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[challenge entry] Man or Woman, or panda?
Also mind if i pea this?; while the compo is still on


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(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:31, archived)
# hmm
with regard to 17 - what if I happen to like sports tits? It isn't mandatory, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q has left the building, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:33, archived)
# that was one of mine
OBEY THE RULES!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey ....before turning the gun on herself, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:38, archived)
# Pah, your rules suck
I have no problems with ladies of a lesser upper-torso-ampleness. At least they don't complain about having bad backs.
(Tribs likes ketchup, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:39, archived)
# Ivor Cutler's advice on this matter was simple, yet profound.
Ladies with large breasts, try wearing a rucksack to balance things out.
edit: No, it wasn't 'balance things out' it was something more like 'to stop yourself falling over'.
Whatever it was, it was considerably funnier than I have managed to convey here. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q has left the building, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:44, archived)
# i'd rather have a bad back again
i've been there, tribs, i know what it's like

*eyes empty-wallet boobs sadly*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey ....before turning the gun on herself, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:45, archived)
# Get helium balloons installed
All the ampleness, none of the trouble.

Plus, should anyone deign to suckle at your teats, they'll get a funny high-pitched voice.
(Tribs likes ketchup, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:48, archived)
# but they'll deflate after a week
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey ....before turning the gun on herself, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:50, archived)
# Just fill a couple of condoms with sick and glue them to your chest.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q has left the building, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:51, archived)
# Is it the weekend already?
(Tribs likes ketchup, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:53, archived)
# It's always the weekend when you have prophylactics filled with vomit attached to your person!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q has left the building, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:56, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis In other words "Art thief still keep cartoonist", Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:08, archived)
# Boobs don't lead to back pain.
Bad posture leads to back pain.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Meth "Free" and "three" are not homophones, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:47, archived)
# Should I ever meet my HH-sized ex again
I shall inform her thus.
(Tribs likes ketchup, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:50, archived)
# You lucky, lucky man.
(I helped save b3ta! petehix A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:54, archived)
# More than a handful is not a waste.
It's a faceful.
(I helped save b3ta! petehix A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:56, archived)
# But, but...
I don't think I like plastic tits.
I'm curious to see what they might feel like, but only out of idle curiosity.
How can it be erotic to fondle bags of silicone?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q has left the building, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:42, archived)
# they're meant to be very realistic nowadays
i may find out one day
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey ....before turning the gun on herself, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:46, archived)
# I got to feel a pair in 2006.
They were hard and weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Meth "Free" and "three" are not homophones, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:48, archived)
# i may just get them lifted
anything would be better than the way they look now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey ....before turning the gun on herself, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:50, archived)
# you just put this crap pun in my head


and i also found this; images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/21569.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:57, archived)
# Arf! :D
(I helped save b3ta! petehix A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:59, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Meth "Free" and "three" are not homophones, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:00, archived)
# silly person!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey ....before turning the gun on herself, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:02, archived)
# big or small
i've never met a boobie i didn't like
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:00, archived)
# And the national anthem to be replaced by the theme from "Dogtanian and the Muskehounds"
since it promotes team spirit and being prepared and stuff. Unlike the current anthem which encourages crushing rebellious Scots and stuff like that.
(Tribs likes ketchup, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:35, archived)
# It's also the most depressing anthem ever
especially when compared with the Italian one
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:38, archived)
# George Michael wrote a song about crashing his Italian moped
"Careless Vespa".
(Tribs likes ketchup, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:41, archived)
# I'm not angry.
I'm just disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Meth "Free" and "three" are not homophones, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:45, archived)
# Who have you been talking to?
(Tribs likes ketchup, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:49, archived)
# But the "rebellious Scots to crush" bit is lolarious!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Meth "Free" and "three" are not homophones, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:41, archived)
# It would be better if they changed it to:
the rebellious scotch, just to really annoy them.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q has left the building, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:43, archived)
# *hiss*
*is really annoyed*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Meth "Free" and "three" are not homophones, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:44, archived)
# In that case, you should really watch this.
Stewart Lee deriding William Wallace (Wallis?), live in Glasgow.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybQCNb4AuW4
edit: maybe just save the link, it's a bit long and there's also a part two, but it is very good.
I think Stewart Lee is the funniest man ever.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q has left the building, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:47, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Although only an englishman would spend all that time considering his own national identity like that :P
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Meth "Free" and "three" are not homophones, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:53, archived)
# Well, now you're just trolling :)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q has left the building, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:06, archived)
# An excess of Scotch whisky and Scotch pies can lead to a rebellion of one's innards, I suspect
(Tribs likes ketchup, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:52, archived)
# What is a scotch pie?
No, really, I've never heard of it.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q has left the building, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:58, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotch_pie
(Tribs likes ketchup, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:01, archived)
# Sounds delicious!
(I helped save b3ta! petehix A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:04, archived)
# Try these
Haggis chocolate!
(Tribs likes ketchup, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:12, archived)
# I wish I'd thought of that!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Meth "Free" and "three" are not homophones, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:19, archived)
# that sounds way less disgusting than I expected.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui don't go calling law enforcement, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 6:23, archived)
# mmm, mystery meat
If only I wasn't a vegetarian, I could sample one of these delights, complete with 7.5mm hole.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q has left the building, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:05, archived)
# they're lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey ....before turning the gun on herself, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:03, archived)
# no
Mr Rossi! - www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw26fLW_gg4
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 4:09, archived)
# Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! petehix A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:36, archived)
# 15b
I saw some reasonably amusing films of someone 'reclaiming' that phrase and approaching people saying things along the lines of:
'I'm not being racist, but what time does this shop close?'. So I think it should be allowed under certain circumstances.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q has left the building, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:39, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrgygfwnCJ0
(John_Bonham's_snare gave you tinnitus on, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:12, archived)
# That's the fellow!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q has left the building, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:19, archived)
# 10 and 25 are from a different board.
7 should be cock tuesdays
and Barry is not jesus. Barry is a small shellfish.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:50, archived)
# i know that 9, 11, 17 and 24a are all original
because they're all mine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey ....before turning the gun on herself, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:52, archived)
# Own brand cup-a-soup and plastic tits?
You surprise me.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q has left the building, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:01, archived)
# cup-a-soup
was all i could eat at that time and i knew my boobs were going to shrink
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey ....before turning the gun on herself, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:04, archived)
# I have the strangest memory that I was responsible for 3 (the hat one). But my memory is terrible, so I may be making this up...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:13, archived)
# i seem to remember
a conversation about flapjacks with fake honey
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey ....before turning the gun on herself, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:15, archived)
# You cretins came up with these
you have to live with them now
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:00, archived)
# haha, cretin
That word had almost slipped from my vocabulary, I will try to use it more now that you have reminded me.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q has left the building, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:08, archived)
# see also: Nincompoop
especially 'Fucking nincompoop'
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:10, archived)
# It's good, but I think combining it with a swear weakens it.
I'd go for 'blithering nincompoop'.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q has left the building, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 1:15, archived)
# Bah
It should be funny hats for everyone

*Sulks
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 2:12, archived)
# That's fucking fantastic
with bells on
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 2:32, archived)
#
WHY is Bacon so low on the list
(I helped save b3ta! rootsxrocks, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 2:49, archived)
# I never found that to be at all inclusive.
about the only thing there with which I agree is the cunting in the fuck.

then again, a lot of the daytime b3tans are total arsehats
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui don't go calling law enforcement, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 3:29, archived)
# Is number 10...
Compusory watching of Bo Derek running dwn the beach?

DE-RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 6:00, archived)