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morning

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 7:43, archived)
Fuck you, beepeedee. Fuck you.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 8:18, archived)
Autechre on here

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 8:26, archived)
Put some pants on

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 9:22, archived)
NO

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 9:45, archived)
alright

(spanish THE OG, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 8:45, archived)
Quick evening bollocks, anyone?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 21:31, archived)
As long as you're quick

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 21:32, archived)
Quicker than you can say arseboon dilbaro

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 21:59, archived)
Bollocks is it? Ok, bollocks it is.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 21:50, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 21:59, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 22:29, archived)
when I burp, I say a word. it always begins with b. the word goes in phases. at the moment the word is bacon.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 22:41, archived)
I also have burp-words.
'ANUS' is a perennial favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 22:48, archived)
I'm impressed, I've not experimented with vowels at all

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 22:58, archived)
bllcks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 23:24, archived)
NS

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 0:44, archived)
i'm done with avin' it large
god i felt like absolute bollocks today.

ps. bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 17:41, archived)
fuck off then

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 18:13, archived)
-f

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 18:59, archived)
uck off then
/obligatory
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 20:08, archived)
I felt awful today as well

(Bou: -, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 18:30, archived)
that's because you're a fucking nutcase and you probably spent the day eating pins

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 18:34, archived)
LOL nut

(Smug Bastard LOL, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 18:42, archived)
No but I did have plenty of fart material
Broccoli
(Bou: -, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 18:54, archived)
FARTS LOL

(BouGPT, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 19:25, archived)
Hahahaha

(BouGPT, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 19:25, archived)
needs more exclamation marks!!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 20:34, archived)
I think I'm sweating brandy
Still feel fine, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 19:25, archived)
I went to bed at about 1 am last night, having not properly slept since Friday morning, and I feel fine,
so I reckon you're just a massive wuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 20:02, archived)
no sleep since friday morning at 6am until sunday night at midnight then up at 6am monday
so fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 20:14, archived)
Lol, I got up about 10:30 this morning. Lips slightly chapped from the gurning but other than that I feel pretty great.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 20:20, archived)
fuck of then

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 20:21, archived)
Afternoon.

(BouGPT, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 13:01, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 13:02, archived)
I know him
Best one here
(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 13:33, archived)
EAT SHIT
not really, eat a dick
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 13:29, archived)
Bit rude
Surprised at you tbh
Especially to a lady of /chat
(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 13:36, archived)
It's not me

(Bou: -, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 14:08, archived)
Neither are you

(BouGPT, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 14:18, archived)
I'm not me? Who am I then?
*sigh*
(Bou: -, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 15:51, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8410481
(BouGPT, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 16:11, archived)
Afters :)

(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 13:32, archived)
Hello.

(BouGPT, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 14:18, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 9:11, archived)
Happy bollocks to you
Spice Girls reforming eh?
Who's your favourite?
(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 9:48, archived)

Siobhan Fahey from Bananarama.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 10:19, archived)
Banana

(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 10:26, archived)
LOL

(Smug Bastard LOL, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 11:35, archived)
Old Spice

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 11:35, archived)
Brut al

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 11:50, archived)
One of my patients is a heavy spice user
£130.00 an ounce, tenner a gram
Not a bad margin eh?
(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 12:16, archived)
Is he a Spacing Guild navigator?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 13:23, archived)
I've got one of those blue-lined writing pads
Not a bad margin eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 13:59, archived)
I once slathered someone in Vitalite
Not a bad margin' eh?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 15:03, archived)
Daz Sampson smothers himself in custard
Custard!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 17:26, archived)
what a tart

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 18:02, archived)
#pumpit

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 19:55, archived)
That's pretty good for saffron,
I assume that's what you're talking about.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 17:47, archived)
Orange you glad

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 18:48, archived)
Carol Voldemort

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 12:41, archived)

For a few moments there that made me forget her real surname.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 17:26, archived)
Morning bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 10:46, archived)
morning lovelyheads

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 6:34, archived)
Hello nice person
I am doing bugger all today soon as wife and kids are out
Might mangle a marmite motorway for the lols
Lol
(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 7:43, archived)
+y

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 10:28, archived)
Can you use it in a sentence? "I'd leave it for a while if I was you, I was well marmitey this morning"

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 17:30, archived)
morning cunt

(spanish THE OG, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 8:05, archived)
Morning!

(Bou: -, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 8:26, archived)

Morning. Finished a 3 month house refurb with my SO yesterday so probs taking a couple days off now. Going to read and do some nerdy warhammer stuff.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 8:29, archived)
Your SO?

(Bou: -, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 9:06, archived)
Significant Offer

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 9:36, archived)

I'm trying not to call her the missus any more as it annoys 'er indoors, the old ball and chain. I'm also not a cockerney unless I'm talking to a tradie.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 9:47, archived)
Ah!

(Bou: -, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 12:06, archived)
Morning!

(BouGPT, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 8:30, archived)
Please stop. It's not funny anymore ok?

(Bou: -, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 8:54, archived)
This account is 3 years old. I haven't been here that long

(Bou: -, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 8:56, archived)
morning

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 8:41, archived)
pushing that bellend down the board
hi wanker's, Queef here, how's yer Sunday going
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 17:18, archived)
In a pub in warrington
Watching the football.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 17:27, archived)
Come to Runcorn
It’s only about 4 miles away.

I WILL be waiting
(spanish THE OG, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 17:34, archived)
how did Runcorn get its name?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 20:54, archived)
Get fucked

(spanish THE OG, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 21:34, archived)
What a wonderful story! Is it true?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 22:12, archived)
unfortunately it appears not
quote: The earliest written reference to the town is in the Anglo-Saxon Chronicle, where it is spelled "Rumcofan", literally meaning "a wide cove or bay". This word is derived from the Old English words "rúm" ("wide" or "broad") and "cofa" ("cave" or "cove"), specifically with reference to spanishfly's mum's cavernous vag.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 0:21, archived)
Proper lolz
click
(Smug Bastard LOL, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 11:36, archived)
GG

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 21 Apr 2024, 17:41, archived)
I fucking loathe football

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 18:11, archived)
football should be played with one small change to make it watchable.
aside from the one thing i propose all other rules remain identical.

the football should be replaced by a rugby ball.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 18:28, archived)
I think golf might be improved like that

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 18:43, archived)
i agree

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 18:51, archived)
You know what, tennis too. I’m seeing a pattern here.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 19:02, archived)
Chess
Not replacing the chess pieces though, but the vibrating anal beads.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 19:38, archived)
Keep talking...

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 19:47, archived)
bzzz bzzz bzzz

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 19:49, archived)
ALL the other tables

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 19:52, archived)
clown moves to table 4, clown takes custard

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 20:18, archived)
Ah, the Daz gambit.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 20:33, archived)
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 22:04, archived)

rugby ball Claymore anti-personnel mine
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 19:24, archived)
I bet you enjoy the wrong code though don’t you?
I will put money on the fact you are a fucking Union fan.

A game played by old fat retired men
(spanish THE OG, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 20:55, archived)
nah not interested in any sport tbh

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 0:32, archived)
In that case your penis resembles an African tribal mask, in the sense that it's adorned with colorful patterns and has a tiny hole for blowing
Perhaps I should mention that this is an experimental insult, co-authored with ChatGPT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 18:33, archived)
not bad
mate's birthday night out went well, with the exception of her sisters acting like massive fucking slappers and demanding that we go to the bars they wanted to go to. we ditched them. mate complained about her hotel room(asthmatic, no ventilation, window won't open, panic attack) and got a suite instead, which had a second bedroom, so I got a free night at the hotel and breakfast this morning. needed it to soak up all the brandy we drank.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 17:33, archived)
result
I'm going down to Brighton next month to smash it up with some old pals I reconnected with at my brother's funeral. I booked a hotel room only for the cunts to cancel it, so I booked another one only for the same thing to happen. It will be a v rare night on the sniff for me, so chances are I wouldn't get much sleep and having to gtfo at 10am anyway I thought fuck it, there's a 1am train back to town, might as well get that and an uber from waterloo, wake up in my own bed and still save money.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 17:36, archived)
me, my mate and her fella were on it
but we ran out about 1am and just hammered the brandy instead. the train does sound a better idea, apart from the fact it will be heaving with drunks.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 17:43, archived)
I can just see myself sweating it out unable to kip until just before I have to check out, then having to get myself home
waste of money
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 17:49, archived)
I didn't have much money last night
my mate paid my bus fare home today. we always take care of each other when one of us is skint
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 17:56, archived)
On a related note
I'm treating a pal to a meal at that Blacklock chop place you tipped me to, on Thurs. My brother's pensions have paid out and he loved the guy so it seems right to extend his generosity from beyond the grave.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 18:27, archived)
did I?
my memory is shocking
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 18:41, archived)
covent garden
iirc it may have changed its name
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 19:09, archived)
oven pardon

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 20:55, archived)
alright Oskar Schindler

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 22:25, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 0:50, archived)
Just do what I used to do and get half an Oscar and you won’t run out…
generally.
(spanish THE OG, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 17:51, archived)
we thought we had plenty
but we started on it at 3 o'clock
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 17:58, archived)
i feel like absolute shit
found this tho, fuck me that was a decent while ago
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 17:53, archived)
This ManU game is going on forever.

(Planearm, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 18:02, archived)
they think it's all over?
it is now.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 18:26, archived)
All Man U games feel like that cos they are
FUCKING SHITE MANC CUNTS
(spanish THE OG, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 19:23, archived)
Liverpool game dragged a bit too though

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 19:48, archived)
Erm…I would agree it wasn’t the best
Great result though. Now a little mini season to get maximum points.

Still in it.
(spanish THE OG, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 20:03, archived)
Just cooked Sunday lunch for family and in laws.
Well my wife cooked it but everyone commented on my excellent choice of mustard (Maille wholegrain, pronounced MMMMNEURRGH).
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 19:25, archived)
It’s 7:26pm and you JUST cooked Sunday lunch?

(spanish THE OG, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 19:26, archived)
Mash takes ages

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 20:31, archived)
We had Sunday lunch for dinner.
I might also have meant 'only'
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 23:23, archived)
alright

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 19:57, archived)
Fuck off

(spanish THE OG, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 20:55, archived)
Bit rude.

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 21:22, archived)
Is it significant
to note that LS18 has gone quiet while all this Bou sockery has been going on?
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 15:20, archived)
No

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 15:31, archived)
I mean significant in b3ta terms
rather than in a universe-affecting sense.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 15:38, archived)
Still probably not

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 16:00, archived)
I'd like to see your workings.
Correlation does not suggest causality, obviously, but it's an interesting* correlation imo.

*in b3ta, rather than general** terms.
** optional comma (,)
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 16:12, archived)
You mong

(spanish THE OG, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 21:35, archived)
I do not.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 23:42, archived)
I am the real Bou and I can prove it.

(Bou: -, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 16:03, archived)
I also admitted to being the sockpuppets except for
Bou,

Ie Bou comma
(Bou: -, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 16:05, archived)
- I can prove it + so is my wife

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 16:06, archived)
Will you believe me if I link to my Facebook page and leave a message there

(Bou: -, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 16:07, archived)

Nothing to see
(Bou: -, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 16:09, archived)

There. That's me doxxed
(Bou: -, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 16:09, archived)
Send me a friend request

(Bou: -, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 16:14, archived)
My browser wouldn't load that link even if I accidentally clicked on it.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 16:13, archived)
Why not?

(Bou: -, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 16:14, archived)
I wrote a message just for you

(Bou: -, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 16:15, archived)
Anyway
Never MIND

*sulks*
(Bou: -, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 16:34, archived)
Because facebook.
I never joined it so never asked them to collect and sell my information, they never asked me if they could, and yet they do. Consent is an alien concept to those manipulative, corrupting arseholes.

Also they profit from manipulating people *just like you* to believe in nonsense like paranoid conspiracy theory, anti-wokery, racism, creationism, gold/silver/crypto Ponzi schemes, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 17:22, archived)
he's been very quiet for a long time now
he might be dead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 16:40, archived)
Who is LS18 and why does everybody talk about him?

(Bou: -, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 17:13, archived)
he's just a bloke who occasionally goes very weird
he tends to rub people the wrong way at times
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 17:29, archived)
A nutter on /board
known for ignoring everyone and suspected for upvoting his own work using sock accounts. His work is very clip-art heavy, usually route-one humour, often with a Nazi or MAGA edgelord theme.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 17:33, archived)
Don't forget the comic sans

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 21 Apr 2024, 17:51, archived)
Just thought, maybe he was Max Azzarello.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 19:50, archived)
Never mind bou's Facebook, I've found queef's reddit account
#PissOnAnOpossum
(Rob Manual, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 17:14, archived)
MODS

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 21 Apr 2024, 17:52, archived)
I have a bit of a sore bellend
Any advice?
(spanish THE OG, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 14:06, archived)
Billy for the japper
Duh
And an e for the bumhole
Happy to help xxxx
(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 14:18, archived)
Keep it on ice, they may be able to reattach it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 14:25, archived)
Me: Here's the setup that I need a punchline for:
"his penis resembles an African tribal mask," and the punchline should say in which way this is true, but it should be inoffensive and funny.
ChatGPT: "because it's adorned with colorful patterns and has a tiny hole for blowing!"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 16:23, archived)
Rub a ghost chilli on it

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 14:30, archived)
I've given you all the advice you need.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 14:35, archived)
Hack off your knob and bollocks with a rusty penknife and shove them up your fucking arse

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 15:51, archived)
buy a decent pillow

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 15:58, archived)
haha last night i dreamed i was eating a giant marshmallow and then when I woke up i posted lies on /chat

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 16:14, archived)
I think it might be rotting off due to overuse
Does it stink?
(Bou: -, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 16:02, archived)
it's probably losing the willy to live

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 16:05, archived)
You can't be saying those kinds of things willy nilly

(Bou: -, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 16:06, archived)
bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 16:08, archived)
morning

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 8:43, archived)
a pint of delicious Austrian lager in Vienna airport is cheaper than a Heineken in my local
what a world
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 9:13, archived)
Well if you will fucking live in fucking Shoreditch...

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 9:15, archived)
I don't anymore, fucking East Ham these days m8
4 years of Mrs being unable to work downgraded our options considerably. All good now though, posting this from my business class seat awaiting takeoff lol
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 9:49, archived)
tl;dr smeggy smeg

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 9:56, archived)
I'm not a million miles away from East Ham right now, as it happens.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 12:37, archived)
-it happens
I type this
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 13:19, archived)
Well, Docklands sort of area, anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 15:04, archived)
This means nothing to me
Ohhhhhhh.....
(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 11:50, archived)
...shaddapa ya face

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 15:49, archived)
Alright dozer

(spanish THE OG, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 11:11, archived)
Not you.

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 11:21, archived)
Is Dozer dead now?

(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 11:51, archived)
Was it ever really alive?

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 11:52, archived)
Dozer is an early AI apparently
Lol Plumdozer
(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 11:54, archived)
Wintermute's spastic cousin

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 11:59, archived)
y/n?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 13:41, archived)
y/n is not a question.

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 13:41, archived)
?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 13:54, archived)
YOU HEARD.

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 13:56, archived)
AMBER

(spanish THE OG, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 14:05, archived)
AMBER

(spanish THE OG, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 14:05, archived)
SAND

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 14:26, archived)
if you understand ? then you must understand y/n? even better because it contains more information, no point arguing about it ok
and it's a question, it is, shut up
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 14:28, archived)
?

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 14:29, archived)
(👍 '︠ ᴥ ︡')👍

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 14:36, archived)
(╯ ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)╯┻━┻

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 15:49, archived)
( ͠≖  ͟ʖ ͠≖ )👎

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 22:17, archived)
sup faggots
My nephew is educating me in rap. Currently listening to DaBaby

You?
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 21:54, archived)
Pork Brain in my gob

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 20 Apr 2024, 22:02, archived)
faggot

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 22:26, archived)
Gob me you pork lusher!

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 20 Apr 2024, 22:29, archived)
i ain't no snitch
Edit: oh sorry i misread that.

Can't you gob yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 22:31, archived)
I can sure
But it's not the same
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 20 Apr 2024, 22:36, archived)
probably better in this instance

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 22:49, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking misery

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 20 Apr 2024, 23:05, archived)
*gobbles happily*

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 23:33, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 23:58, archived)
bit gay mate

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 0:34, archived)
Not nearly gay enough

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 0:52, archived)
keep talking

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 5:02, archived)

youtu.be/jjyDfLPKmNk?si=6Apicxe5B02jzhIA
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 22:59, archived)
+c

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 23:40, archived)
Cfaggots?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 23:58, archived)
bet you cfan't eat just one

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 0:49, archived)
You cfucking stupid cfucking funt

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 0:53, archived)
Cfuck you, mr h. Cfuck you.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 0:57, archived)
Cflicking this

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 1:33, archived)
Sitting in a hotel room
Waiting for my mate and her fella to stop shagging
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 8:53, archived)
Hahahahaha!!!!

(Bou: -, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 10:38, archived)
why didn't you just go back to your own room you weird cunt

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 16:00, archived)
Hannah Fry
Y/n?
(spanish THE OG, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 17:17, archived)
who?

(Planearm, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 17:18, archived)
HANNAH FRY YOU FUCKING DICKHEAD

(spanish THE OG, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 17:27, archived)
you seem angry with Hannah Fry for some reason

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 20:58, archived)
apparently it's because she y/n

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 21:32, archived)
British academic and author Hannah Fry is a British academic and author

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 18:06, archived)
No relation of Stephen Fry?

(Planearm, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 18:19, archived)
he's her dad

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 18:24, archived)
British academic and author's dad is a British academic and author

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 19:47, archived)
British academic and author Stephen Fry is a British academic and author

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 19:46, archived)
SHE LOOKS LIKE A MONG SO PERFECT FOR YOU.
YOU MONG
(BouGPT, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 17:22, archived)
Alright beepeedee
You fucking know you would
(spanish THE OG, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 17:27, archived)
No, Hannah Fry is not my name.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 18:05, archived)
Fucknoffler

(spanish THE OG, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 18:48, archived)

name lover
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 21:09, archived)
Once.

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 19:09, archived)
+N

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 20 Apr 2024, 21:40, archived)
I think I might be more than a little intellectually outclassed by her
But I think I would enjoy finding out exactly how much.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 20:37, archived)
What like playing Trivial Pursuit?

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 22:17, archived)
Exactly like that

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 22:37, archived)
Rusty roof, smelly garage

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 20:56, archived)
Fuck of bou
Don't dirty the good name of loveable nonce Spanishfly
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 20 Apr 2024, 21:42, archived)
afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 14:49, archived)
Arseboon dilbaro

(Bou: -, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 14:54, archived)
Alright cunt

(spanish THE OG, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 15:03, archived)
alright, 4/20 innit
#420 #weedbore
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 16:21, archived)
why is 420 a weed thing?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 16:24, archived)
I don't really know, there's a story online about how it was a private joke at a school which somehow became widespread
it was their code phrase or whatever
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 16:26, archived)
Luke 4:20
Then he rolled up the scroll, gave it back to the attendant and sat down. The eyes of everyone in the synagogue were fastened on him.

Blazed it.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 16:49, archived)
it's real then, i looked it up, truly He was the son of Bogart

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 18:09, archived)
Can someone tell BPD
www.cbsnews.com/news/gold-bars-and-coins-vs-gold-stocks-which-is-better-for-investors-right-now/

but the most gains will come from SILVER
(Bou: -, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 14:37, archived)
Afternoon thread
Wombles or Hitler?
Let /chat decide
Or indeed a crossover, Great Uncle Hess?
(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 12:43, archived)
Shhh

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 12:46, archived)
I slept until now

(Bou: -, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 13:03, archived)
take more next time

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 13:04, archived)
I'm not suicidal anymore
I am on the right cocktail of drugs now
(Bou: -, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 13:07, archived)
I was up very late last night and then couldn't fall asleep

(Bou: -, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 13:08, archived)
trying to find yourself?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 13:56, archived)
Binge watching a series on Amazon Prime
I have no social life lol
(Bou: -, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 14:04, archived)
me neither
i don't want one
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 14:08, archived)
Me neither

(Bou: -, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 14:10, archived)
Cock
Lol
(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 13:17, archived)
remember you're a Hitler
doesn't have the same ring to it
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 13:11, archived)
yes, it does

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 13:27, archived)
remember you're a hitler, adolf

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 13:42, archived)
Remember-member-member what a Hitler-Hitler-Hitler you are.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 17:07, archived)
Underground, overground, nazi'ing free
The Hitlers of Wimbledon Common are we
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 13:21, archived)
Lol

(Bou: -, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 13:28, archived)
Where did baby Wombles come from?
Madame Cholet was the only girlie Womble I recall did she just spawn them all?
(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 13:37, archived)

Like the queen in Aliens?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 13:48, archived)
Aliens is a movie you silly sausage
Wombles are real mammals
A type of bear
(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 14:19, archived)
a pickup bear closely related to the drop bear

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 14:20, archived)

As an ally of Nazi Germany, Great Uncle Bulgaria participated in the Holocaust, contributing to the deaths of 11,343 Jews from the occupied territories in Greece and Yugoslavia.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 13:51, archived)
which he later tried to offset by picking up some litter

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 15:51, archived)
SHITLER

(spanish THE OG, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 14:25, archived)
morning

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 6:58, archived)
Fuck you, beepeedee. Fuck you.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 7:09, archived)
you would say that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 10:56, archived)
HIYA!!!

(spanish THE OG, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 8:52, archived)
Yes, Hitler walking tour today

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 9:02, archived)
DON'T MENTION THE WAR!

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 9:14, archived)
Remember to ironically wear a skullcap

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 9:14, archived)
Remember to ironically shout "Achtung! Wo ist mein Hoden?" halfway through

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 9:24, archived)
Remember to 'ironically' gas some Jews halfway through.

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 9:30, archived)
the amount of meat I've eaten these past few days, that won't be hard

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 11:40, archived)
lol hard

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 11:40, archived)
remember to ironically goose step

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 10:40, archived)
remember to be yourself and have fun

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 11:17, archived)
remember anyone born after 1945 could be the reincarnation of adolf hitler

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 11:23, archived)

Remember you're a Womble.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 11:26, archived)
you're a womble, harry!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 11:30, archived)
Lol the tour starts at the art school he failed to get a place at
Talk about rubbing it in, poor guy
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 11:37, archived)
always knew you were a nazi sympathiser

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 13:04, archived)
Ask about the missing bollock

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 12:44, archived)
I believe there's a theory that he may have lost one in WWI
fairly sure the Albert Hall bit is nonsense though
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 12:46, archived)
bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 13:00, archived)
-s

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 13:27, archived)
Got my graduation from Biola university today

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 10:39, archived)
congraduations

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 13:07, archived)
420 blaze it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 0:09, archived)
alright sweetest m

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 0:22, archived)
Dearest b, I should be heading to France now in my head

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 1:10, archived)
on it
Don't know if you saw, the Peanut Butter Breath we get is 38.53% this time
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 0:28, archived)
Wow, good shits dried up round here. Street weed, it's the only weed I know

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 1:09, archived)
too soon!
Anyone done a 'this is fine' photoshop yet?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 0:50, archived)
I haven't, but I think she might have. You'll have to ask.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 1:11, archived)
Not today
Going on the piss instead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 12:31, archived)
My name is Max Azzarello, and I am an investigative researcher who has set himself on fire outside of the Trump trial in Manhattan.
I didn't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 21:39, archived)
I wish you fucking would set yourself on fire.
Just so I could not piss on you.
(spanish THE OG, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 21:56, archived)
ARSEHOLE

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 22:16, archived)
You shouldn't really need an excuse to not piss on someone.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 22:17, archived)
How about if they're not on fire?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 22:21, archived)
I do not deny that you shouldn't need an excuse to not piss on someone even if they're not on fire, don't you too?
Piss might not be an effective fire retardant, depending on the type of fire and other factors. It might even make a fire worse. You could even electrocute yourself via your knob.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 22:36, archived)
Or clunge, sexist.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 23:14, archived)
Spectacular
youtu.be/W1_KEVaCyaA?si=a8aK0miyOLoUILZf
(Bou: -, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 20:13, archived)
Spectacular
youtu.be/W1_KEVaCyaA?si=a8aK0miyOLoUILZf
(BouGPT, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 20:26, archived)
Spectacular
youtu.be/W1_KEVaCyaA?si=a8aK0miyOLoUILZf
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 20:30, archived)
brbou

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 20:34, archived)
bourb

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 21:43, archived)
bouroboros

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 21:46, archived)
I was just about to do this you cunt

(spanish THE OG, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 21:56, archived)
I'm sorry
I didn't mean for you to get dragged into my mess
(Bou: -, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 20:34, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 20:36, archived)
Hello Cheers

(Bou: -, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 20:57, archived)
I don't know if you are actually Bou
or someone pretending to be Bou. Either way, creationism trolling is old hat don't you think? I might have bitten in 2008.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 21:32, archived)
I am Bou
And I wasn't trolling. I thought the numbers were interesting.
(Bou: -, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 8:22, archived)
If you look at the uploader's other videos it's all creationist weirdo anti-Darwin nonsense.
The sort of video youtube would suggest to watch if you were a mental paranoid conspiracy theorist/ethno-nationalist/anti-vax/anti-woke/anti-Semitic/flat-Earth/Pro-Trump nutcase.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 17:05, archived)
I didn't look at the other stuff

(Bou: -, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 17:14, archived)
I go away for a week and this is what I come back to

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 20:35, archived)
Actually you know what, might have another week away
Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 20:48, archived)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 20:56, archived)
Go for it. Tell them I said it's cool.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 21:05, archived)
You know it's legit when someone calls themselves a philosopher of biology
at Bovine University
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 20:43, archived)
It wasn't Bovine University

(Bou: -, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 21:00, archived)
Cunt College then, whatever

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 21:04, archived)

There seems to be a lot of Christian content (street preachers, sermons etc) cropping up in my feed. Has anyone else noticed this or is it because I listened to a song from Jesus Christ Superstar?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 22:55, archived)
Probably

(Bou: -, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 13:09, archived)
Quick bollocks, yeah, bit busy today

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 15:18, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 15:28, archived)
bollocks to that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 16:31, archived)
Big ol' bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 16:43, archived)
On the A444
To Coventry. Fucking yes!
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 15:33, archived)
Bedworth
Good name for a tv host- Jonny Bedworth
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 15:35, archived)

edworth ollocks
edworth ollocks
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 17:26, archived)
Be careful not to overshoot and end up in Runcorn.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 15:41, archived)
Remember to check out Twang Club

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 15:42, archived)
I'm already in coventry

(Bou: -, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 15:58, archived)

coventry a mental institution
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 18:17, archived)
I've been in one 4 times

(Bou: -, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 18:31, archived)
colour me surprised

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 18:36, archived)
Depression and suicide attempt

(Bou: -, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 19:18, archived)
How hard is it to kill yourself? Very easy . You've got to be taking the fucking piss to need 4 attempts and still be here. Perhaps hire someone, probably get a deal if you try now

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 20:00, archived)
clicking this

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 22:25, archived)
3 were for depression and 1 was for attempted suicide
Somebody found me unexpectedly
(Bou: -, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 13:05, archived)
fucksake

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 13:58, archived)
Just coming back from Halstatt
Not a euphemism
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 18:17, archived)
all around hallstatt, i will wear a green willow

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 18:32, archived)
Did you hang out with some Proto-Celts?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 19:02, archived)
I sure did, lovely fellows

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 19:29, archived)
Rishi Sunak wants to strip GPs of their power to sign people off work as part of a plan to tackle what he calls the UK's "sick note culture".
Thank fuck for that, now if he can just strip me of my powers to write reports and refer to specialists and I'll go and put my feet up for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 15:53, archived)
get a dremel it will cheer you right up

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 17:41, archived)
The ends wear out quickly. You can get better quality ones for them

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 18:53, archived)
Yeah, the cutting blade I used yesterday lost about 1/8" in the 10 minutes I used it, it cut right through metal though
#dremelchat
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 19:03, archived)
sniff 'em

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 16:34, archived)
bollocks it is

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 17:08, archived)
I thought I'd be on my way to France now, some cunt moved the date. I didn't like it. ( I got the date wrong)

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 18:51, archived)
Carpe diem

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 19:14, archived)
Certainly, I've got time to properly prepare now. Next week off. Just got to try not to early bake, aye

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 19:56, archived)
Get yourself a nice sativa-dominant strain, maybe Green Crack or one of the Hazes, no worries then it's like a morning cup of coffee
I can't believe you just ignored my carp pun
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 21:13, archived)
I just thought your Latin was poor, soz

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 23:01, archived)
are you not going away for this upcoming week then?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 23:10, archived)
Watching nine inch nails self destruct tour on YouTube

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 22:52, archived)
Jury selection completed for Trump hush-money trial; man sets himself on fire outside courthouse
business as usual here
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 23:12, archived)
Skagra's a juror? Wow.

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 6:30, archived)

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