wut keighley in west yorkshire?(
bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 17:51,
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All I know about keighleyIs that it was the setting for the film blow dry, starring Alan Rickman
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 18:35,
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+sing+in a Marillion tribute band
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 19:56,
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can you be fewer shit?you're circling the drain
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 20:28,
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he wants to be shit, that's his schtickwhat's worrying is, he's actually really shit at trying to be deliberately shit.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 20:35,
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You don't exactly speak from a position of non-shitness.(
bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 20:37,
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you have no way of telling what is and isn't shit(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 20:50,
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haha that really is what you consider to be a proper zinger, isn't it?(
bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 20:52,
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you can barely muster a "i know you are but what am I?"you couldn't come up with a zinger if someone handed you a KFC menu.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 20:55,
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more zing gold from popular b3toid, prickmachine!!!(
bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 21:05,
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woah, you changed a few letters in my name to make a rude word!that is some top shitternetting right there. That sort of quality belongs on reddit, or rob's twitter feed.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 21:07,
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if we call you out on being an insufferable pompous wanker again will you stop posting for a few months again?Just asking for a friend.
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 21:10,
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dunno, if I insult your choice of footwear are you going to take the bait like you did last time?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 21:18,
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This is like watching a pair of screaming spastics flinging their own turds at each other.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 23:37,
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tongue twistershit prick's shit schtick sucks shit
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 20:54,
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Do not feed the troll;just ban it and get on with business as usual.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 22:00,
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banging the ban drum again eh?Pitiful.
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 22:17,
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If you are really annoyed by another boarder, you can click the 'Ignore' button under their posts and everything they post will be hidden from you (you can always un-ignore them later if you like). Please don't be horrible to other people just because they are new, or you didn't like their picture, or posted something that bothers you. If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything.
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Hullo wanker's, it's me (Queef Richard's), you know, off the internet?It's the fackin' weekend, cool huh?
Going to have an all-day 'gaming' session with my nipper tomorrow, followed by a go on the old 'ones and twos' in the evening.
Whatchoo up 2?
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 11:51,
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You mean you're going to do massive drugs and have a wank, I assume.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 11:55,
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I'm doing massive drugs and having a wank as I type this(
Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 12:11,
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quiet weekend of spiritual reflection and healthy vegan eating(
bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 11:57,
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 12:11,
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Spending the evening on the toilet doesn't sound too appealing to me.I'll be doing a bit of shopping and cooking mainly.
Got a check up at the MSK clinic tomorrow for my old joints (not that kind unfortunately)
Not really drinking this month and eating less meat for all that New Year shit.
Will probably break that deal though.
Also. Watching the latest Halloween and A Star is Born
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 11:58,
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don't knock it 'til you've tried it m8(
Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 12:12,
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ps my wife reckons A Star is Born is goodso it's most likely shit
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 12:16,
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alright queefy, might rip shit up, might not, dunno, whaddya reckon?(
broadsword w⚓, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 12:03,
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I've always been easily led astray(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 12:28,
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Drinking lemon tea and watching the snow Interview at the strip club tomorrow
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 12:06,
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just googled the placeseems it's not a strip club after all, it's a massage parlour with a rather impressive record of being raided. this shit gets funnier by the second!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 13:50,
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I assume my boy will be round , so cod and pub and pool (
mongychops, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 12:07,
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The other Saturday my daughter turned up at gone 8 and asked what's for dinner ffs (
mongychops, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 12:50,
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I'm not sure a pool is the best place for the cod Unless it's saltwater
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 12:18,
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Bluegrass and beer tonight.Tomorrow morning: finding out whether I can send a registered letter to Switzerland, for the wideboy currently chilling in the mountainous kingdom of Heidi who commissioned three and a half grand's worth of work from me in October and still hasn't paid.
Other than that, ah dern't really knerrrrr, like, man, pet.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 12:44,
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when exactly will you sentimental scousers stop bleating on about Hillsborough?Justice for the 96?
Pus-piss for the shitey dicks, more like.
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 13:14,
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Its the freakin' weekend? Well then, to quote Seal, I'm about to have me some fun!
TDFU at half 3, final work quarterly night out for me before I start a new job next month, so might do a mental
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 13:18,
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Visiting a mate. Weed and shoe will happen. Got train cans in me rucksack.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 13:20,
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weed and shoe at the same time?Confusing for the old body.
I had ket and speed mixed together once and that was a bit of an odd experience.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 14:13,
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broadsword w⚓, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 15:07,
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fuck your mums some more and then have a snackWhat I've done here is taken a quote from the film "The Usual Suspects" and cleverly changed it to refer to your multiple mothers.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 13:27,
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MorningI've been away for a while but have come back to whinge about the cold.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 7:20,
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Seen this?www.gigsinscotland.com/gods-rap-tour?utm_source=Organic&utm_medium=Social
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:16,
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I've not, noDe La Soul are incredible live, and I say that as someone who doesn't rate their records.
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:23,
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Probably the only ones that still might be, the rest are too old (
mongychops, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:25,
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the London show is Wembley Arena which I fucking hatethe sound in there is appalling
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:26,
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Saw them in the summer and it was grand. Last time I saw PE was at a festival and Flav spent the set aggressively trying to hawk his biography, to the point people were leaving.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:34,
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broadsword w⚓, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 8:22,
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just sending out an 'alright' to the plopular page massive xx
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 8:38,
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yeah, plagiarism of a poster who claims to have no interest in the popular page(
bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:21,
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Participation. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 9:12,
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so there's this guy from Liverpool sitting next to me.(
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 9:24,
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so why did you start your sentence with ‘so’?(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:00,
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Tell him to "calm down". (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:02,
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haha I bet he's a great laugh, Liverpudlians are such natural comicshold onto your valuables
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:06,
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de geeeermans lols(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:25,
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Are you thinking of "doing a Harry Enfield"and writing a terminally unfunny series of sketches about him?
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:09,
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is it popular /talk poster $$?(
bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:25,
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no but he did get "upset" when I told him hes scottishsays he doesnt drink beer/alcohol. or tea. initially the conversation was about gin
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 10:31,
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Shat on pubic wankspurt spunking nob wee MORE LIKE (
Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:58,
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The cleaning bill must be through the roof(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 20:02,
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I suspect at this point McBeef just wears the cheapest cagoule his mum can find at Matalan(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 20:11,
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Terrible memories of pack a macs have returned (
Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 20:18,
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summer weekends tramping around a wildlife park in a disposable raincoat and carrier bags tied over your trainersor, worse, the same thing but on a school trip.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 20:31,
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I live in the red squirrel zone (
Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 21:02,
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so do I, according to the stain on the tarmac(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 21:02,
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Fuck a pizza Nobody will be expecting it
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 20:16,
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I got an interview for the strip club job I am all over this shit
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 20:39,
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that's how calzones were invented(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 20:31,
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I have a truly horrendous Fanny/Johnny Craddock anecdote (
Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 21:17,
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One of my brother's old flatmates was a carer for the Craddocks in their final, senile daysWhen she entered their house to assess the situation there was a sickening stench in the air. And a collection of curious carrier bags lining the hall.
Containing the reeking faeces of a tragically mental Faniel and Condom Craddock. T3h 3nd
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 22:11,
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Tip one out on the worktop and tell them in an Ainsley voice that they've got 20 minutes(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 22:30, archived)
PERCY PISSBAG AND SUSIE SHITSACK LADIESNGENNELEMEN(
Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 23:29,
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alright Q**** R******'*If you're not in the super-secret Facebook b3ta clique, I just looked at it for the first time in ages and scrolled down and saw this and dun a lol.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 23:42, archived)
yeah that's defo what killed it last time you delusional knobstain(
Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 18 Jan 2019, 8:21,
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Sat on public transport stinking of weedHow do you conquer the paranoia?
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 18:58, archived)
I live in Glasgow. People are just thankful you're not the drunk guy hammering on the windows singing football songs. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:02,
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I'm in my mid forties, I couldn't give a shit what others think(
mongychops, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:06,
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Alright mongy. Just bought some Kef Caprice II's(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:07,
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Stick them on some decent stands and a paving slab if you can. I'm sure I had the first ones or cantos, bit bass heavy but better than the mission equivalent (
mongychops, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:15,
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Will do. I've got linn kans at the minute, same tweeters but 5in woofer, wonderful top but no bass, hopefully these will do the job.
Might recap the x-over as they'll be getting on a bit.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:18,
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I lacked good bass, bought a wooferbut in the end, it doesn't even matter
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:53,
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Imagine all the other passengers dead Hacked to pieces by you
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:10,
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Since when did I ever tout myself as healthy? (
Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:53,
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If I told you, I'd have to get my mate that's sitting behind you to kill you.(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:16, archived)
Fake newsI always sit at the back (coz you know the eyes burrow deep into the back of my skull)
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:19, archived)
Guarantee you no-one will be thinking about the smell of weed if you do(
Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:21,
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Anne Sellors has a competitor for 'best bleak imdb profile' m.imdb.com/name/nm10083301/
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:35,
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*update*Made it back home! Dick in one hand, severed hand in other hand! Never asking for advice from you guys again!
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Shit on the pavement and blame a pigeon Nobody will be expecting it
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:56,
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*high-pressure projectile chundering*(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 12:58,
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Just applied for a receptionist job at a strip club Could be fun
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:50,
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You'll probably have to be proficient in word, excel and powerpointynips(
broadsword w⚓, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:52,
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If it's the place I think it is It will mostly involve telling pervs to fuck off
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:54,
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I'm sure they've got a loyal following of massive wrong 'uns (
Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:05,
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There's definitely book material here.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:25,
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What's the Bic code for Santander gb? Is it ABBYGB2L (
mongychops, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 12:58,
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Counterintuitive at first glance, but it must not have changed since the days when they were Abbey National.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:07,
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Yeah , probably too much grief to change an international banking code, hopefully ze german pays me for the watch now (
mongychops, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:08,
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Who should be in charge of /talk?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:06,
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The rabid, braying mob.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:08,
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*unintelligible screech of agreement*(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:11,
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Absolutely not.He's shown he can't be trusted with that kind of responsibility.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:40,
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Nearly time for Rob's monthly banning sessionstrikey-g bumming
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:53,
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He stepped me once for no reason when he was drunk with power.I'm not voting for him.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:56,
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*pours one out for baying cyber-mob* (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:06,
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Do you think that the final choice of Ending E in Nier: Automata was a poignant insight into the altruistic side of human nature, or a gimmick for games journalists to circle jerk over?(
H.B.Mupps, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:13,
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It's both a hymn to existentialism and a mandala to human impermanence.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:18,
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arse, gob, arseor gob, arse, gob?
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:28,
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Gob, arse, gob, while stocks last.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:41,
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How clean is your arse? Asking for a friend.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:41,
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Pee in the bushes like a MAN, will you?(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 13:41,
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can I take the rest of the day off?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:05,
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Sure, be my guest.I'm working from home tomorrow anyway.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:11,
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will there be a newsletter this week?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:26,
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Does a papal bear shit in a funny hat?(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:36,
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why don't you just fuck off?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:37,
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Because your internet anger entumescences me.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:42,
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why doesn't dozer just fuck off?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:42,
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slashtalk are my only friends.(
bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:47,
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should I fake my orgasms?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:43,
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you can't fake anyone else's(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 19:52,
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why am I AYA when I've got loads to do?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 14:43,
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Third turd of the daySomething ain't right
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 12:36,
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When are you two just going to fuck and get it over with?I think we're all sick of this "will they, won't they" drama.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 12:29,
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It already happened, many years ago*does 'small willy' little finger gesture*
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 12:40,
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How's G and her hand?B had scaphoid surgery and is laid up in bed in recovery.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Jan 2019, 8:02,
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starting to get better now thank fuckstill strapped up most of the time and lots of medicine to take but getting there. She still can't write, so work won't be possible for a good while longer but seems to be heading in the right direction at last. Send out best to the patient please /gaz
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 8:20,
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Wish her well(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Jan 2019, 9:03,
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Alreet teh Queefster.We're all off to the chip van for lunch today. TEAM-BUILDING.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 8:30,
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Big fish, little fish, cardboard box.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 8:40,
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Ikr?It's all snorting lines of ket off hookers' tits over here.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 8:54,
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Keep an eye out incase Clarence Boddiker turns up. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 10:25,
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listen the snow is falling(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 9:04,
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I think you're right (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Jan 2019, 10:08,
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you've got a lot of nerve to show your face round here again(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 10:15,
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it's alright for him, he doesn't have to deal with the consequences of his inaction(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 10:21,
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He'll need to convince people that he has a solution to the current boarder issue (
mongychops, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 11:22,
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You еntеrеd a passwords on thе websitеs уоu visited, and I interсеptеd it.
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But it doеsn't mattеr, my mаlware updatеd it еvery time.
What did I dо?
I crеatеd a double-scrееn vidеo. 1st pаrt shows thе video you were wаtching (yоu'vе gоt a good taste haha . . .), and 2nd pаrt shоws thе rеcording of your web cаm.
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Impоrtаnt:
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Thаnks to thеm. (Everуthing that is used for the authoritiеs cаn help us.)
If I dо not gеt thе BitCоins, I will сеrtainly send оut уоur videо recоrding tо all оf yоur сontасts inсluding rеlatives, coworkеrs, аnd so on. Having sаid thаt, if I recеivе the pауment, I'll destroy the vidеo immidiаtеly.
If уоu nееd evidеnce, replу with "Yеs!" аnd I will certainly sеnd out уоur vidеo recоrding tо уour 6 contaсts. It is а nоn-negotiable оffer, that being said don't wаste mу persоnal timе and yours bу rеsponding to this messagе.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 10:36,
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I sent уou аn еmail frоm YOUR haсked acсоunt.
I setup а malwаrе on thе adult vids (porno) wеb-site аnd guess what, уоu visitеd this sitе tо havе fun (yоu know whаt I mean).
While you werе watсhing videоs, yоur intеrnеt brоwsеr started out funсtiоning аs a RDP (Rеmote Cоntrоl) having а keуlоgger whiсh gаvе mе accessibility tо уour screеn аnd web cаm.
аfter thаt, mу software program оbtainеd аll of уоur соntaсts and files.
You еntеrеd a passwords on thе websitеs уоu visited, and I interсеptеd it.
Of course yоu саn will change it, or аlready changеd it.
But it doеsn't mattеr, my mаlware updatеd it еvery time.
What did I dо?
I crеatеd a double-scrееn vidеo. 1st pаrt shows thе video you were wаtching (yоu'vе gоt a good taste haha . . .), and 2nd pаrt shоws thе rеcording of your web cаm.
Do nоt trу tо find аnd destroy mу virus! (All уour datа is аlrеаdу uploadеd to a remоtе server)
– Dо not try tо соntact with mе
– Various seсuritу sеrvices will nоt hеlp yоu; formatting a disk оr dеstrоуing a dеviсе will not help eithеr, sinсe yоur dаta is alrеady оn а remоte sеrvеr.
I guarаnteе уou that I will nоt disturb yоu agаin аftеr payment, аs yоu arе nоt my singlе victim. This is a hасkеr сode оf hоnor.
Don’t be mad аt me, everуоnе hаs thеir own wоrk.
exactlу whаt shоuld уou dо?
Well, in mу opiniоn, $895 (USD) is a fair price fоr оur little sеcret. You'll mаke the pауment bу Bitсоin (if уou do nоt know this, seаrch "how to buy bitсoin" in Gооgle).
My Bitcоin wallеt Address:
1AgexGi34oNAHXS9vs8ZrtKw5ULkV1LoWg
(It is cAsE sensitivе, so copy and pаstе it)
Impоrtаnt:
Yоu have 48 hour in оrdеr tо mаke the pаyment. (I've а fасebook pixel in this mаil, and at this moment I know thаt уou havе reаd thrоugh this emаil messаge).
To traсk thе reаding of а mеssagе and the aсtions in it, I usе the faсеbооk piхel.
Thаnks to thеm. (Everуthing that is used for the authoritiеs cаn help us.)
If I dо not gеt thе BitCоins, I will сеrtainly send оut уоur videо recоrding tо all оf yоur сontасts inсluding rеlatives, coworkеrs, аnd so on. Having sаid thаt, if I recеivе the pауment, I'll destroy the vidеo immidiаtеly.
If уоu nееd evidеnce, replу with "Yеs!" аnd I will certainly sеnd out уоur vidеo recоrding tо уour 6 contaсts. It is а nоn-negotiable оffer, that being said don't wаste mу persоnal timе and yours bу rеsponding to this messagе
heron etc
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 10:37,
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seems like a pretty nice guy, apart from the whole hacking/blackmail thing(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 10:37,
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What is it you were watching you perverted mongrel (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Jan 2019, 11:38,
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perverted mongrels (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 11:56,
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Alt: any of you been to the Body Worlds thing with all the real flayed corpses on display? (
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 17:54,
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yeah, got chucked out for wanking(
bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 18:02,
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Yes, just after it first opened.It's definitely worth a visit.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 18:04,
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No, but I have been to a market with a butchers...(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 18:09,
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No, but I have a sudden craving for beef jerky (
Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 18:10,
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Yeah I went about twelfty three years ago. It was good.My friend I went with said "Is it wrong that I have an erection right now?" at one point. :-/
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 20:21,
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Hi I'm Josh - I'd rather you clicked on the b3ta 404 page than clicked on an ad (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 18:44,
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It's a good page the 404, should have a comments section (
mongychops, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 19:08,
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Hello josh Go and shit in your best hat
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 22:49,
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That sounds suspiciously like an ad. so I don't think I'll bother.Thanks anyway, Josh.
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It was good of rob to get the coders to update the site to recognise https links when he had them in.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 20:51,
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My power is currently being used to let me watch meet the feebles (
Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 22:05,
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wednesday afternoons are dull as fuckanyone got any weekend plans to offset the dullness yet?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 15:33,
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^grot and cheesy puffs(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 15:42,
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I've got an unemployed mate who happily tells anyone who'll listen that he spends his days wanking and eating wotsits(
broadsword w⚓, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 15:50,
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I didn't know you knew 'Orangecock Steve'!(
Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 15:52,
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Yarp, also known as the man with the golden handshake(
broadsword w⚓, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 16:02,
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www.thesun.co.uk/sport/golf/8208392/nike-camo-air-max-1-golf-grass-trainers-price/
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mongychops, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 16:08,
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i don't think i can imagine how uncomfortable wotsit crumbs under the foreskin would bealso, his cock would start looking like trump pretty quickly
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 16:03,
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^will let you down at the last minute(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 15:41,
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^wannabe spy(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 15:41,
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*taps nose**winks*
*points at crotch*
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 15:47,
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i'm not smelling that(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 16:03,
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I do indeedMy wife's away for a week in the US from Friday, kid Friday night so probably bad food and Nintendo all day Saturday, then I intend to spend the night at home playing records at high volume and drinking spirits, followed by a Sunday of regret and odious farts
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 15:51,
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wife and I have only spent a total of one night apart since the day we met, really not looking forward to a whole week/GAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 15:53,
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i suggest naked air guitaring(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 16:04,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 16:13,
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i will never endorse beatboxingas i fucking hate it.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 16:18,
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you'd better stay away from mcqueef's gaff this weekend then(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 16:22,
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i'll be far too busy air guitaring(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 16:23,
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much harder to avoid trapping your pubes between guitar strings when the guitar is real(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 16:56,
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I usually play mine with the strings on the outside My pubes, I mean
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 18:54,
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agreed to play football for my mates team not sure if I can last 90 minutes
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$$ ✅, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 15:58,
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that was silly(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 16:05,
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Going to a gig on Friday.That seems a long way away as of right now, though, so I'm still looking for something to do tonight.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 16:00,
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defrost the freezerit'll probably need doing after christmas
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 16:06,
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It could do with a bit of attention.I've hacked off a couple of the larger icebergs but I don't want to go crazy with the knife in case I stab it to death like I did with my last one.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 16:09,
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wooden spoonwhack it on the sides and watch the lumps fall off
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 16:19,
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Gotta lose it soonyoutu.be/O0Gb7CKXPJc
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 16:56,
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The electricity bellends cut off the power at 9amIt's ok, my norovirus-riddled child is fine with no hot food or drinks all day, or TV, or lights. Fucking shit on them all.
How's your day shaping up?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 11:13,
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I'm a tired MuppsPlaying a gig and not getting in till almost 1am then being up for work at 6 is not a recipe for fun times in hindsight
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H.B.Mupps, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 11:25,
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in my 20s I would routinely do weeknight DJ gigs at all hours, getting on the shoe and all sortsThen get to work for 8am and stay til 6. The mere thought of doing that now makes me feel physically sick
inb4 'lol old'
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 11:33,
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I'm out of practice to be fair, first gig in some 3 years, and definitely not the sort of music that you'd get shoe'd up formandatory 'lol old'
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H.B.Mupps, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 11:37,
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Average for a Wednesday, the most average day of the week.Maybe you need to give your child an amateur blood transfusion. Use a steak knife on your main artery in your neck.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 11:32,
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better than the past twofull night's kip for the first time in a week has helped a lot
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 11:34,
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Woke up 3 times last night Back to my old shitty sleep "pattern"
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 11:52,
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I actually feel relatively normal and lurgy-free today, despite the occasional bout of coughing.Working from home yesterday helped a lot.
Might go cinema-ing tonight. Haven't decided yet.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 11:36,
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Is anything good actually on at the cinema at the moment?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 11:45,
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As of right now, I have no idea.The Christmas season was total shite at the cinema; with a bit of luck they'll have cleared out all the family-friendly schmaltz by now.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 11:49,
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Just had a look. Stan & Ollie is meant to be good, and so is Bohemian Rhapsody. I guess Aquaman is probably good if you want to ogle a man with his shirt off being all glistening and wet, too. If you actually like films with a story and characters, however, it's probably shit.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 11:53,
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Yeah, I saw Bohemian Rhapsody before Christmas.Everyone says it's totally inaccurate but Rami Malek makes a fantastic Freddie and it's loaded with great songs, so I enjoyed the hell out of it.
Aquaman...nah. Jason Momoa does nothing for me.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 11:57,
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Bohemian Rhapsody is fucking brilliant (
Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 12:02,
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I'll save you money - Aquaman was the worst film I saw last yearIf you like superhero films that aren't the aggressively dull Marvel live action stuff then into the Spiderverse is worth a watch - reminded me of the old Spiderman cartoons from when I was a kid.
Bohemian Rhapsody was great, seconding what everyone's saying here.
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H.B.Mupps, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 12:28,
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Ok apparently I need to see Bohemian Rhapsody to fit in with all the cool kids.I heard Holmes & Watson is meant to be the biggest pile of shit ever, too. Doesn't surprise me, Will Ferrell is just awful.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 12:32,
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Bohemian Rhapsody reviewed really badly but has done well at the box office so mehDepends if you like Queen or not, I can't stand their music.
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bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 12:45,
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Yer, I heard Holmes & Watson was ferociously, aggressively terrible as well.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 13:12,
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Megamind is the only Will Ferrell film I'll watch Mostly because you can't see his face
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 13:36,
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Wondering why german efficiency doesn't apply to giving me my fucking money (
mongychops, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 11:50,
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Troublesome The mental has decided she wants attention, which seems to involve not taking her medication to trigger an angina attack. She doesn't want to go to hospital, just to inconvenience as many people as she possibly can
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 11:50,
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too fucking busy and some shitty piece of software has frozen on my left hand monitor, meaning I can only work on stuff that I have open on the right hand one (which includes b3ta)and I managed to leave my phone and wallet at home this morning
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 12:09,
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I don't have a brother(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 13:00,
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I have all my online chums(
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$$ ✅, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 13:15,
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As an IT support bod I'm required by law to ask if you've tried turning it off and on again(
H.B.Mupps, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 13:35,
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 14:20,
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I dreamt about sleeping in a bed that didn't stink of bile and urinealso, robots
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 7:03,
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alright lightning mcqueefready to fuck. shit. up?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 7:29,
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Hello, good morning and...welcome.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 7:58,
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An exciting day of attempting to assess the financial impact of the proposed changes to the NHS tariffs awaits me. I doubt anyone can top that.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 8:20,
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I swear down that half those cunts out there aren't driving to work they're just clogging up the roads for shits and giggles(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 8:59,
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On Monday I got into work almost an hour late.There was an accident on one motorway involving two cars and an HGV, so that motorway was closed and people had to take another one, and the people already on the other one took the small country roads instead, and the whole road system was gunged up all morning.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 9:09,
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you should've got up earlier(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 9:16,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 9:15,
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hey did you do something different with your hair today?(
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broadsword w⚓, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 9:57,
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I didn't order a dildo. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 Jan 2019, 10:30,
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What do you do with the left over sour cream ? Use it in something else or bin it ? (
mongychops, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 20:20,
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I often use creme fraiche.In which case just dump some maple syrup in it and eat it like a fattastic yoghurt.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 20:28,
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Add it to a white sauce and add chives Great with chicken
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 22:27,
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I'll think you'll find she won the 2003 pop idol final , and Michelle deserves more respect . (
mongychops, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 20:18,
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Soup, in a bit.In the meantime, I'm snacking on these very moreish confit garlic cloves.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 21:03,
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vomitfreshly made by my toddler
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 21:23,
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Chicken and pasta. All part of my bodybuilding regime.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 21:24,
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toothpicks are handy for holding bits of penne together when you make the arms and legs(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 21:29,
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Cheesy pasta bake with bacon, broccoli, walnuts and wild mushrooms.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 23:09,
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I was mildly critical about him on social media a couple of years ago,and was then denounced as a heretic by the faithful, so I won't make that mistake again.
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It's a nice evening to be here rather than working as a mayor in Gdansk.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 19:25,
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 19:38,
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Don't think much of this wordsearch. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 21:23,
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G NIN eve - the 10th of June 2007,The day before "Capital G" was released as the second single from Nine Inch Nails' fifth album "Year Zero".
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Good episode of brexit on the telly at the minute.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 19:56,
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Bit chilly Waiting for someone to come to fix my boiler, so I'm eating bacon and watching alive
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 15:15,
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I've just had a chocolate muffin with a gooey centre.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 15:19,
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It was delish,and made up for last night's "pizza night" at my friend's house, where we had one half-a-postcard-sized slice of pizza and some salad before playing cards.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 15:27,
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Not a huge fan of cake I just like making them
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 15:30,
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This year I plan to master breadI've made a few OK loaves but I want to make proper crusty sourdough
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 15:40,
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A girl I vaguely know is organising a workshop on Saturdayto learn how to make kneading-free bread. I reckon I'm going to wait until the next time she does it, though, as I'm fully expecting to feel rough on Saturday after Friday's gig.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 15:42,
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my wife's away in NYC for a week from Friday so who knows what idiocy I will get up to in her absence(
Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 15:50,
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Shoe bread: it's the future.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 15:56,
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Bread making is not my strong suit (
Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 15:55,
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I've got all the equipment needed to do it old-skool,including a giant wooden trapezoid bowl for hand-kneading the dough, but I've yet to use anything other than my bread machine for the time being.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 15:57,
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I have trouble kneading the dough As my left wrist is quite weak
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 16:08,
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A friend of mine said that the baking was the only really important part.You can use a bread machine or mixer to make the actual dough, then take it out and bung it in the oven. My oven's a bit ferocious so I haven't tried this yet; it would also involve investing in a loaf tin.
#breadchat
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 16:10,
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This is how bread gets made in my house. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 16:15,
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My oven is the same age as me Still works a treat. I do have a bread maker, might dig it out
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 16:37,
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Your nan gave me a giant wooden trapezoid bowl when she hand-kneaded my dough last Christmas, m8(
Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 16:13,
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Is that your giant wooden trapezoid bowl, or are you just pleased to see me?(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 16:17,
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is this your 'thing' now?I have to tell you, it's not great
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 15:38,
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He gazzed me a few days ago saying it was "just for the lulz".You know what he's like: most of us would have moved onto something else after the first five or six times, but he still finds it funny after the fiftieth. I saw a study once explaining that's why small children enjoy watching the same cartoons over and over: they know what's coming, and seeing that they're right every time gives them a sense of self-confidence.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 15:45,
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I dunno queef, it's all over the plopular page(
bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 15:47,
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I doPS the fact that you even care to look on that page speaks volumes, m8
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 15:50,
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might gaz rob, put myself forwardwe seem to get on pretty well
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 15:52,
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Cruising around in your XR3i, blasting out some Jungle classics? (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 19:16,
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How did it go mate?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jan 2019, 7:54,
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it went totally shitthe bitch has filed a new complaint alleging poor conduct on my part so they now have to investigate that, and I have to go back to court AGAIN in April as as a result. The hearing was three and a half hours late (as a result I missed lunch with my father) and over in ten minutes.
I am fucking miserable tbh
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 8:31,
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That is a shitter. She's playing the system to make you miserable(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jan 2019, 11:04,
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no deal is better than a bad deal(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 8:45,
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Big Deal by Ray Brooks is better than both of them(
Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 8:48,
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better than his pop career tooyoutu.be/qGWm-4H_mz4
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 9:04,
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Today my jam is Barbera Randolph's Can I get a Witness. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 9:18,
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Morning. I think you and Smash could start signing off your posts with an Eastenders style "doof-doof", to really emphasise the soap opera qualities you've both bought to the conversation.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 8:58,
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Despite not being soap opera people, my family watched the 2017 Christmas day Eastenders. This ginger guy was just going house to house getting emotionally abused and hit. Then he went in the park and got beaten up in a bush or something, then he tried to commit suicide, but his daughters talked him down off the ledge but fell off themselves. Oh, and one of them was pregnant. One of the most hysterically funny things I've ever seen for a Christmas program.
Highlight of 2018's Christmas episode wad a woman simultaneously singing Slades Merry Xmas everybody on karaoke in the pub and crying and remembering being abused, whilst the camera slowly panned across lots of unhappy and/or crying faces. Eastenders really gets Christmas.
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It's Tesco Value Ken Loach all the way.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 9:58,
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Domestic violence isn't just for Christmas. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 10:01,
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It got worse He turned up outside mine at 3am screaming at me, so I called the police on him
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 10:13,
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I've known him almost 30 years And I have NEVER seen him lose his shit like that. I thought a night in a cell to sober up would be the best thing for him. He's never been violent and very rarely even raises his voice. Fuck knows what's going on with him.
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 10:54,
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must be something else going on that you don't know about(
Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 11:18,
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He's probably just upset about the Gillette advert. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 11:20,
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Must be bad Never known him not to be able to talk to me about his problems
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 11:20,
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I've checked with the manosphere,and they say you should be flattered by the attention, and let him throw his seed up you, lest your head been turned by some Chad, and your rejection turn him into a beta soyboy cuck.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 10:25,
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is that where manolith has gone?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 10:39,
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His home planet needed him. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 10:40,
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I'm more worried than flattered (
Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 10:55,
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I think you're right. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 15 Jan 2019, 11:06,
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