30 teatowel design on CafePress, for instance.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 11:28, archived)
Each thread could appear as a £30 teatowel design on CafePress, for instance.
( , Tue 7 Aug 2018, 11:28, archived)
Random encounters.
The other day I had to go into town to book tickets for something, and there was a guy sitting on the railings in the car park just opposite the tourist office. He didn't overtly look like a tramp or a wino, but he didn't seem to have anything better to do than to sit perched on those railings all day. As I walked past him, he waited until I was right next to him before standing up, raising a declamatory hand and saying "Long live prostitutes!".
Made a change from "Spare any change, please?".
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 17:38, archived)
The other day I had to go into town to book tickets for something, and there was a guy sitting on the railings in the car park just opposite the tourist office. He didn't overtly look like a tramp or a wino, but he didn't seem to have anything better to do than to sit perched on those railings all day. As I walked past him, he waited until I was right next to him before standing up, raising a declamatory hand and saying "Long live prostitutes!".
Made a change from "Spare any change, please?".
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 17:38, archived)
You've basically spent all day today reliving your glory days as a trainee journo for 'FHM' circa 1999, haven't you?
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 18:29, archived)
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 18:29, archived)
Prostitutes are popular targets for serial killers
Maybe he was trying to establish an alibi
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 18:22, archived)
Maybe he was trying to establish an alibi
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 18:22, archived)
Do you think he was trying to gauge my interest in coming along as a partner in killing?
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 18:30, archived)
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 18:30, archived)
I'm now thinking about writing a book about a would- be serial killer
And calling him The Quim Reaper
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 20:19, archived)
And calling him The Quim Reaper
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 20:19, archived)
Or the time that Peter Shilton got replaced with a can of scouring powder
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 20:31, archived)
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 20:31, archived)
I can't say I actually get any of these references,
but they are curiously entertaining nonetheless.
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 21:19, archived)
but they are curiously entertaining nonetheless.
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 21:19, archived)
ooooh. O.o
I'll have to check this statement for truth.
Brace yourself.
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 21:41, archived)
I'll have to check this statement for truth.
Brace yourself.
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 21:41, archived)
There are a number of people on Wikipedia who seem convinced that Les Dennis died two days ago and that his page should be updated to reflect this.
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 21:55, archived)
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 21:55, archived)
I've just been to the dentist
and it was all attractive young Polish women wearing uniforms and they rubbed my mouth with their fingers a lot and now I can't feel my lips.
What are your teeth like?
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 15:10, archived)
and it was all attractive young Polish women wearing uniforms and they rubbed my mouth with their fingers a lot and now I can't feel my lips.
What are your teeth like?
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 15:10, archived)
They fell out years ago, got them replaced with little ceramic tombstones
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 15:25, archived)
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 15:25, archived)
Can someone else start a new thread please, this one is shit and rubbish.
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 16:12, archived)
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 16:12, archived)
4 teeth removed due to lack of space, 2 wisdoms out,
mostly straight thanks to having braces, but my bottom front teeth went a bit wonky after I destroyed my retainer in my sleep.
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 16:19, archived)
mostly straight thanks to having braces, but my bottom front teeth went a bit wonky after I destroyed my retainer in my sleep.
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 16:19, archived)
that mcbeef/morning thread mashup turned out dogshit
What mashups would be fewer shit?
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 11:24, archived)
What mashups would be fewer shit?
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 11:24, archived)
might make the strikey-g party a real thing
basically our policies would be whatever the other parties' policies are, but struck through to be stuff about wees and poos.
i mean, that buckethead guy made the news. and bez's party never got off the ground because he forgot to register it, so i can surely do better than those cunts.
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 11:33, archived)
basically our policies would be whatever the other parties' policies are, but struck through to be stuff about wees and poos.
i mean, that buckethead guy made the news. and bez's party never got off the ground because he forgot to register it, so i can surely do better than those cunts.
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 11:33, archived)
al murrary barely got any votes when he went up against Farage in Thanet tho
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 11:37, archived)
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 11:37, archived)
I don't think you're supposed to vote for these candidates.
They're just there to mock the serious ones.
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 11:41, archived)
They're just there to mock the serious ones.
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 11:41, archived)
monster mun... *vomits*
monster munch is r...AAAARGH *blood trickles out of ears*
monster munch is *on floor now, visibly dying* r... r... ri... right
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 12:35, archived)
monster munch is r...AAAARGH *blood trickles out of ears*
monster munch is *on floor now, visibly dying* r... r... ri... right
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 12:35, archived)
I got a genuine munolith from the pound shop.
No one will notice the difference.
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 14:26, archived)
No one will notice the difference.
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 14:26, archived)
mateys bath gel should come in a potato, pea and onion fragrance
Bubblebath and squeak
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 11:39, archived)
Bubblebath and squeak
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 11:39, archived)
Reddit & Mumsnet
TIL DH & DMIL held an AMA, and then went to Centerparcs
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 11:34, archived)
TIL DH & DMIL held an AMA, and then went to Centerparcs
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 11:34, archived)
anyone who uses garlic when cooking deserves to have their feet cut off and boiled into soup.
/ac
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 13:04, archived)
/ac
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 13:04, archived)
All those years of unseasoned potato dumplings have clearly turned you senile.
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 13:39, archived)
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 13:39, archived)
that's not a mashup, you simpleton
unless you're mashing it up because you've got no teeth, you horrendous crack whore
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 12:06, archived)
unless you're mashing it up because you've got no teeth, you horrendous crack whore
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 12:06, archived)
My teeth are perfect and straight
You could mash it up to stick into sausage casings and make rhubarb crumble and ice cream sausages. Hipsters would fucking love them
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 12:29, archived)
You could mash it up to stick into sausage casings and make rhubarb crumble and ice cream sausages. Hipsters would fucking love them
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 12:29, archived)
my wife's region does sausage skins stuffed with mashed potato
but then it also does sausage meat wrapped in a mashed potato ball and then boiled. It's a potato-dense diet up there.
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 12:34, archived)
but then it also does sausage meat wrapped in a mashed potato ball and then boiled. It's a potato-dense diet up there.
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 12:34, archived)
Thanks for posting that. I was going to make a comment about stuffing sausages into his wife's region but decided I wasn't enough of a prick.
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 14:36, archived)
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 14:36, archived)
but you were too slow, you mean
your prickery is off the charts and you know it
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 14:39, archived)
your prickery is off the charts and you know it
( , Mon 6 Aug 2018, 14:39, archived)
herpsofnc.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/14309915785_56bdc9e9b3_b.jpg
( , Sun 5 Aug 2018, 21:18, archived)
Very sad about Barry Chuckle RIP. He meant a lot to me. To you. To me.
( , Sun 5 Aug 2018, 21:52, archived)
( , Sun 5 Aug 2018, 21:52, archived)
A man who rocked the porno stache 30 years after it was cool should be revered
( , Sun 5 Aug 2018, 22:10, archived)
( , Sun 5 Aug 2018, 22:10, archived)
Bad point: the bus and some cycling event made me miss Indiana Jones and the temple of doom at the cinema.
Good point: I went to a pub and saw that Orbital and Plaid are playing in George Square Friday, and bought a ticket for that.
( , Sun 5 Aug 2018, 14:45, archived)
Good point: I went to a pub and saw that Orbital and Plaid are playing in George Square Friday, and bought a ticket for that.
( , Sun 5 Aug 2018, 14:45, archived)
i set my Twitter trends to Athens so that i wouldn't be able to read them.
It has only partially worked.
( , Sun 5 Aug 2018, 16:35, archived)
It has only partially worked.
( , Sun 5 Aug 2018, 16:35, archived)
sort of but without a spout,
so not much use for pouring out of with any degree of accuracy
( , Sun 5 Aug 2018, 17:01, archived)
so not much use for pouring out of with any degree of accuracy
( , Sun 5 Aug 2018, 17:01, archived)
Ceramic trophy, covered in pictures of naked bearded sportsmen no doubt
( , Sun 5 Aug 2018, 17:03, archived)
( , Sun 5 Aug 2018, 17:03, archived)
I reckon that bull-headed man in his maze and the snake-haired lady were probably costumes, audiences weren't so sophisticated back then
Nowadays being more critical you'd see right through it
( , Sun 5 Aug 2018, 20:05, archived)
Nowadays being more critical you'd see right through it
( , Sun 5 Aug 2018, 20:05, archived)
Just got home after dropping the kids off
Fun day at the beach and cinema, hotel transylvania 3 was surprisingly good.
( , Sun 5 Aug 2018, 17:39, archived)
Fun day at the beach and cinema, hotel transylvania 3 was surprisingly good.
( , Sun 5 Aug 2018, 17:39, archived)
I hope the pallbearers do a "to me, to you " tribute with his coffin
( , Sun 5 Aug 2018, 9:12, archived)
( , Sun 5 Aug 2018, 9:12, archived)
I saw the news
I came straight here. I need to be surrounded by you sick cunts to feel how is the best way to react.
Also: Morning!
( , Sun 5 Aug 2018, 9:56, archived)
I came straight here. I need to be surrounded by you sick cunts to feel how is the best way to react.
Also: Morning!
( , Sun 5 Aug 2018, 9:56, archived)
Apparently they accidentally
saved someone from being molested by the hairy cornflake.
( , Sun 5 Aug 2018, 10:39, archived)
saved someone from being molested by the hairy cornflake.
( , Sun 5 Aug 2018, 10:39, archived)
anyone else here remember when there were four Chuckle brothers?
( , Sun 5 Aug 2018, 14:00, archived)
( , Sun 5 Aug 2018, 14:00, archived)
There was a gibb family at my school.
They were one of those ones with lots of kids that all looked a bit too alike and only really differed in size, like ginger speccy Russian dolls.
( , Sun 5 Aug 2018, 14:43, archived)
They were one of those ones with lots of kids that all looked a bit too alike and only really differed in size, like ginger speccy Russian dolls.
( , Sun 5 Aug 2018, 14:43, archived)
Alright nerds.
Late Saturday evening thread. What sounds you got going on? I'm currently spinning North Manchester's Kong - Snake Magnet. You can really tell it's from North Manchester. You can just tell.
( , Sat 4 Aug 2018, 23:08, archived)
Probably just tell the tramps not to look at grumble on the computers.
( , Sat 4 Aug 2018, 16:53, archived)
( , Sat 4 Aug 2018, 16:53, archived)
Yes, just before they let their hair down and swoosh it about and then taking off their glasses and saying do me now, behind the non-fiction
( , Sat 4 Aug 2018, 17:08, archived)
( , Sat 4 Aug 2018, 17:08, archived)
Really good example of this in The Big Sleep, although I think it's technically a book store.
Anyway she does that, produces a half bottle of scotch and it fades to black in what's heyes code for 'bogie spent the night knocking the back out of her'.
( , Sat 4 Aug 2018, 18:25, archived)
Anyway she does that, produces a half bottle of scotch and it fades to black in what's heyes code for 'bogie spent the night knocking the back out of her'.
( , Sat 4 Aug 2018, 18:25, archived)
64k intro compo coming up,
i take it you're all watching the Assembly live stream that's why it's so slow today..
( , Sat 4 Aug 2018, 17:57, archived)
i take it you're all watching the Assembly live stream that's why it's so slow today..
( , Sat 4 Aug 2018, 17:57, archived)
I'm probably going to pop over in a couple of weeks.
Ain't decided who I'm going to see apart from Eleanor Tiernan.
( , Sat 4 Aug 2018, 18:26, archived)
Ain't decided who I'm going to see apart from Eleanor Tiernan.
( , Sat 4 Aug 2018, 18:26, archived)
lololololol
seriously though what's it all got to do with 64k compos
( , Sat 4 Aug 2018, 18:54, archived)
seriously though what's it all got to do with 64k compos
( , Sat 4 Aug 2018, 18:54, archived)
altho there's Datastorm on on the same weekend
which seems like a bit of bad planning
( , Sat 4 Aug 2018, 19:50, archived)
which seems like a bit of bad planning
( , Sat 4 Aug 2018, 19:50, archived)
What is this even supposed to be?
A joke? A reference to something or other? What?
( , Sat 4 Aug 2018, 22:30, archived)
A joke? A reference to something or other? What?
( , Sat 4 Aug 2018, 22:30, archived)
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