GTA 5 youtube comments read out loud, bad spelling / grammar and all.
Cant remember which cunting bit to remove to make it embed, and its not showing up on a search for a 'fresh' URL.
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 May 2013, 18:37, More)

xBOX one in summary

(stoodles, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:50, More)

Cooking doesn't get any tougher than this!
Overly complicated (to the point where Heston Blumenthal would struggle), with results that splits critics into lovers/haters; you rather wonder what it's doing on the BBC Good Food website. Even the reviews are in awe of it!
(UltimateMonkey Pissflaps is a MASSIVE cat lover!, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:15, More)

MASSIVE SPAMCUNT ALERT I made this!
I do purdy 3D pichers, and ive just released an artbook. Its completely self funded, not through some cunty begging scheme like kickstarter, so giz some support and / or money.
(sorry)

And yeah - my name has 'bottom' in it. LOLOLOLOLOL.
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:28, More)

Tornado survivor finds dog buried alive under rubble
awww
( Fartfurter in the facefurter, Tue 21 May 2013, 11:55, More)

Pommel Horse skills.

(robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Tue 21 May 2013, 16:55, More)

In depth topicality! I made this!

( somegreybloke, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:20, More)

Man on scooter has a bad day.
Ronseal.
( Fork : Killing time since, Tue 21 May 2013, 13:41, More)

One magic word......
'Beer' has the same effect on me.
(jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Tue 21 May 2013, 9:52, More)

Is it wrong that I squeed like a girl at the end?
throws money at the screen (sadly not real)
( slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Tue 21 May 2013, 10:57, More)

Undefeated bridge

( sinisterduck, Tue 21 May 2013, 9:55, More)

The lenghts that I will go to to get a free pen I made this!
A bit of a long read and possibly not worth it, but this is my correspondence with a certain Northern supplier of broadband earlier this year. I would like to think that I am the only customer who gets letters back with grayscale Pokémon images printed on them.
(Tippex, Mon 20 May 2013, 23:57, More)

Nice flouncing action.
Girl can't handle criticism. Skip to 2 minutes in for flounce.
( Tusk knows where you live, Mon 20 May 2013, 23:13, More)

It was a tetrapack, now it's a lampshade
rather good looking bit or recycling.
(UltimateMonkey Pissflaps is a MASSIVE cat lover!, Mon 20 May 2013, 21:53, More)

Headline of the year

(R. Jimlad twitter.com/sirmarkymark, Mon 20 May 2013, 20:59, More)

Someone needs a shave.

( Jeccius PS3 Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 20 May 2013, 19:47, More)

Street Fighter Motion Sculptures I made this!
A animation i made of my favorite Street Fighter moves. Now made SFW. Watch on Vimeo for HD


(ripeinmay, Mon 20 May 2013, 19:24, More)

Well hullo there!

( Zuowan , etc., Sun 19 May 2013, 15:26, More)

OMG Space
Cool website that shows the solar system to scale. Scroll down from the sun to get to the other planets. Luckily, you can also click to be taken to each planet, otherwise you'll be scrolling for a very, very long time. I didn't even reach Mercury before I clicked on it to take me there.
( Fork : Killing time since, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:33, More)

Panoramic photo fails
Featuring stretch dog, alien rabbit and the mighty chin fist.
( Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Mon 20 May 2013, 15:40, More)