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(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:38, archived)
# I will not!
I've just been cat wobbling.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:39, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:42, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:43, archived)
# Good Lord
What on Earth are you?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:44, archived)
# Something I stole from Rapitinui.
I have evil plans.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:45, archived)
# Looking like that
I can't believe your plans couldn't be evil
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:49, archived)
# Just wait.
It involves chainsaws and photoshop.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:54, archived)
# on these grounds alone you have my full endorsement
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Yay!
I've actually been out chainsawing as we speak. Death and destruction await.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:43, archived)
# I am agog
I am gogging my gog good and proper
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:58, archived)
# from north wales is it?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:59, archived)
# Dunno
but it's fucking big
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:06, archived)
# I always do.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:39, archived)
# i am licking them right now
they're sticky from the dandelion and bburdock lollipop i've just had, which is all Mu's fault
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# Do you need to eat a sweet everytime someone mentions pirates?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:44, archived)
# Yes
But they have to be genuine pirate sweets.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:45, archived)
# no
but you are the cause of my current lollipop fixation
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# I am? How? What did I do?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:47, archived)
# you mentioned wanting a lollipop the other night
i've been craving the ever since
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#
www.b3ta.com/board/10010883
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:49, archived)
# does "wanna wed won" ring any bells?
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# Oh yeah. I did say that.
But in response to someone else, it wasn't MY fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:56, archived)
# i still blame you
i realised i wanted a red one, too
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# I used to like those massive treacle flavour bonfire lollys they sell around november.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:59, archived)
# fuck, YES!
THAT'S WHAT I WANTED!
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#
thefoody.com/sweets/treacletoffee.html
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:04, archived)
# i need to make this
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# I hope your teeth have led a full and satisfying life.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:10, archived)
# no, they're a pack of bastards
but i've got a couple of nice, shiny gold ones that are quite strong
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# I haven't mentioned
lolipops in years.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:49, archived)
# Close . . .
www.b3ta.com/search/posts/24337?q=lolly
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:53, archived)
# As the first one there refers to a magnum icecream lolly it's still almost a year.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:55, archived)
# Just yesterday, while comparing prices / quantities / features of toilet paper (loo roll)
I tried to convince my son that fingers rinse off very easily.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:47, archived)
# Rinse?
What a waste :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:48, archived)
# ...don't hate me
I mean... you're gonna be washing your hands with soap and water anyway, right?

anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:48, archived)
# Save money on loo roll
Don't get married
Me - 1 roll per century
Wife/Daughter - 12 rolls per day (roughly)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:53, archived)
# well, i couldn't make a roll last a century
but a week? no problem
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# Tastes like chicken !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 22:51, archived)