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morning

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:05, archived)
No need to threadstomp me, you spastic cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:09, archived)
Fight! Fight!

(97800, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:10, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/8215407
(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:27, archived)
Classic JoePesky bantz, there

(97800, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:49, archived)
poor old spanishfly :'(

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:53, archived)
Such a cheeky chappie with his totes adorbz drug-induced psychosis.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 8:12, archived)
You only get one morning
And I've already used it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:13, archived)
There can be only one!
*Queen, Christopher Lambert, swords, lightning*
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:15, archived)
I have no rival
No man can be my equal
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:24, archived)
Alright Éoden of Eorl, goddaughter of Théoden, shieldmaiden of Rohan.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:27, archived)
Nah, she whinges far too much

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:58, archived)
She's fit tho'.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 8:37, archived)
Niggaz With Emmental

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:42, archived)
+ in a Pie

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:45, archived)
^ rastamouse

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:50, archived)
Bit of a sensitive subject with McBeef at the moment, that one.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:54, archived)
Grandmaster Camembert and the Furious Red Leicester

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:45, archived)
The Adventures of Grandmaster Flash on the Wheels of Cheese

(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 8:00, archived)
much better

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 8:26, archived)
Cazelle de Saint Affrique Bambaata

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:45, archived)
Wu Tang Cambozola

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:49, archived)
Haloumye West

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:51, archived)
6ix9ine slices of American cheese

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:52, archived)
The Blackstick's Blue Eyed Peas

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:55, archived)
Edam

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:57, archived)
MC Rennet

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:58, archived)
Tupac of babybells

(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:58, archived)
Cheazy-E

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:59, archived)
Brie-Real

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 8:25, archived)
Planet Rocquefort

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 8:27, archived)
Dr Brie.

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 19 Mar 2019, 9:06, archived)
Cheez Wiz Khalifa

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 9:15, archived)
there's no point in me doing these
I could post Brie-Ski Valley and no-one would know who I was on about
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 9:25, archived)
Don't worry m8.
I don't get any of these, and I started the bloody thing.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 9:37, archived)
Himontereyjack

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 9:38, archived)
Caramelised Onion Jam Master Jay

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 9:52, archived)
beanz meanz heinz

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 8:54, archived)
Hitler

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 8:56, archived)
brexitz meanz brexitz

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 8:57, archived)
have yourself a merry little brexitmas

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 9:10, archived)
tonight i'm gonna brexit like it's 1999

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 9:17, archived)
I'm too brexit for my shirt

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 9:46, archived)
Get outta my dreams, brexit in to my car

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 9:48, archived)
I wanna brexit you up

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 9:57, archived)
when you're in love with a brexit woman
it hurts
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 9:57, archived)
hi

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 8:58, archived)
morning bent

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 9:06, archived)
How are we all

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Mar 2019, 10:05, archived)
No one can speak - we've all been shocked into silence by the revelation that mcbeef knows nothing about either hip hop or food.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 10:39, archived)
actual lol

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 10:56, archived)
it's all been lies, i bet he doesn't even regularly plop his pants

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 10:57, archived)
Hip hop faker, poopie traitor.

(97800, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 11:03, archived)
Morning.
If you're a cheesemaker, scientists have shown that you can get the zestiest cheeses by playing hip-hop to them as they age. Learned any particularly useless information lately? Or you could just start a hip-hop cheese pun thread, whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 6:31, archived)
hip hop cheese puns?
sounds shit m8, get some help.
(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:05, archived)
Public Enebrie
Yeah, you're right.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:30, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 7:12, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 14:24, archived)
2 more sleeps till baselworld. What are this year's predictions?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 14:39, archived)
Lego watches.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 14:44, archived)
Bin dun

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 14:59, archived)
Yeah, we've owned a few, but the straps tend to fall apart.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 16:07, archived)
Sundials

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 14:48, archived)
I think you can buy those already as watches

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 14:59, archived)
digitals with alarms that play greenfields

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 14:52, archived)
Yellow rose of Texas on my old Casio was great

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 14:55, archived)
watches made out of a filled pastry crust.

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 14:55, archived)
They did cheese the other year

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 14:58, archived)
Pietling

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 15:00, archived)
Patek Philippie

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 15:01, archived)
G (reggs) Shock

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 15:06, archived)
A fox-style watch with large bushy tails for hands
The alarm goes BOOM BOOM.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 15:18, archived)
Watches with tits

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 15:20, archived)
same old
I reckon
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 15:20, archived)
Yeah I think the same, new sub I think, rehash of an old design probably a millgauss

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 15:35, archived)
Jacobean ruffs

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 16:35, archived)
Loads of people making 'smart' conversion straps for classic watches.
Basically copying that Sony Wena thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 19:29, archived)
analogue watches with digital smart watch components capable of displaying texts and stuff like that

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 21:35, archived)
a watch that watches YOU

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 22:05, archived)
Alright, Yakov Smirnoff.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 22:11, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 22:20, archived)
Pee on the poo or poo on the pee
Alright fucknugget
(JoePesky, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 17:32, archived)
alright spanishfly

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 17:47, archived)
Haha
Fucking spanishfly bastard
(JoePesky, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 20:19, archived)
are you still a tad unstable?

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 20:55, archived)
fucksocks has stepped back from the light and you're speaking with dennis now

(97800, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 21:29, archived)
Possibly past it but we’ll see

(JoePesky, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 22:48, archived)
Urethra gibbons!!

(97800, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 18:14, archived)
All the recent insults posted on the talk board that you've voted as good:

(97800, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 18:40, archived)

gibbons Franklin
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 18:41, archived)
spleener turner

(97800, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 18:45, archived)
Pelvis Resley

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 19:10, archived)
Toe-Knee Bennett

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 19:20, archived)
Bennett from commando

(JoePesky, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 20:20, archived)
^ Benny from Crossroads

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 20:28, archived)
PIE Jonbenét PIE Ramsay-PIE PIE PIE

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 20:34, archived)
Benny from the bronx

(JoePesky, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 0:59, archived)
Currently my favourite words are quilt and weapon ( both insults ) how about you lot ?

(JoePesky, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 11:20, archived)
Wee wee rapier

(97800, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 11:28, archived)
'you lot' doesn't seem that good of an insult m8
you fucking 'you lot'


nah it's rubbish, see?
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 11:28, archived)
How about
You lot of quilts and weapons
(JoePesky, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 11:53, archived)
Anyone got Spotify Premium here?
I've just signed up for it and my Spotify will no longer play any songs. If that's what Premium means, I don't want it.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 11:29, archived)
no

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 11:32, archived)
I've uninstalled the app and reinstalled it, and it seems to be working now.
Stupid thing to have to do when you upgrade, though.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 11:33, archived)
I installed a Samsung update on the weekend
Now I can't close individual apps, it's 'close all' or none, it would appear
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 11:35, archived)
You're supposed to trust the OS to take care of that sort of thing.
Just like Apple users do.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 11:38, archived)
Now, call me a cynic,
but that doesn't sound like much of an update to me.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 11:41, archived)
I'd make some snippy remark about Samsung phones being noddy toys for idiot children,
but my phone is literally a toy, so my high horse is off to the knacker's yard.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 11:44, archived)
Yeah, I'm aware I could probably get better performance out of a different brand
but I know how to use and tinker with Samsungs and I can't be arsed to learn a different OS.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 11:55, archived)
The good thing about them is that their popularity means they're sure to get rooted and have new ROMs put up.
Somehow, my mum's crappy old Galaxy Ace is still going, so I can't really fault the hardware (even if the Ace is criminally underpowered and stranded on Gingerbread).
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 12:10, archived)
I've just had a look and there's an Android 9.0.0 ROM out for my Note 4, so I'll flash that when I get a minute.
And which name did they decide on for Android 9? Fucking PIE, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 12:20, archived)
Will you stop it with the pie stuff jesus

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 12:30, archived)
Pie Jesu

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 13:25, archived)
ha!

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 13:38, archived)
pie

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 11:35, archived)
Now THIS is the sort of upper crust quality I come to beeter for!

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 11:44, archived)
I've just looked up Pie Jokes on jokes4us.com.
You'll be pleased to know that things can always get worse.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 11:48, archived)
Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was pie
And them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and pie
Singin' this'll be the day that I pie
This'll be the day that I pie

etc.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 11:49, archived)
you fucking stupid fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 11:44, archived)
I'm wet

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 11:48, archived)
I approve, you twatbastard quilt

(JoePesky, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 11:50, archived)
Quilted Weaponry.
Niche.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 11:51, archived)
Spoon
As for insults, I prefer fishmitten, cockwomble or ponytailed snatchpipe
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 12:11, archived)
Ibyd
Ydob
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 12:15, archived)
how do I fucking swear?
www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/adults-told-to-stop-putting-two-words-together-to-make-a-swear-word-20190311183425
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 12:27, archived)
I'm a grown woman, I can put words together if I want
Clungemuffin
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 13:44, archived)
Haha
Cockwomble ! Thatโ€™s a keeper
(JoePesky, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 12:53, archived)
Knob off fucko

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 12:29, archived)
¯\(º_o)/¯

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 12:39, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 13:44, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 13:58, archived)
This is dumb even for your talk/efforts

(97800, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 14:03, archived)
Your t(e type of cunt I won’t miss about the shit world

(JoePesky, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 2:28, archived)
Boo, Dick Dale dead
One of the best live shows I've ever seen. Cheers dad, thanks for the introduction

youtu.be/H0aZSo0Vsvs
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 21:33, archived)
I regret to say I've never heard of him

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 21:40, archived)
You know Misirlou
youtu.be/5Fb5apHfjug

He singlehandedly invented the surf guitar style
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 21:43, archived)
Consider me thoroughly enlightened

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 22:21, archived)
Never heard of Dick????

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 23:10, archived)
Damn, he was a good one.
That link's cracking stuff. 'Victor' and 'Misirlou' both use the Persian scale, interestingly; was that his signature?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 21:52, archived)
Yes, his father was Lebanese

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 8:02, archived)
Is this a Hezbollah thing?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 8:12, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 9:32, archived)
He bummed me when I was 11 , soz

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 22:46, archived)
Alright
Just relaxing, listening to some tunes

youtu.be/GkyA_VwIiIU
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 15:59, archived)
What the hell is that sauce supposed to be?
The clash of colours is violent.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 16:23, archived)
not my taste, tbh
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjyZKfdwlng
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 17:33, archived)

youtu.be/qyI7QAnaVQQ
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 17:49, archived)
I've got DJ Krust on the stereo

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 17:50, archived)

on the stereo around my mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 17:52, archived)
I am pumping litre after litre of flatus into the air of this pub

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 18:00, archived)
My boy started at 8am today, theyfucking reeked

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 18:02, archived)
Have you ever managed to do a deadly one on a rammed tube?
When I worked in the bookies I once let go a horrific hangover one, it was a hot summer day and there was a fan blowing at me behind the counter, I smelled it as it flew past me and went in the face of an elderly Chinese customer. I know he copped it, he pulled a face off surprise and disgust.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 19:28, archived)
Course I have
I once dropped a belsen honker in an empty carriage, the next stop some bird got on. Nowhere to run to baybeh, nowhere to hide
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 20:06, archived)
Sitcoms for me
youtu.be/EEtYVjn0OJs
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 18:02, archived)
:))

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 19:55, archived)
EPMD on the stereo round my gaff

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 18:04, archived)

EP O
(97800, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 18:08, archived)
I saw a trailer for this new Jordan Peel film.
They've remixed I got Five on It. To make it more menacing.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFGmO1e_sAU
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 19:43, archived)
Hey, that's not bad.
The other day I saw a great fake trailer for a modern remake of The Prince of Bel Air, all gritty and modern and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 20:06, archived)

youtu.be/XeRCtv6YX6k
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 20:17, archived)
Ahhh...just when I was feeling my childhood hadn't been bumraped enough.
Edit: Found it.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 20:28, archived)
I will wear the green willow
a u
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 20:01, archived)
weur

(97800, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 20:38, archived)
and now Dick Dale

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 20:57, archived)
Morning.
*some shit pun about pies*
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 7:16, archived)

I could eat a pie, right now. Is eating a pie for breakfast allowed?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 17 Mar 2019, 7:36, archived)
I've had cod liver on toast for breakfast before.
Breakfast knows no rules.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 7:38, archived)
Reheating leftover pizza from the night before is good.
Pizza is sort of a pie.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 7:48, archived)
Reheat it in a frying pan for best results.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 7:51, archived)
Microwave it until the cheese bubbles and the base is all soggy.
Proper slumming it.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 8:25, archived)
This is why we can't have nice things.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 8:28, archived)

thing pie
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 8:34, archived)
Warning!
Do not sear the top of your neck hole with the molten lactate extract of cloven hoofed mammal
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 8:52, archived)
Alright, Colin Hunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 8:53, archived)
Sunday? More like BUNday!
#BakedGoods
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 7:37, archived)
That's it, that's it: keep the shit puns coming.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 7:40, archived)

p b
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 7:48, archived)
lol upset

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 7:48, archived)
lol you're damn right

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 7:51, archived)
Morning
The rain has finally stopped and the sun is out
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 8:36, archived)
Same over here, it's luverly.
Not very seasonal for St. Patrick's Day, but I'll take it.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 8:43, archived)
It's definitely making me feel more energetic
Which is good, because I've got a ton of housework to do today
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 8:54, archived)
Not feeling my best today

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 9:44, archived)
too much pie

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 10:24, archived)
+r +a

(97800, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 11:37, archived)
Happy paddys everybody

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 10:00, archived)
Éire go Brách and all that sort of thing.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 10:26, archived)
Didn't know you were into Lovecraft.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 11:44, archived)
Feck! Drink! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 11:52, archived)
Didn't know you were into Six Mix-a-Lot.

(97800, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 12:03, archived)
Pick 'n' Mix-a-Lot, I call him.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 12:05, archived)
I like pear drops and some jelly beans
Gobstoppers and a few toffees
Dolly mixtures paired with a fruity lollipop
and a bag of rainbow drops
(97800, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 12:17, archived)
Pear drops...now they were good.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 12:24, archived)
Fry's five boys will be back in the shops the day after brexit, only 1d

(97800, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 12:27, archived)
Acid drops were the best

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 12:41, archived)
Céad míle fáilte!*
*"A hundred thousand felchings!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 11:07, archived)
lelz

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 11:35, archived)
top kek

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 13:14, archived)
^pierate

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 13:40, archived)
Dunno what you mean m8
There's been some flantastic ones on here recently
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 14:22, archived)
Yes, some of them have been good, and I'm not mad at all with 'flantastic'.
However, the board has in general been spammed with puns so tenuous that most of them just involve removing a random syllable from a phrase and replacing it with 'pie'.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 14:41, archived)
shut yr piehole m8

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 14:43, archived)
^ fat bastard who ate all the pies

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 15:03, archived)
Billy Pie-er

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 15:17, archived)
Yes it's a terrible shame that with all these pie puns it's harder to find all your hilarious original content

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 15:29, archived)

Handbag alarm!
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 15:44, archived)
Good morning European internet friends! What are your currant views on the bakestop?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 3:42, archived)
the pieing of lot 49

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 19:59, archived)
pie in a fire

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 20:06, archived)
pie another day

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 20:12, archived)
live and let pie

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 20:13, archived)
The Pie with the Golden Crust

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 20:13, archived)
Spoonbreaker

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 20:14, archived)
the pie who loved me

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 20:16, archived)
goldenpie

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 20:16, archived)
for your pies only

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 20:17, archived)
quiche-ino royale

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 20:18, archived)
puddingbowl (thunderball)

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 20:21, archived)
Quantum of Shepherd's

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 20:34, archived)
lasagne to kill

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 20:41, archived)
Moonbaker

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 20:58, archived)
on her majesty's sweetcrust service

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 21:14, archived)
vg

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 20:16, archived)
Shut up

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 20:24, archived)
oh man plumpiezer has me on ignore :(

(Tim Stilton ๐Ÿง€, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 20:40, archived)
Pie name is earl

(97800, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 21:05, archived)
North pie northwest

(97800, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 22:24, archived)
A tree grows in Melton Mowbray

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 22:33, archived)
True Pies

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 19:06, archived)
Six million ways to pie
Choose one
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 19:07, archived)
The Pieing Game

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 19:07, archived)
This afternoon, I found out
that the Breton anthem and the Cornish anthem blatantly ripped off the Welsh national anthem. I know it's a good tune, but still.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 19:11, archived)
Piethagorus' queerbum

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 19:13, archived)
The Bridge on the River Pie

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 19:11, archived)
Logan's Bun

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 19:11, archived)
Pie, pie, pie, Delilah

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 19:13, archived)
Sell me pies, sell me sweet little pies

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 19:15, archived)
pie sharona

(Tim Stilton ๐Ÿง€, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 19:22, archived)
pie claudius

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 19:35, archived)
get the fuck up, piemon says get the fuck up

(Tim Stilton ๐Ÿง€, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 19:37, archived)
Scuse me, while I kiss the pie

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 19:48, archived)
piepress hill - I wanna get pie

(Tim Stilton ๐Ÿง€, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 19:22, archived)
pie king, of the hairy piekers

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 19:35, archived)
In which we meet Captain Bligh (CAPTAIN PIE MORE LIKE) and Mr Fryer (PIE-ER MORE LIKE)
Pie : [shouts] God damn your eyes, man! You turned your back on me!
John Pie-er : Well for that, I apologize.
Pie : Very well.
John Pie-er : But I protest.
Pie : You protest, do you?
John Pie-er : I am Master of the Bounty!
Pie : [shouts] And I, sir, am *Commander*! By law! I am the first! Do you understand? God damn your hide! And now you may dismiss, sir!

*sigh*

(sigh??? PIE MORE LIKE!!!)

and thatโ€™s what I donโ€™t post here very much anymore.
(Tim Stilton ๐Ÿง€, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 19:44, archived)
lol
I mean 'pie'
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 19:49, archived)
LMPO

(Tim Stilton ๐Ÿง€, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 20:23, archived)
come pie with me
CUM pie more like etc

cheers
(Tim Stilton ๐Ÿง€, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 19:24, archived)
cheers m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 19:34, archived)
Pie can't decide

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 19:28, archived)
dry your pies mate

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 19:37, archived)
Pie, Robot

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 19:49, archived)
the end of the world is pie

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 20:04, archived)
Piederman

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 19:51, archived)
You're too pie pie, hush hush

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 20:02, archived)
Forget the hearse cos I never pi

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 19:52, archived)
Pie me kangaroo down, sport

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 20:01, archived)
Morning!
youtu.be/jl4-EwptjzI

This made me laugh a lot.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 16 Mar 2019, 10:32, archived)
Bit early to be so drunk you find those pricks funny

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 10:58, archived)
^

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 11:05, archived)
I found it
last weekend.

It's the fact they couldn't stop laughing themselves, and it was incredibly childish.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 16 Mar 2019, 11:20, archived)

There again, I also laughed quite a lot at the below:

youtu.be/g7_VlmEamUQ
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 16 Mar 2019, 11:25, archived)
OK, I think we're getting a more detailed profile of your sense of humour now.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 11:35, archived)

sense of humour mental age
(97800, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 12:17, archived)
Do you think he still finds "you're gay" jokes funny

(97800, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 12:19, archived)

*your
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 16 Mar 2019, 12:23, archived)
Do your think he still finds "you're gay" jokes funny

(97800, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 12:30, archived)

Idgi.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 16 Mar 2019, 12:54, archived)
Probably best to just delete this whole thread m8

(97800, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 14:32, archived)

But then I'll have nothing to show for my day.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 16 Mar 2019, 15:59, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 17:43, archived)
bit quiet in here today,
is everybody on the Gammonball Run?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 17:45, archived)
Who'd have thought that so many chat regulars were based in NZ

(97800, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 18:52, archived)
what

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 18:59, archived)
"Just an incredible frickin' start to the weekend" thread.
About an hour ago I found out that our accountant, whom I thought was a fairly good bloke all round (despite his Loaded ladz ladz sense of humour), is actually a sex pest who's been harassing a colleague and friend of mine for months. This is despite the fact that a) she's never done anything whatsoever to lead him on, because b) she's a lesbian. The atmosphere in the office next week is going to be greeeeaaat.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 18:02, archived)
no pastry puns, 0/10
I wonder if mcbeef is 'on the choux' yet.
(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 18:30, archived)
Yeah, I missed that whole pastry puns thread.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 18:42, archived)
Pieto banton

(97800, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 19:58, archived)
Pie & Robbie

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 22:19, archived)
Prince Far-pie

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 6:18, archived)
Put a wasp in his desk drawer
So he knows how it feels to have an unwanted prick buzzing round
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 18:43, archived)
Haha, I like your style.
If he's been to thick to take a hint so far, though, I don't think he'd even get it.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 18:46, archived)
Sticky note on his computer
Saying "keep it in your pants and away from the female staff, or I'll fucking shiv you "
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 19:03, archived)
I'm sure hr could deal with it, and you office gossips

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 19:28, archived)
If he keeps it up, HR will definitely be involved.
I just don't get people sometimes. The man's 28 years old, he has a qualification in accounting and he's acting like a 14-year-old.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 19:58, archived)
Age is no prevention against entitled masculine fuckery

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 20:20, archived)
Manifestly not.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 20:29, archived)
Unlike you, he won't get trapped in the friendzone.
#AlphaMale #Game
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 19:31, archived)
Unlike him, I'm not thick enough to spend my time chatting up a lesbian.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 19:59, archived)
Yeah, she told you she was a lesbian.
Cuck, cuck, cuck.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 20:11, archived)
Alright, "/r/The_Donald".

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 20:19, archived)
She might invite him to a threesome though, phwoar eh lad's

(97800, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 20:50, archived)
Pretty sure this is how it works.
All those documentaries I watched ended that way, anyhow.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 21:37, archived)
ts;dr

(Tim Stilton ๐Ÿง€, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 21:42, archived)
i:ts;fms
ts;fms
ss;ih
(97800, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 23:08, archived)
Pie

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 17:47, archived)
When come back...

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 17:55, archived)
Alright weeble

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 18:00, archived)
Weak end thread.
Might take my kid here 2moz, seeing as she's a massive japfan

www.timeout.com/london/restaurants/ichiba

Going to make bread in the morning, might get on the shoe in the evening, kip sunday

how bow u lol
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 10:30, archived)
Tokyo dinner is my favourite jap restaurant, I assume my lads coming round tonight, so probably go play pool tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 10:38, archived)
I've never been there, thanks for the tip

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 10:49, archived)
Have you got a slow cooker beefy?
This is idiot proof and great:
therecipecritic.com/slow-cooker-korean-beef/
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 10:51, archived)
I think our landlord left one in the back of one of the kitchen cupboards, might well give this a go, chz m8
I thoroughly recommend this

rasamalaysia.com/spicy-korean-chicken/

It's unbelievably good given how simple it is to make
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 10:55, archived)
worr!
This is good as well:
www.bestrecipes.com.au/recipe/slow-cooker-lamb-tagine-L4406.html

I swap the cinnamon and cumin for a tablespoon of ras el hanout.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 10:58, archived)
my wife won't eat anything savoury with fruit in it

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 11:05, archived)
You don't have to put the fruit in

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 11:11, archived)
^
I do it without the prunes sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 11:13, archived)
Yeah, I don't shag wrinklies either

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 11:27, archived)
...to have a good time, oh no

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 14:40, archived)
salad with orange, there's no fucking excuse

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 11:29, archived)
don't get me started on pomegranate seeds

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 12:13, archived)
That's tomatoes, peppers and chillies out, then.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 12:05, archived)
you are such a fucking prick

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 12:12, archived)
you've missed quite a few off that list

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 12:33, archived)
I didn't want to come across as some sort of prick.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 12:55, archived)
Their katsu currys are excellent

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 10:53, archived)
I've not had that for years

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 10:56, archived)
It's the best I've had in the UK

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 11:00, archived)
noted

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 11:05, archived)
Need to tidy my gaff because the olds are visiting next week.
Seeing Tony Law do stand up tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 10:45, archived)
Right now I'm having a hard time feeling arsed to do anything this weekend.
It's Paddy's Day on Sunday as well, so I've got to do something for that, but I dunno what yet.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 11:02, archived)
I hate St Paddy's day. Too many casuals drinkers standing in the way.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 11:02, archived)
football hooligans getting in your way eh?

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 11:05, archived)
Ah yeah but it's all about the CRAIC, so it is.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 11:24, archived)
post a bomb to an MP

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 11:05, archived)
Only if I can post a glitter bomb.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 11:26, archived)
Fab
U
Lus
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 12:06, archived)
urinieren unt scheizzenguffen-plopps

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 11:09, archived)
ausgezeichnet!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 11:27, archived)
Avoid mentals today
Back in work tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 11:10, archived)
alright
Haha like on b3ta!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 11:17, archived)
freelance work

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 11:27, archived)
not gay sex

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 11:27, archived)
Might build a database of all the bedding I own
item, material, colour, comfort rating, stains (with sub-section for type of stain). Trying to think if I've forgotten anything.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 11:48, archived)
stench level

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 12:13, archived)
ta, I can add that under variables

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 12:29, archived)
Foldability
And crustiness
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 12:29, archived)
nice one, I'd be a right twat if I created a bedding database and didn't include foldability

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 12:32, archived)
Haven't been to the nerd shop for a few weeks.
Might go there, paint some elves.
Might not.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 12:06, archived)
Dick around with speakers and amps
until something actually works
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 12:36, archived)

around with e +c and amps
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 12:39, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 7:45, archived)
Generic dawn greeting offering no indication as to its level of pleasantness

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 7:52, archived)
k

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 7:54, archived)
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs

(97800, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 8:02, archived)
radiator pants are one of life's greatest pleasures

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 8:17, archived)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 8:23, archived)
morning bent

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 8:11, archived)
broady xx

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 8:17, archived)
Just blew my nose and it sounded like the drum rolls at the start of the pearl & dean music
so today is off to a solid start
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 8:36, archived)
solid like a poo lol

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 8:37, archived)
ashford & simpsonzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 8:37, archived)
beware the ides

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 8:38, archived)
'ide' delete your account if I were you!!!

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 8:43, archived)
remove the girl

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 9:16, archived)
Stap me vitals, it's Friday morning.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 8:46, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 8:51, archived)
y

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 9:11, archived)
Happy World Consumer Rights Day!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 8:50, archived)
alright dribble

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 8:51, archived)
$$

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 8:52, archived)
I demand to see the manager

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 8:58, archived)
sure
*points at bumhole*
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 9:06, archived)
an IT guy at my employer died at work this morning, in full view of his colleagues
Has anyone ever carked it in front of you?
(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 17:14, archived)
Bloody hell, what happened?
And I've never had that dubious privilege so far.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 17:18, archived)
dunno
IT are in a different building.An email went round from the COO saying that a colleague died shortly after arriving at work this morning.

Prolly a heart attack or something.
(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 17:25, archived)
If only there was a requirement for workplaces to have adequate first aid provision and suitably trained staff

(97800, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 17:32, archived)
it could have been aneurysm or just dropped down dead
A friend of mine died last year, inconclusive post mortem. He just died. Nothing any first aider could do.
(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 17:36, archived)
Probably just need to switch him off and back on again.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 18:23, archived)
I like this.

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 14 Mar 2019, 18:42, archived)
Are you a copper?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 17:29, archived)
Fell down the stairs while resisting a disciplinary

(97800, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 17:36, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 17:36, archived)
dark

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 17:50, archived)
well every time you post on here I die a little
does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 17:54, archived)
no

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 18:00, archived)
la petite mort?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 18:41, archived)
Ella Fitzgeraldzzz

(97800, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 19:19, archived)
In full view of his colleagues? Is that rude then? Should he not have done that?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 21:30, archived)
My girlfriend's dad.
He was not noticeably more useless afterwards than he was beforehand.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 14 Mar 2019, 21:39, archived)

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