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I got stopped by a chugger earlier who said "I'm representing the National Deaf Children's Association, have you heard of us?"
I just - JUST - managed to stop myself saying "No, but then, presumably neither have they..."
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 16:09, archived)
alright tea

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 16:16, archived)
Alright bendy.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 16:35, archived)
Lol.
Chuggers make my absolute blood boil. That fake cheeriness makes me want to lamp someone.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 16:17, archived)
Why did you stop yourself?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 16:28, archived)
I was with my girlfriend who is easily embarrassed by that sort of thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 16:35, archived)
I sometimes forget how to behave in the company of the normals

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 17:08, archived)
Lol, normies. What are they like, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 17:11, archived)
lol ur mad u r

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 17:44, archived)

l n
(97800, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 18:28, archived)
something something Saxon violence

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 18:56, archived)
British heavy metal,

(97800, Sun 10 Mar 2019, 0:12, archived)
*something about helmets*

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 18:58, archived)
Surely that's a bonus.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 17:20, archived)
your Queen has posted a message on Instagram

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 17:40, archived)
after sex selfie?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 17:46, archived)
My own personal queen? Or The Queen?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 18:13, archived)
Elisabeth R

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 19:59, archived)
Never heard "chugger" before

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 18:56, archived)
Charity-mugger.
Pretty self-explanatory really.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 19:02, archived)
A few years ago one approached me in Oxford, and his opening line was "You seem like a nice guy..."
My response, before I'd even thought about it, was "Yeah well appearances can be deceptive. Bye."
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 19:02, archived)
Last time I was in New York some fake smile with a clipboard came at me with, "are you a cat or a dog person?"
"I'll eat them both mate"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 19:40, archived)

chugger chugger chugger
(97800, Sun 10 Mar 2019, 1:21, archived)
Is you are or not pregnant?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 19:59, archived)
Finally going home from work
Need sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 10 Mar 2019, 1:00, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 14:13, archived)
Allright

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 15:58, archived)
Will

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 16:01, archived)
Bent

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 16:28, archived)
Mornin'
Bacon sandwich, with cheese... is that a thing?
(I helped save b3ta! arsefez is back, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 7:54, archived)
It's called the "Breakfast Threadstomp Special".

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 8:30, archived)
I'm not sure 1 post
counts as a thread.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 9 Mar 2019, 9:44, archived)
That's true enough.
Especially 1 post from a banned poster.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 11:07, archived)
banned poster eh?
was it mcbeef?
(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 11:15, archived)
wise fwom your gwave

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 11:16, archived)

I hate those little fat bastards that eat your head.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 9 Mar 2019, 12:24, archived)
That's not a thing, THIS is a thing
*points at crotch*
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 9:58, archived)
Aye deffo
Bacon, cheese, sauce, bit of lettuce if you want, good sarnie that
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 10:03, archived)
Couple of burgers and you've got a something

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 10:56, archived)
Is it a cheeseburger?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 11:36, archived)
You have to throw it at a baby's face.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 10:16, archived)
Alright, ian watkins

(97800, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 12:13, archived)
Can't even listen to Steps, anymore.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 12:23, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7696824
(97800, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 12:36, archived)

If that was all he did, 29 years seems a little over the top.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 9 Mar 2019, 12:23, archived)
Very popular in stoke

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 10:27, archived)
Nope, nobody has ever done that before ever, I mean yeah sure there has always been cheese in a bacon mcmuffin but this is a first

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 10:55, archived)
Wasn't great TBH
May have over done it on the Cathedral City
(I helped save b3ta! arsefez is back, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 12:56, archived)
Balance it out with more bacon and bread

(97800, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 13:14, archived)
Yes.
Try substituting black pudding and hash browns for cheese though
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 13:55, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 7:53, archived)

Morning.

Have you ever put cheese in a bacon sandwich?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 9 Mar 2019, 12:22, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 13:05, archived)

Well this has been enlightening.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 9 Mar 2019, 13:39, archived)
RIP Airwolf :(

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 20:47, archived)
Airwolf was for people who couldn't play a real wolf

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 21:23, archived)
I played airlift.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 22:00, archived)

chop shirt
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 22:01, archived)
pork shirts

(97800, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 23:28, archived)
I'm not getting the reference
But I'm up at 6 for work so fuck it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 21:37, archived)
I'm sure I read he had loads of cancer years ago , rip

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 22:12, archived)
I heard that he liked to invite young children to ride his massive chopper

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 8 Mar 2019, 22:22, archived)
Airwolf was gayer than Shite Rider.

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 23:01, archived)
A-Team was better than both.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 23:20, archived)
The GAY-Team, more like!!!

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 6:42, archived)
Blue Thunder was where it was at.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 0:06, archived)
Poo Blunder, more like!!!

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Sat 9 Mar 2019, 6:42, archived)
Sad tiemz.
His life really went to shit after the series though; I had no idea until tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 23:07, archived)
bit shit on here today

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 17:26, archived)
you sure are!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 17:40, archived)
oh man, that's a witty comeback worthy of Grrrmachine!!!

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 17:46, archived)
Alright rich.
I've been pleasantly surprised by that vegan shwarma you can get now, I'm no vegan but it's a piece of piss to use and better than pre-made supermarket kebab stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 18:22, archived)
Not even a paul simon acknowledgment, broken britain

(97800, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 18:34, archived)
I've just got a Michael Jackson CD, all the songs are in A minor.

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 18:41, archived)
Dunno what's more outdated
Jokes about MJ, or people buying CDs
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 19:47, archived)
I was reading up on John Kricfalusi's behaviour, over lunch.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 19:51, archived)
I went for a pint.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 19:58, archived)
only one?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 20:24, archived)
Had stuff to do.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 20:24, archived)
Is he a rapist?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 20:11, archived)
A middle aged man with a penchant for grooming teenagers.
Guess he's an old man, now, so maybe he's moved on to grooming vulnerable adults?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 20:15, archived)
Nah he's a Londoner

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 20:45, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 21:20, archived)
I replaced the laser in my cd player a couple of months ago.
Dunno why I bothered really.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 19:57, archived)
^ got leather seats

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 20:16, archived)
It is rather quiet

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 19:57, archived)
I declare that thread...over.
OK party people in the house
You're about to witness something you've never witnessed before
Yes it's the original naked beat box, Queef...E...Richard's

Alreet? Quiet one ahead for me. Got my kid 2moz night, my mums are coming up for the day Sunday, so I'm 'Shoeless Joe Jackson' for the weekend. No bad thing.

u?
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 11:09, archived)
^not Steppin' Out

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 11:14, archived)
christ that was a shit record eh

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 11:16, archived)
Don't Ask Me

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 11:18, archived)

Lol found you on the YouTubes.

Going out on "teh lash" with a couple of work colleagues tonight. Clubbing tomorrow, then the Ireland v. France match on Sunday. Other than that, working like a hamster on a little capitalist wheel to get a big, stupid project finished for Monday.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 11:18, archived)
wees unt scheizzen-ploppen
got friends out in twickers for rugby boozing tomorrow but I don't think I can be arsed with that like.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 11:23, archived)
might take me mums down to The Narrow for a Thames-side drink Sunday afternoon
Other than that I don't plan to leave the house save to go food shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 11:25, archived)
I hate food shopping
I get that cunt delivered
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 11:26, archived)
I don't mind it tbh
We get heavy/bulky stuff in from Ocado but I do little daily shops on a meal-by-meal basis

#foodshoppingchat #yessssssss
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 11:36, archived)

sh pl
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 11:37, archived)
Say it ain't so, Joe

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 11:26, archived)
So the 51st way is "don't, and pretend you still like her"

(97800, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 14:44, archived)
Possibly wrapping all my furniture in bubble wrap

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 11:33, archived)
typical student prank

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 11:36, archived)
Supeglueing someone to a toilet seat is a much better prank

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 11:46, archived)
Back slap, booby trap,
Cover it up in bubble wrap.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 11:39, archived)
DIY padded cell?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 11:42, archived)
It's the best option

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 11:45, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 12:09, archived)
HALF LEFT ACKSHULLY

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 12:34, archived)
typical north mancs attitude

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 12:42, archived)
4/7

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 12:57, archived)
I just made my first website
I mean, it's a bit shit, but I wanted to stop some other cunt from nicking it
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 13:42, archived)

www.shitcockers.com
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 13:47, archived)
THEYURTSMITHS.COM

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 14:14, archived)
HAHAHAYEAH

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 14:28, archived)
.COM

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 14:30, archived)
^

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 14:35, archived)
this looks good
b3ta.com/calendar/event/26698
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 14:29, archived)
Farty people
Farty people
Yo yo get trumpy
(97800, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 15:00, archived)
Bowel chronic horse blow blow get spunky

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 15:03, archived)
I'm seeing them at Infest!!!

(97800, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 15:05, archived)
yeahhh bust shit knee

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 15:12, archived)
listening to the boy from the big bad monkey
this is nan grot
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 15:45, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 6:36, archived)
morning beter poster reznor, hiahs

(97800, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 7:04, archived)

that bird off the new Partridge y/n
(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 7:34, archived)
not seen it

(97800, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 8:00, archived)
watching the new Partridge n

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 8:45, archived)
Morning
Bust another toe sleepwalking
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 7:22, archived)
ess emm too

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 7:34, archived)
kathy bates keeps smash in bed for a whole night with this one weird old trick

(97800, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 8:04, archived)
Tried handcuffing myself once
Almost dislocated my shoulder
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 8:42, archived)
that's frightening

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 8:47, archived)
Not as frightening as waking up halfway down the road

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 8:55, archived)
one of my old pals did that
he dreamt he was being pursued by the marching hammers in The Wall, woke up in his pyjamas and school blazer a good five minutes' walk from home
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 9:10, archived)
I've done it a few times
Have to walk a mile barefoot to my mum's for my spare keys. It's either that or pay £53 for a locksmith
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 9:27, archived)
Morning.
Apparently, "waking up feeling physically rested" and "waking up feeling mentally rested" are mutually exclusive at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 8:24, archived)
My sleep has been dodgy this week.
But oddly the night where I slept really well left me feeling the most groggy.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 8:37, archived)
Mmh.
I feel great physically today but my dreams last night ranged from the unsettling to the frankly horrifying, for whatever reason.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 8:41, archived)
guilty conscience

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 8:48, archived)
You'd think it'd happen more often, in that case.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 9:03, archived)
Morning Bent Reznor.
Happy international women's day everyone, How are you going to further the cause of women today?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 8 Mar 2019, 8:30, archived)
Posting misogynistic "I would" type comments onto moribund digital shart forums

(97800, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 8:35, archived)
Banned poster dozer's ahead of you on this one.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 8:36, archived)

head of you on this one cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 8:49, archived)
Well, obvs.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 8:58, archived)
your breath reeks of smegma

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 8:46, archived)
WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS WHY ISNT THERE AN INTERNATIONAL MENS DAY

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 8:47, archived)
Bender

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 8:58, archived)
bum

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 8:56, archived)
morning bent; bent morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 9:53, archived)
Shitcunts

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 21:44, archived)
Oh you betcha, yah

(97800, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 21:51, archived)
oo-kay!

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 22:24, archived)
fair enough

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 22:39, archived)
Cunts of shit.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 0:26, archived)
Beakering fucking shitcunts

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Mar 2019, 4:05, archived)
afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 13:59, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 13:59, archived)

alright cheers
(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 14:06, archived)
It usually follows morning, yes

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 14:03, archived)
Paid off a small chunk of mortgage
applied for a new credit card, opened a new bank account, and am part way through a remortgage application.
Who else is having this much fun?!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 14:04, archived)
alright mm, property prices at an all time high, but mortgages have never been as affotdable as they are now
weird innit
(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 14:08, archived)
yeah, affotdable, that's right, want to make something of it?

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 14:13, archived)
Yeah. Bringing down the term on mine.
Not going to have it cleared before the eldest hits uni, but may as well get it down while we can affotd it.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 14:18, archived)
they've just increased my hilarious £300 limit on my 'credit score rebuilder' card to over two grand
I'm well chuffed
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 14:17, archived)
also I think I'm going to do an MA when my wife's back working again

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 14:18, archived)
Must be nice being a kept man.
I've currently got 4 credit cards, which can't be a good look for my credit score.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 14:20, archived)
I've never owned one

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 14:33, archived)
or a credit card hahaha!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 14:34, archived)
HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 14:34, archived)
oh man we have a right laugh here, great forum

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 14:39, archived)
no wonder it's so popular

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 14:41, archived)
it's fucking great, I cannae lie
as for having 4 x cards, I thought that was supposed to be good for your score as long as you're maintaining them?
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 14:34, archived)
That's my understanding as well.
It's certainly in line with the market's general tendency to urge you to get into as much debt as you can.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 14:44, archived)
literally a week before I hit the absolute end of the line with debt and had to go into an IVA, Sainsbury's Bank lent me 10k
Zero affordability checks. Had they done one they'd have laughed me out of the door
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 14:49, archived)
Good old Sainsbo's, eh.
Revolving loans over here are apparently a similar sort of thing. You call them up, ask to borrow a couple of grand and they just say "OK then."
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 15:13, archived)
I wish I could get a mortgage with that level of paperwork.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 15:21, archived)
The interest rates on them are stupid, though.
21% APR, anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 15:30, archived)
I have to say I love not having a mortgage
shame my flat's so small we couldn't live in it, otherwise we'd be fackin loaded. I really wish we could afford to buy the house we live in, but even with my wife's good earning power there's no way, it's worth a million quid.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 15:47, archived)
Reckon if we'd bought our first place a couple of years sooner, we'd be mortgage free by now.
Or if we'd stopped having kids after the first, that'd work, too.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 17:01, archived)
I thought so, too, but I seem to remember someone saying it wasn't such a great idea.
Anyway, let's see who has the best PIN! You show me yours, and I'll show you one of mine.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 14:45, archived)
I have a zero credit score
Supposedly because I've never had a credit card
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 15:00, archived)
mine is at the bottom end of 'poor', having been 'very poor' for five years
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 15:09, archived)
lol
r
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 15:20, archived)
fair

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 15:24, archived)
+N

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 19:11, archived)
I've recently been informed by the housing
That if I get a full time job, I can buy my flat under right to buy for £12000
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 14:59, archived)
I'll give you 13k for it.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 15:02, archived)
If I do get a full time job
I might just buy it. I could finally replace the living room windows with French doors into the garden
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 15:05, archived)
I just want a French letterbox.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 15:08, archived)
French letter, lol

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 15:11, archived)
^ tggi

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 15:20, archived)
you'd be insane not to for that price

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 15:10, archived)
Some repairs need doing first

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 15:38, archived)

Is it this place?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 15:51, archived)
That's an uncle fester house

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 16:25, archived)
Home is where I want to be
Pick me up and turn me around
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 16:33, archived)
And bum you

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 17:02, archived)
not really

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 18:54, archived)
Have you seen this shit? This twat starts alright threads , come on mano

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 19:57, archived)
what a shit thread, come on chaps ffs

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 10:15, archived)
I agree Yeti should be banned
if only we still had a mod
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 10:17, archived)
I ent done nuffink guvnor.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 10:18, archived)
banned, and duffed up in the bogs

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 10:47, archived)
Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 10:49, archived)
^hard in the boys' bogs

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 10:51, archived)
^ cruising for a bogwashing

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 11:06, archived)
^ fag behind the bike sheds

(97800, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 11:07, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 11:16, archived)
Just waiting to hit my first interview, lulz

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 11:18, archived)
heh

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 12:10, archived)
Nailed it , want me to start in two weeks

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 12:18, archived)
Congratulations

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 12:20, archived)
I might not bother, but it's nice to be wanted , cheered me right up, pint now

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 12:27, archived)
meeting a mate for dinner later
he's not had a drop of booze or any drugs since new year, going to be a weird one as I've got high and/or pissed with him every single time I've seen him since the late 80s, might find we've got nothing in common
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 12:35, archived)
It'll be fine, when I was off the booze I reckon I was more fun

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 12:37, archived)
I think I'll lay off the drink in solidarity, no point in rubbing his nose in it

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 12:41, archived)
Never bothered me people drinking, you do realise how boorish people become tho

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 12:47, archived)
yeah my brother says he can't stay out later than about half nine because all his pub mates start getting on his tits

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 12:48, archived)
Yeah same, I'd do a few soft drinks then leave

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 13:11, archived)
Excellent!

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 12:31, archived)
Ta, not going to the next one, can't be bothered

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 12:36, archived)
Nicely.
Pints are indeed in order.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 13:54, archived)
I'm not a chap

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 12:30, archived)
soz, lady boarder

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 12:35, archived)
Good moaning.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 8:06, archived)
hi

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 8:08, archived)
R'n'McB
How is it?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 8:12, archived)
not bad at all ta

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 8:22, archived)
You were pissing by my coffee and you thoot you would pope in?

(97800, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 8:13, archived)
There is obviously no piss for the wicked.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 8:17, archived)

Arthur Bostrom is a life coach apparently.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 7 Mar 2019, 8:29, archived)
Pretty sure that's how French people actually talk.
Bostrom was the only actor to bother with the accent.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 8:32, archived)
everybody needs a bostrom for a pillow
brim full
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 8:37, archived)
bostrom get

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 8:40, archived)
Ironically his own surname sounds like Crabtree mispronouncing a French word.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 8:40, archived)
like this, you mean?
youtu.be/OhlMRpHdBYU
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 8:53, archived)
Going to have to wait for my headphones to finish charging to listen to that.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 9:08, archived)
I shure hope that there will have been a morning thread by the time I get back in about 4 hours

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 7 Mar 2019, 7:17, archived)
I used to like Magenta Devine
Dropping like flies these days eh
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 16:14, archived)
I prefer Cyan.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 16:16, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 16:37, archived)
Chirac's on the way out, so they say.
I read an article this morning about how he no longer speaks and doesn't even recognise himself on TV.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 16:26, archived)
he's 86 though, not exactly a shock

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 16:38, archived)
True enough.
He's on the official 2019 Deathlist.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 16:40, archived)
Ginger Baker might well hang on a while longer I reckon
Just out of spite
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 16:43, archived)
he didn't look all that well when I saw him play a few years ago
but then if you can survive all those years on skag, perhaps you are made of sterner stuff
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 17:25, archived)
he didn't look all that well in 1969

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 19:01, archived)
I honestly had no idea the Wildhearts had been going that long.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 19:29, archived)
Le frearak

(97800, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 17:48, archived)
My guts are killing me , lucky they sell a small dose ppi at the chemist now, pricey tho

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 16:46, archived)
changed my dad's life, those things

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 16:47, archived)
Yeah, I need some proper ones from the Drs, might be time for me to take them full time

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 16:53, archived)
Acid guts are the fucking worst

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 17:18, archived)
Got no sleep last night at all

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 18:23, archived)
Never too late to claim

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 16:53, archived)
^ the claims guy
u a
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 17:53, archived)
actually mate, the deadline to complain about PPI is in August this year, so it's too late to claim after that point.
pmsl etc.
(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 20:30, archived)
HELLO /CHAT

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 12:16, archived)
we had the rat man round yesterday, setting traps
nyeeah, rat man
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 12:19, archived)
ALRIGHT McQUEEF
HOW R U LOL
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 12:32, archived)
GUD LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 12:36, archived)
NICE 1 LOL

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 12:39, archived)
LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 14:01, archived)
Hello Rich

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 12:32, archived)
hi m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 12:36, archived)
Run out of allergy pills
So I'm an itchy, wheezy, damp mess today
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 12:46, archived)
Only four dwarves to go and you'll have the full set.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 16:19, archived)
You don’t have to get a job that makes others feel comfortable about what they perceive as your success.
You don’t have to explain what you plan to do with your life. You don’t have to justify your education by demonstrating its financial rewards. You don’t have to maintain an impeccable credit score. Anyone who expects you to do any of those things has no sense of history or economics or science or the arts.
You have to pay your own electric bill. You have to be kind. You have to give it all you got. You have to find people who love you truly and love them back with the same truth.
But that’s all.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 12:33, archived)
You also have to get fucked, don't forget that

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 12:36, archived)
Have you been smoking mills and boon?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 12:48, archived)
Alright Des'ree

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 14:55, archived)
Caring is my personal brand.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 15:16, archived)
+l
OI OIIIIIII
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 16:39, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 12:33, archived)
I've been worse, I've been better
u no how it is lol
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 12:38, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 12:43, archived)

Human See-Saw to the letter
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 15:19, archived)
eh

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 16:46, archived)
Beefalicious.
Lunch is on and I'm starving.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 12:52, archived)
spinach and feta pie with a cherry tomato and salsa verde side, here

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 14:02, archived)

pbs.twimg.com/media/D02GVVhWoAAYMHJ.jpg:large
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 13:01, archived)

frinkiac.com/video/S11E13/tROGP4fVBrqTZbcat2Ex6WfJbUU=.gif
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 13:02, archived)
what band is that supposed to be?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 14:05, archived)
BTO

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 14:06, archived)
they're Canada's answer to ELP

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 14:30, archived)
bachman turner overdrive iirc

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 14:07, archived)
The Guess Who had their moments

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 14:17, archived)
I only know the one song they did

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 14:25, archived)
I have a live LP somewhere, it's not bad

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 14:33, archived)
Yo

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 13:41, archived)
oi oiiiii

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 14:05, archived)
Customer of the day: Minjie Li

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 14:28, archived)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 14:32, archived)
that bird out of Baby D was fit eh

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 14:51, archived)
Phil Fearon's missus wasn't it

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 14:54, archived)
o rly

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 15:11, archived)
y

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 15:34, archived)
?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_Dee
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 14:56, archived)
exactly, fit as fuck eh lads

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 15:00, archived)
Looks like a mollied-up Father Jack.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 15:24, archived)

bird out of
D P
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 18:59, archived)
Hey guys! Guys! Check this out.
I just did the most amazing, once-in-a-lifetime, wipe-free poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 8:10, archived)
Oh yeah, also it looks like there's a good chance I'm going to be a dad.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 8:11, archived)
Ooh, are you going to stick your willy in a lady's nim-nim?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 8:14, archived)
Already done that bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 8:16, archived)
lol, what do you think this is, QOTW?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 8:17, archived)
gutted

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 8:14, archived)
fantastic news, nice one pal

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 8:28, archived)
your life is over now, but congratulations anyway and there will be the occasional good bit

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 8:30, archived)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 8:15, archived)
the mythical 'ghostie'

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 8:28, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 7:26, archived)
AF

(97800, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 7:44, archived)
Their finest hour
pbs.twimg.com/media/DDolM1XXYAAdtKR.jpg
(97800, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 7:48, archived)
That takes me back.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 7:55, archived)
I remember holding that very physical issue in my hands as a child.
The respect for proofreading it instilled in me has continued to this day.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 6 Mar 2019, 8:05, archived)
evening

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 5 Mar 2019, 17:26, archived)
Keep this frequency queer

(97800, Tue 5 Mar 2019, 18:08, archived)
Hope you're well bent

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 5 Mar 2019, 18:09, archived)
are you calling me well bent?

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 5 Mar 2019, 18:25, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Mar 2019, 18:22, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 5 Mar 2019, 18:26, archived)
bent af

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 5 Mar 2019, 19:02, archived)
Every time I see this I think Amiga Format, because they numbered their coverdisks that way
"AF" I mean, not "bent"
(97800, Tue 5 Mar 2019, 19:24, archived)
^ Middle-aged af

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Mar 2019, 19:32, archived)
I may be old, Miss, but in the morning I will be dead and you will still have the post-Brexit food wars to look forward to.

(97800, Tue 5 Mar 2019, 19:39, archived)
natch
I preferred Amiga Power
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 5 Mar 2019, 19:32, archived)
That was certainly more fun.
AF was dull and middle of the road, and terrified of marking anything down. And CU couldn't decide which it wanted to be.
(97800, Tue 5 Mar 2019, 19:37, archived)
Also, CU gave away a load of softcore porn images hidden in their last ever cover CD.
Still not sure whether it was intentional, or whether the staff member concerned authored the wrong folders whilst clearing his desk and nicking all the stationery.
(97800, Tue 5 Mar 2019, 19:44, archived)
didn't someone fess up to that on qotw one time?

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 5 Mar 2019, 19:47, archived)
wouldn't surprise me
a few of those old writers contributed here, including "Mil" Milington.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 5 Mar 2019, 20:03, archived)
ponj

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Mar 2019, 19:28, archived)
Evening is an outmoded construct

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 5 Mar 2019, 22:53, archived)
Afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 5 Mar 2019, 13:41, archived)
Happy candlemass, Grrry.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Mar 2019, 13:46, archived)
good Swedish doom metal band, that

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 5 Mar 2019, 14:17, archived)
Once, twice,
fourteen years a B3tan.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 5 Mar 2019, 13:52, archived)
suck it up, Solomon Northrup

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 5 Mar 2019, 14:19, archived)
Born on Mondrup.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Mar 2019, 14:55, archived)

Christened on Tuesdrup.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 5 Mar 2019, 20:08, archived)
Yo grrry

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 5 Mar 2019, 13:57, archived)
Yer you?
Back in Margate next month
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 5 Mar 2019, 14:19, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 5 Mar 2019, 14:08, archived)
not really tho, is it

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 5 Mar 2019, 14:20, archived)
aftercandlenoongrrr

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 5 Mar 2019, 14:18, archived)
my candles are on fire
but I've got the hots for you
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 5 Mar 2019, 14:20, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 5 Mar 2019, 14:39, archived)
I don't think that whoever came up with this candle idea ever thought that one day you would shite up the board with too many of them

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2019, 14:55, archived)
word up

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 5 Mar 2019, 14:56, archived)
got a weird thing to show you

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2019, 15:00, archived)
so tell all the boys and girls

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 5 Mar 2019, 15:02, archived)
that's 98 in dog years

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 Mar 2019, 15:01, archived)
Hi Grrry, what cheery candles!
Just like you: little flames of joy that light up the world where e'er they go.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 5 Mar 2019, 15:18, archived)
Maybe we should call them "can'tdles", eh?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 5 Mar 2019, 16:50, archived)
this is not a morning thread
applause to your "achievement"
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 5 Mar 2019, 15:30, archived)
Congratulations on your candle anniversary, Grrrmachine!
I know how much you love birthdays and celebrations and how happy they make you. Enjoy. The past is over, the future is unknown, today is a gift, that's why they call it the present :-) #blessed xxx
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 5 Mar 2019, 19:02, archived)

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