morning

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Sun 24 Mar 2019, 8:16, archived)

yes it is.

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 24 Mar 2019, 8:29, archived)

Morning.
Gutted.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 24 Mar 2019, 8:53, archived)

"Worst man" more like!! ahahaha.

(97800, Sun 24 Mar 2019, 10:01, archived)

lol ikr! hehehehehehe

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 24 Mar 2019, 10:56, archived)

proper lad
/ac
(97800, Sun 24 Mar 2019, 11:33, archived)

Just about

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 24 Mar 2019, 11:38, archived)

¯\(º_o)/¯
onlineonly.christies.com/s/handpicked-50-works-selected-saatchi-collection-online-only/yumiko-utsu-b-1978-55/67787
( mongychops, Sat 23 Mar 2019, 19:28, archived)

Whatever that is, it won't load

(97800, Sat 23 Mar 2019, 19:39, archived)

Yeah
6d49d47bd32a151032ae-907965fc79c9900a93c12efeb23103bd.ssl.cf1.rackcdn.com/artworks/yumiko_utsu_octopus.jpg
( mongychops, Sat 23 Mar 2019, 19:42, archived)

Oh, tentacle porn

(97800, Sat 23 Mar 2019, 19:45, archived)

Slim did it, but yeah, 3 grand at the moment

( mongychops, Sat 23 Mar 2019, 19:48, archived)

she's got her mother's eyes

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 23 Mar 2019, 20:34, archived)

Octopussy

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 23 Mar 2019, 22:16, archived)

She has 8 pussies or her pussy has tentacles, suckers and a beak?

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 23 Mar 2019, 23:14, archived)

Frequent inky discharge

(97800, Sat 23 Mar 2019, 23:28, archived)

#infest

(97800, Sat 23 Mar 2019, 23:28, archived)

turtle power!!
( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Sat 23 Mar 2019, 23:36, archived)

Yay!
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 24 Mar 2019, 0:51, archived)

That'll ruin the sheets

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 23 Mar 2019, 23:49, archived)

That's an unusual flavour of vagina dentata.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 23 Mar 2019, 23:53, archived)

I vaguely remember a documentary talking about vagina dentata. It cited the big signing Fanny from poltergeist as an example.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 24 Mar 2019, 0:54, archived)

*sucking fanny.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 24 Mar 2019, 0:54, archived)

Personally I just thought it was a hole to the spirit world. I don't know where all this stuff about fannies came from.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 24 Mar 2019, 0:56, archived)

I blame the internet fanny works

(97800, Sun 24 Mar 2019, 1:17, archived)

Oh, hello, French Polishers?
It's just possible you could save my life.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 23 Mar 2019, 8:38, archived)

British Britishers m8, the people spoke

(97800, Sat 23 Mar 2019, 8:49, archived)

Frexit means Polexit.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 23 Mar 2019, 9:09, archived)

One big happy family.
Polish stick
Spanish knickers
Italian kiss
Bulgarian fries
(97800, Sat 23 Mar 2019, 12:41, archived)

Have you ever had a Belgian kiss?
It's like a French one, but with more Flem.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 23 Mar 2019, 13:04, archived)

I seen a peanut stand, and heard a rubber band
I knew a woman that drank her piss
(97800, Sat 23 Mar 2019, 13:11, archived)

Probably better than drinking someone else's.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 23 Mar 2019, 14:20, archived)

How can they be French AND Polish?

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 23 Mar 2019, 8:51, archived)

Three passports, a couple of visas

(97800, Sat 23 Mar 2019, 9:12, archived)

Alright for some.
The last time I mentioned that advert on here, garidead called me old.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 23 Mar 2019, 11:31, archived)

lol, old

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 23 Mar 2019, 11:35, archived)

throw me a frickin' bone here.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 23 Mar 2019, 11:39, archived)

Yeah, a fossilised dinosaur bone maybe, ahahaha!!!

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 23 Mar 2019, 13:05, archived)

IF YOU ALL LIKE EUROPE SO MUCH WHY DON'T YOU GO AND LIVE THERE

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Mar 2019, 12:33, archived)

YOU KNOW, I THINK I JUST MIGHT.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 23 Mar 2019, 16:28, archived)

I DID

( broadsword w⚓, Sat 23 Mar 2019, 16:33, archived)

DAT ASS

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Sat 23 Mar 2019, 16:00, archived)

Best of all the magnetic storage systems

(97800, Sat 23 Mar 2019, 16:11, archived)

I wish I'd gone to monster munch thing now, might jump in a cab pop round

( mongychops, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 20:18, archived)

send him my warmest personal regards

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 20:20, archived)

He'll appreciate that, he's one of the warmest

( mongychops, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 20:23, archived)

he will be when I firebomb him

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 20:39, archived)

you better eat first
all the mini quiches have gone
( $$ ✅, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 20:45, archived)

Leslie Philips isn't dead
How mad is that????!!!!!!
( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 20:50, archived)

you've talked it up
probably dead tomorrow now
( $$ ✅, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 20:56, archived)

and now sean connery

(97800, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 21:22, archived)

my grandparents were neighbours of Neil Connery, trufax

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 21:29, archived)

Is that some kind of Marvel universe porn?
Also, alright mongy.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 22 Mar 2019, 20:55, archived)

Yeah and yeah zuks

( mongychops, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 21:03, archived)

grand.
Not about much but if yer still near the 'standard we'll have to arrange something.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 22 Mar 2019, 21:12, archived)

My thing will live in infamy.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 21:13, archived)

layo on masterchef, no sign of Bushwacka!

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 21:20, archived)

Wish I wasn't working again in 8 hours
Woman I worked with today was 62 and had more customers than anyone in the last 2 weeks. There are some sick fucks out there.
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 23:27, archived)

I'm sure age brings a certain degree of experience.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 23:51, archived)

I thought Wayne Rooney had gone to the States

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Sat 23 Mar 2019, 0:00, archived)

The weekend is nearly upon us, teh woo and teh yay
I'm off to Cheshire for a christening.

How bow u lol
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 14:27, archived)

Naink

( mongychops, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 14:29, archived)

going to monster munch's house to watch the England game

( $$ ✅, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 14:29, archived)

monster munch is having a party, bring your vodka and your charlie

( mongychops, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 14:37, archived)

heh

( $$ ✅, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 14:39, archived)

Always tell your mummy if you're going somewhere.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 14:54, archived)

widdles and plops
and going to monster munch's house to watch the England game obv
( broadsword w⚓, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 14:33, archived)

I hope he does those mini quiches again
those were lovely
( $$ ✅, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 14:37, archived)

i like his sausage on a stick :)

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 14:38, archived)

I don't like the sauce though

( $$ ✅, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 14:39, archived)

I went to a wake once and the bar snacks were half a sausage on a stick , great times

( mongychops, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 14:39, archived)

Going to monster munch’s house to watch him do widdles and plops

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 14:37, archived)

not all that interested in the England game, but I might pop over to monster munch's for a few cans once it's all over

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 14:39, archived)

Cans?
How ghastly.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 14:55, archived)

I'm bringing a 9 pack of Andrex, we can get right on it

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 15:01, archived)

Have a good shit, m8.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 15:11, archived)

I almost decided to go away for the weekend
but there's a gig tomorrow night I want to catch. So apart from that, dunno yet. I do know that I'm going to sit out in my garden with a big beer as soon as I get out of the office.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 14:47, archived)

You wouldn't be welcome at my house, anyway.
:(
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 14:55, archived)

I'm giving your house a wide berth for as long as it's contaminated with football.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 14:58, archived)

Cool, I'll pop over to yours until it's all over.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 15:12, archived)

Right u r m8.
I hope you're not looking to catch the match, because I don't have a telly.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 15:17, archived)

I hate football.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 15:25, archived)

OK; coming round to yours now with a six-pack of jenkem.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 15:29, archived)

I wondered who Two Hats had bequeathed his stash to.
RIP
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 15:32, archived)

with like
b qu
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 15:20, archived)

It'll be my first opportunity to try out my glitter booty shorts before Gay Pride on 1 June.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 15:22, archived)

Hosting a sedate dinner party for my boss.
Hope no unexpected guests turn up!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 14:57, archived)

you can call me whatever you want ;) xXx

( $$ ✅, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 15:00, archived)

I can call you Al.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 15:26, archived)

sedate dinner lemon
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 15:01, archived)

Wouldn't be a lemon party without old Dick

( $$ ✅, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 15:03, archived)

alright tina fey

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 15:08, archived)

yeah, not bad, cheers
just cleaning my tits
( $$ ✅, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 15:09, archived)

Are you going to go full 'Terry and June' and be discovered in a closet dressed in an SS uniform?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 15:40, archived)

Ah, mcbeef's spring collection.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 19:34, archived)

In work till 10 tonight
Up at 6 tomorrow to do it all again. Hope to watch the snooker final.
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 15:10, archived)

firebombing monster munch's house

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 15:15, archived)

his house is also a refuge for Islamic migrants
so that's a hate crime
( $$ ✅, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 15:23, archived)

Two birds with one stone.
Muslims, and b3ta posters.
( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 15:25, archived)

Gatecrashing monster munch's England game party to beatbox in the nude

( H.B.Mupps, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 15:39, archived)

that's half-time sorted
strike through lunch
( $$ ✅, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 15:51, archived)

I'm trying to get hold of this film but am drawing a blank
web.archive.org/web/20110604000413/http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1808744201/cast

Can any of you internet types help an old luddite out?
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 15:53, archived)

I'd be careful googling for 'breath control'
You might end up on Collarspace.
( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 15:57, archived)

I'll have a look on t'newsgroups when I get home

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 16:14, archived)

Ok goddit
will upload it & gaz a link later
( broadsword w⚓, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 17:10, archived)

xxxxxxxxxxxxx

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 17:58, archived)

I know who is getting my nob el peace prix

( mongychops, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 20:16, archived)

Dear *MY BOSS'S NAME* ,

I don't want to waste your time, if you need adult diaper baby diaper and nursing pad pet pad,congratulations, you have met a good supplier.

Our factory is located in Tianjin China, with 15 years of production experience.Our advantage:

1. New automated production line with low loss rate.
2. Strict quality inspection procedures, 2 machine inspections and 1 manual inspection 3. Live production process to monitor product production 4. Complete range of raw materials to meet your various product needs5. Free bag design to help your brand have exclusive bags6. Regular product delivery time is within 7 days7. Free samples

Please contact me if you are interested.I will give you a discounted price.

BR
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 15:57, archived)

It's always been my worry about qc buying my adult nappies from chinks , this reassurance helps

( mongychops, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 16:02, archived)

I'll request a few samples and test them out for quality

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 16:08, archived)

Bent Reznor?

(97800, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 19:00, archived)

yeah, it's me, want to make something of it?

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 19:22, archived)

No, but I'm interested in a nursing pad pet pad

(97800, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 20:08, archived)

gazzed.

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 20:13, archived)

Morning

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 4:57, archived)

Morning
I am a giant bruise today
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 6:57, archived)

G'day

(97800, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 7:02, archived)

a jack's
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 9:26, archived)

I am jack's auntie

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 10:12, archived)

auntie onpollock
(97800, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 10:35, archived)

Hi will

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 7:16, archived)

alright will

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 7:54, archived)

Good morning to all concerned.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 8:15, archived)

mods pls ban willenium

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 9:03, archived)

pretty sure his stupid name should have two Ns in it and all

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 9:04, archived)

^ classic b3ta hate speech

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 9:07, archived)

I hate will, if that's what you mean

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 9:10, archived)

that's not how you spell 'banned poster dozer' m8

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 9:16, archived)

good morning one, good morning all

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 9:30, archived)

Take me home, take me home
You deserve a girl like me
( $$ ✅, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 9:33, archived)

alright soph

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 9:35, archived)

yeah, not bad, cheers
just cleaning my tits
( $$ ✅, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 9:37, archived)

What are the odds of Scottish independence within eighteen months?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 10:00, archived)

half of them can't wash or dress themselves independently

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 10:16, archived)

Given EU membership was touted as a strong argument against independence,
I'd say it's looking increasingly likely.
18 months seems a bit hasty, though.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 10:26, archived)

Good evening.

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 17:53, archived)

Not really
Just gone arse over in the street. Massive lump on my leg, a skinned elbow and a bruised shoulder. Not to mention the fact that I fell so hard on my hand that one of my nails popped a blood vessel and my hand is now blue.
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 18:19, archived)

+tit

(97800, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 18:20, archived)

RIP exsanguinate monkey :(

(97800, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 18:47, archived)

I'm not dead yet

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 18:53, archived)

I've got those too.
And great tits.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 21 Mar 2019, 22:37, archived)

You really don't do things by halves, do you?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 21:37, archived)

Hope your wrist has survived.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 22:31, archived)

Ah, turning royal then.

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 21 Mar 2019, 22:38, archived)

Very, I hope your's i's 2 m8

(97800, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 18:20, archived)

yeah it's ok, rocking my ripndip camouflage jacket for the first time this year

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 18:24, archived)

plus vorderman has had ass implants
( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 18:25, archived)

Carol Vordashiman breaks the countdown
Christ, just done a search, her tits are absolutely terrifying now
(97800, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 18:28, archived)

magnificently terrifying

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 18:30, archived)

I can only assume she's gone mental in her old age

(97800, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 18:32, archived)

you'd love a go on it tho eh

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 18:33, archived)

It's all fun and games until she puts a kitchen knife through your perineum

(97800, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 18:38, archived)

you say that like it's a bad thing.

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 18:38, archived)

When I finally do go for gender reassignment I'd prefer it to be done carefully and under anaesthetic

(97800, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 18:43, archived)

Gay.

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 18:47, archived)

Pacino's paying

(97800, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 18:54, archived)

alright, Bananarama

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 8:06, archived)

I had my Spiewak flight jacket on yesterday.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 19:36, archived)

alright slippery mick

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 20:35, archived)

I have no idea what this means but google has just shown me some white cartoon cats

(97800, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 18:26, archived)

Wanker

( mongychops, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 19:52, archived)

alright mongy

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 20:35, archived)

I've got a gunt, you can ride it if you lunt
It's got a piss stain and grey mould and ingrown pubes and smells like rotting dog-flesh
I'd give it to you for a lick, but you'd vo-o-mit

haha, good one Queef! You've taken a classic track by what I call 'teh Floyd' and made up your own rude lyrics - I get it!!

bored af, u?
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 10:43, archived)

my head hurts, make it stop, someone plz

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 10:44, archived)

I've got a garden full of trees and a pocket full of cheese.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 10:45, archived)

nice one 'Wallace'

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 10:46, archived)

Finally finished the project on which I have been working for eighteen consecutive days without a break.
Finding the motivation to do anything at all work-related this afternoon is going to be extremely challenging.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 10:50, archived)

shit up a squirrel

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 11:00, archived)

urggh, I don't need any more logistical challenges today

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 11:08, archived)

I've made the fatal mistake of proving myself too good at my new job
thereby earning additional tasks along with my empty praise
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 10:52, archived)

I know all about this situation
A key person left a few months ago and hasn't been replaced, apparently I can do their job on top of my own, great news
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 11:07, archived)

all you do is trawl the client database for Dick and Fanny
it's not that hard
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 11:15, archived)

my copy of that LP is apparently the 5th pressing and has a median value of £37.56*
#interesting

*based on previous sales through discogs

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 10:53, archived)

I think Lucifer Sam is my favourite track on that exemplary disc

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 11:01, archived)

almost nooning CET
which is when my five-day weekend starts

\o/
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 10:54, archived)

good-oh, Wood-o

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 11:01, archived)

Now, we may be a little gunty, but don't feel slump
We guarantee ya' one thing; we can surely gunt
To the party, and rock the house
As we harmonize, and start to gunt it out
So bust a fresh move, and take it from me
Listen to the fresh sound of the Disco Gunty
Ha, ha!
( $$ ✅, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 11:14, archived)

:)

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 11:29, archived)

Just applied for a job as a file clerk
Got sent to me by a recruiter with a little note saying "I remember you saying you like things to be in alphabetical order, I think this is just the job for you "
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 11:18, archived)

fucking hell

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 11:30, archived)

Tbf, it does sound the perfect job for me

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 12:10, archived)

Assembling bedside tables.
The new garden has long-tailed tits in it, which pleases me enormously. They're lovely wee things.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 21 Mar 2019, 11:22, archived)

lol tits, lol wee

lol
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 11:23, archived)

lol

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 21 Mar 2019, 11:42, archived)

And coy bumbarrels, twenty in a drove,
Flit down the hedgerows in the frozen plain
And hang on little twigs and start again.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 11:54, archived)

lol bum

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 11:54, archived)

Owls and bats, cowls and twats
Abide in the oak-stump pantry.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 12:09, archived)

Just got up , bit rough today

( mongychops, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 11:25, archived)

it was nice of mcbeef to deliver personally to you though

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 11:27, archived)

alright you crotchety old wankstain

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 11:26, archived)

Dropping outta high schunt, etc

(97800, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 12:49, archived)

morning

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 8:09, archived)

Ahhh, there we are.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 8:12, archived)

you shouldn't have to put up with poor imitations in the morning

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 8:24, archived)

Or any time of the day, really.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 8:25, archived)

if only he had his own style
he could really be himself
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 8:45, archived)

ZING!!!

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 8:46, archived)

oh yeah, you've got that schtick going for you, I'd forgotten

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 8:49, archived)

Is "50% transcript of the mic feed of an 11-year-old playing COD, 50% Tesco Value Trump butthurt" a style?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 8:57, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 8:32, archived)

alright smashers, what's the news?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 8:44, archived)

Not much
Off to buy my godson an 18th birthday present at lunchtime, then getting my new tattoo, then an early night before going back to the grot shop tomorrow
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 8:48, archived)

What are you having tattooed?

Do not cut your bodies for the dead, and do not mark your skin with tattoos, stop eating shrimp etc
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 21 Mar 2019, 8:53, archived)

If you're wearing mixed fabrics, you're going to Hell.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 8:55, archived)

And if you eat owls.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 21 Mar 2019, 8:57, archived)

My sister's name
We're all getting it done
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 9:13, archived)

Yup, getting mine done after work with $$

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 9:30, archived)

^ asked for a 13 but they drew a 31

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 9:33, archived)

Excellent, all on the same location? I've got a friend who got her kids names made into a celtic star thing. Can't actually see what the names are unless they're pointed out though.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 21 Mar 2019, 9:33, archived)

that sounds utterly ghastly
Is your friend working class by any chance?
( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 9:48, archived)

Oh well done Mr Sherlock with your ear flappy hat.

Yes she is. Do you have any? Butterfly on your lower back perhaps? Or some Chinese characters?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 21 Mar 2019, 9:53, archived)

I don't have any tattoos.

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 9:54, archived)

I bet your friend's kids all have the same first initial as well.

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 9:55, archived)

Local family had a bet with someone
That they couldn't give all their children names beginning with a D. They did. All 12 of them.
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 10:01, archived)

12 kids?
Council scum. They should be gassed.
( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 10:34, archived)

They're known round here as the league of nations

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 10:39, archived)

Most on the right wrist
But I've already got one there, so I'm having it done on my shoulder
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 9:56, archived)

All the actors who played the Fellowship of the Nine in LOTR had the same tattoo done,
except John 'Gimli' Rhys Davies, who sent his stunt double in his place, because that's just the kind of whiny bitch he is.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 9:33, archived)

That just makes me think of the Eddie Oswald story in dog soldiers

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 9:59, archived)

Heh.
I love that film.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 10:01, archived)

Me too
Might watch it tonight
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 10:03, archived)

I'm going to see a comedienne première her new show tonight.
It's in Paris but it's being streamed live to cinemas across the country, so, saves going to Paris. Which is nice.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 10:09, archived)

Paris is nice, as long as you're not driving through it

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 10:23, archived)

Or living in it, insanely expensive as everything is there.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 10:26, archived)

True
Last time I went for the weekend, it cost over a tenner for 2 absinthes
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 10:41, archived)

I think Werewolves might be my favourite horror movie monster.
Dog Soldiers, Ginger Snaps, and American Werewolf In London make a compelling case.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 10:12, archived)

I think I waited too long before watching "Ginger Snaps".
It felt more than a little dated when I did get round to it. Plus I was expecting it to be English, for some reason. Dog Soldiers and AWIL are both absolute belters, though.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 10:16, archived)

Ginger snaps is good
The second one is weird and the third one is just plain shit. American werewolf will always be the best.
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 10:22, archived)

morning
I can't log in from home because I cannot see the captcha-thingy ...
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 8:56, archived)

gutted

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 9:02, archived)

oh well

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 9:07, archived)

happy nowruz

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 9:00, archived)

glad to hear it

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 9:02, archived)

It's also J. S. Bach's birthday.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 9:02, archived)

and also Mussorgsky's

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 9:07, archived)

Night on bald mountain is one of my all time favourites

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 9:15, archived)

Best of all the members of the Mighty Handful,
which coincidentally is also my nickname for my cock.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 9:29, archived)

Modest

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 9:55, archived)

clickin' dis

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 10:01, archived)

can't believe it's World Puppetry Day already

( $$ ✅, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 9:24, archived)

can't wait to see what happens, last year was mad

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 9:27, archived)

making fisting fun for the whole family!

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 9:29, archived)

t h

lol
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 9:32, archived)

hang on

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 9:32, archived)

morning
I'm fucking hanging. I dropped something off at a customer's in Bermondsey last night and to thank me he broke out a large amount of extremely nice wine. None of my go-to cures is working so I will simply have to ride it out.
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 9:27, archived)

shit it out
I had the runs this morning for no reason whatsoever
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 9:30, archived)

I've tried shitting it out, eating breakfast, a large coffee, 1L of water....nope

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 9:31, archived)

get back on it you lightweight

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 9:49, archived)

That "something" was a half-ki of bugle, wasn't it?
It's OK, you can tell us.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 9:30, archived)

I'm saying nothing

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 9:32, archived)

lol, lightweight

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 9:36, archived)

Spicy noodles. I cannot stress this enough.

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 10:04, archived)

I ain't got none :(

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 10:18, archived)

Poor planning, that man

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 10:24, archived)

S icy n dles
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 10:41, archived)

S cy noodl
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 10:43, archived)

morning

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 7:34, archived)

What happened to Grrrmachine anyway?
Has he flounced again?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 7:50, archived)

only one person cares, and that person is Peter Noone.

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 7:53, archived)

He looks like he was born a woman.
Just saying.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 8:12, archived)

But enough about Grrrmachine!!!!
( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 8:29, archived)

he'!

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 21 Mar 2019, 8:38, archived)

I just had a pie for lunch
hbu lol
( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 20 Mar 2019, 12:24, archived)

omg no u never
check out billy fukken liar over here.

probably had chips for lunch like every day, u fat bastard.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 20 Mar 2019, 12:41, archived)

I only have chips once a week m8

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 20 Mar 2019, 12:43, archived)

Yeah but they sit on your shoulder for the full seven days

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 20 Mar 2019, 13:24, archived)

No idea
Having lunch at my parents' house in about an hour, so I'll have to wait and see
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 20 Mar 2019, 12:41, archived)

have a wee and a poo

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 20 Mar 2019, 12:43, archived)

did that this morning

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Mar 2019, 14:27, archived)

and it's a chilli cheese omelette

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Mar 2019, 15:19, archived)

ch w i y
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 Mar 2019, 15:36, archived)

mmmm, tangy

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Mar 2019, 15:42, archived)

and it's a chilly weese omelette

(97800, Wed 20 Mar 2019, 19:29, archived)

dog egg and scabs

( $$ ✅, Wed 20 Mar 2019, 12:44, archived)

do you reside in north mancs?

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 20 Mar 2019, 12:54, archived)

own it
buy to let empire
( $$ ✅, Wed 20 Mar 2019, 12:55, archived)

Sandwich and an apple.
Probably buy some crisps.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 20 Mar 2019, 12:58, archived)

lol

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 20 Mar 2019, 13:01, archived)

ikr
Lunch doesn't get any wakkier than this!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 20 Mar 2019, 13:16, archived)

just bought a pair of brand new Baskets for 18 quid

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 20 Mar 2019, 13:13, archived)

I'm sure they'll look lovely on your Pashley.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 20 Mar 2019, 14:37, archived)

Toast and marmite with parmesan grated on it. And a cup a soup with cayenne pepper.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 20 Mar 2019, 13:16, archived)

you have the palate of a mouthcretin

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 20 Mar 2019, 13:17, archived)

You have aspergers.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 20 Mar 2019, 14:50, archived)

I assume.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 20 Mar 2019, 14:51, archived)

I hope you get paid what you are owed soon

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2019, 13:19, archived)

So do I tangles. Haven't been this poor since my mid 20s.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 20 Mar 2019, 14:46, archived)

my kid's mum just sent me what she thinks our kid needs for uniform to start secondary
Including a travel pass (that she won't need because bus travel is free) it comes to £1275-odd. Two blazers, four sweatshirts etc etc £60 PE shoes...I think she believes our kid is going to Cheltenham Ladies College.

She's on the fucking dole ffs. Absolutely insane.
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 20 Mar 2019, 15:00, archived)

Two ties.
TWO.

It's truly hilarious.
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 20 Mar 2019, 15:02, archived)

I'm pretty sure I had
the same tie all the way through secondary. Buying 2 is the act of a pessimist.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 20 Mar 2019, 16:40, archived)

WO.

It's truly hilarious ies
hush hush, eye to eye
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2019, 16:44, archived)

can you not borrow some school uniform money from a FRIEND?

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 20 Mar 2019, 15:02, archived)

You don't need two blazers

( mongychops, Wed 20 Mar 2019, 15:04, archived)

420 blazers.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 20 Mar 2019, 15:06, archived)

of course not
you get one that's way too big and you wear that cunt until it's way too small. THEN you get a new one.
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 20 Mar 2019, 16:45, archived)

Are you Pigpen's dad?
I must admit that I'm confused by your unwillingness to overpay for footwear.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 20 Mar 2019, 15:06, archived)

Ron 'Pigpen' McKernan?
No mate
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 20 Mar 2019, 16:51, archived)

Future John "Two Jags" Prescott right here.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 20 Mar 2019, 15:06, archived)

and a knife
gotta have a knife these days
( $$ ✅, Wed 20 Mar 2019, 15:11, archived)

tell her to blow it out her cunt

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Mar 2019, 15:32, archived)

You still have to get a photocard for the free travel

( mongychops, Wed 20 Mar 2019, 15:32, archived)

I take it that's not £704 though

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 20 Mar 2019, 16:47, archived)

Nah, about 15 quid for 5 years

( mongychops, Wed 20 Mar 2019, 17:57, archived)

Truly the lunch of someone reduced by circumstances beyond their control to scavenging in bins.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 20 Mar 2019, 13:19, archived)

The tinned food collection has been very useful it has to be said. I've also been drinking back of the cupboard drinks. Like Slivovitch.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 20 Mar 2019, 14:44, archived)

Needs must, as they say.
Still, living off canned food and cupboard-scrapings will give you a foretaste of life under Brexit, so look at it as a learning experience.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 20 Mar 2019, 14:58, archived)

Assuming he's been stockpiling.
Otherwise, it's time to hone those hunting skills.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 20 Mar 2019, 15:18, archived)

fuck that
i still know all the security codes to the food storage sheds at pontin's
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Mar 2019, 15:40, archived)

Dawn of the Dead scenario.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 20 Mar 2019, 16:25, archived)

I keep a couple of weeks worth of food in tins in the house anyway as a matter of course. If I was an American I'd have a go at that survivalist wtshtf preppers stuff. Probably makes you feel both very secure and insecure at the same time.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 20 Mar 2019, 16:37, archived)

Tuna & sweetcorn sandwich.
Might put some chilli sauce on it, because that's how I roll.

roll sandwich
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 20 Mar 2019, 13:25, archived)

hiya

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 20 Mar 2019, 13:29, archived)

sandwich barm
( H.B.Mupps, Wed 20 Mar 2019, 15:01, archived)

shit & sawdust

( broadsword w⚓, Wed 20 Mar 2019, 13:43, archived)

Mmm, sausages.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 20 Mar 2019, 13:48, archived)

o_c_sp, next week
(97800, Wed 20 Mar 2019, 19:28, archived)

hate speech thread

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 16:11, archived)

Men can't give birth.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 19 Mar 2019, 16:16, archived)

Typical terf.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 16:16, archived)

Terribly engaging, raffish fop.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 19 Mar 2019, 16:27, archived)

Is a radical feminist in space an astroterf?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 16:29, archived)

Yes. And the short bearded ones are called Papa Terf.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 19 Mar 2019, 16:36, archived)

Alright Loretta

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 18:33, archived)

love silence subthread

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 16:16, archived)

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 18:29, archived)

💞
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 19:08, archived)

👉👌
(97800, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 19:24, archived)

I'm not playing that stupid circle game.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 19:33, archived)

Yup, I hates peach

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 16:16, archived)

more of a daisy man, are you?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 18:30, archived)

Rosalina or GTFO

( H.B.Mupps, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 22:37, archived)

Looks like yr inciting hate speech m'éte
wot is a crimunull offence as any fule kno.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 16:17, archived)

one more unsolicited message and it's harassment

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 16:18, archived)

You're getting a flapjack on your car. That's real harassment I think you'll agree.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 19 Mar 2019, 16:26, archived)

Flapjack was a big lad. Would probably have left a dent.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 16:35, archived)

means rachelswipe
brexit stop
(97800, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 19:12, archived)

We won't know that until a full assessment has taken place in due course

( $$ ✅, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 16:25, archived)

#jc4pm

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 16:45, archived)

Jeremy Clarkson all the way

( $$ ✅, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 16:52, archived)

alright $$
your sig makes me laugh every time i see it
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 18:33, archived)

I knew you would get the reference :)

( $$ ✅, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 19:05, archived)

do enough people hate bent reznor to justify a ban?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 18:32, archived)

or anyone else for that matter

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 18:34, archived)

lol, you

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 18:34, archived)

lol

( $$ ✅, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 19:05, archived)

dvdforever<s>or</s>

(97800, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 19:09, archived)

dunno who that is, soz

( mongychops, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 19:02, archived)

You ask that question as if you were someone who hadn't already banned him on several occasions in the past.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 20:37, archived)

pies.

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 20:38, archived)

rob doesn't pay him enough and he's getting lazy

(97800, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 20:53, archived)

u r a gay nobber

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 21:09, archived)

You're completely unnecessary

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 22:12, archived)

If bent reznor did not exist, it would not be in the slightest bit necessary to invent him.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 23:01, archived)

What are you nostalgic for?
Old school hip hop, perhaps, or do you look further back to the day you first saw a real banana?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 15:31, archived)

I'm nostalgic for the golden age of qotw.
Spanky, ringofyre, legless, pooflake, all those brilliant and deeply funny contributors!!!
( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 15:37, archived)

If only the talk trolls hadn't bullied them away.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 15:38, archived)

DVD Fever, sallow, weak of liver and heart, dumped on Valentine's Day by text message.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 15:40, archived)

He was a proper weirdo.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 15:42, archived)

He showed all the classic signs of someone who'd gone far too long without any meaningful human contact.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 15:43, archived)

oh lol
Site coding on here means that you can't even type his username. dvd fever without the space.
( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 15:45, archived)

Ikr? WTF is that about?
I had to edit my message so it didn't just start with a space and a comma.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 15:46, archived)

he went weapons grade boohoo so rob ensured that nobody on here could talk about him.
sesly, google those terms below. copying the url of the first hit won't work because of the username.
( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 15:49, archived)

wow...

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 15:50, archived)

If someone put a flapjack on my car, I'd go fucking spare.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 19 Mar 2019, 16:10, archived)

for extra lols
google 'robney mcplum harassment'.
( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 15:47, archived)

"DVD fever calls for online abuser-in-chief Rob Manuel to close hate-speech site B3ta

B3ta, created by Rob Manuel, is a website from which I’m getting constantly bombared with trolls ever since I joined it, and I haven’t posted on there for some time as a result of this."

fucking lol
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 15:50, archived)

and poor old chompy thought he was being harassed, look at dvd bloke

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 15:51, archived)

70's bush

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 15:42, archived)

Lusting after a teenage Gavin Rossdale?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 15:43, archived)

dunno who that is soz

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 15:48, archived)

it's monster munch, you prick
are you fucking blind?
( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 15:50, archived)

nothing
sentimentality is for the weak
( $$ ✅, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 15:56, archived)

Oh yeah what about wigan casino

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 15:57, archived)

all-nighter neva 4 get ;(

( $$ ✅, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 16:00, archived)

Loads of stuff

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 15:58, archived)

Too slow, Mr "my life is so great but everything else is shit".

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 16:00, archived)

I miss mcbeef being a cranky old man.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 15:59, archived)

Cheese pie for lunch?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 12:54, archived)

for god's sake man, no mention of pies or yeti will put all of us on 2.0

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 12:57, archived)

Lol.
Stir-fry for lunch, not bad at all.

I'm trying out my fruit ice moulds this afternoon.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 13:17, archived)

Ibya

(97800, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 14:22, archived)

dunno about that, he seems to have revpiesed his opinionion

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 13:40, archived)

I say that like it's a bad thing.

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 14:45, archived)

CHECK OUT THIS EPIC ZING FROM BANNED POSTER DOZER!
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 15:23, archived)

it's nearly on par with a Grrrmachine zinger!!!!

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 15:36, archived)

Chilli con carne for me
As much as I love a pie I hate working with pastry, so its rare I'll make one myself
( H.B.Mupps, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 13:14, archived)

I'm no fan of working with dough.
Batter is where it's at.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 13:28, archived)

Just make a big ball of chili con carne mince, dip it in batter and lob it in the fryer.
Job done.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 13:28, archived)

Alright, Scotland

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 13:39, archived)

braw!

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 13:41, archived)

My daughter was watching some American cookery thing on you tube,
where they put turkey, veg and gravy into ice cube trays, then wrapped the frozen gravy cubes in mash, dipped the mash ball in egg and bread crumbs and deep fried it.
Revolting.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 13:42, archived)

Only in America, ffs.
Home of the turducken and the whole roast chicken in a can.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 13:46, archived)

I regret googling that.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 13:53, archived)

Come to think of it, I had canned chicken in my sandwich at the climbing place, the other week.
Slightly slimy, rather salty, but edible.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 13:55, archived)

Iraq says nineteen people died

( $$ ✅, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 13:23, archived)

Sorry, outside my monkeysphere.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 13:43, archived)

Ni-ni-ni 19, 19, ni-19 19
19, 19, 19, 19
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 14:06, archived)

Sandwich and doritos

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 13:53, archived)

leftover gochujang chicken n rice here

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 13:53, archived)

gochujang, gochujang, gochujang, gochujang
gochujang, gochujang, gochujang, gochujang
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My bitch love do cocaine, ooh
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name
I can't buy a bitch no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 13:59, archived)

and they say the golden years of rap are behind us

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 14:01, archived)

I think they're right.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 14:04, archived)

they fucking are
there was a time when verbal dexterity and wit were essential to be a credible MC, that is clearly not the case any more, bunch of imbeciles with face tats off their nuts on cough mixture. It's depressing
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 15:13, archived)

^ old man yells at cloud

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 15:27, archived)

How did that ever go triple platinum?
FFS, people in general.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 14:01, archived)

Haha, really?
I thought it was just some stupid nonsense off YouTube.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 14:04, archived)

Oh, I see "purple drank" is still a thing.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 14:15, archived)

dat lean

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 14:37, archived)

It's some stupid nonsense off YouTube that's sold three million copies.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 14:51, archived)