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[challenge entry] from the heart

From the General election: Photoshop Tories challenge. See all 399 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 4 May 2010, 9:58, archived)
# oh god it's so depressing
How do the Tories still get votes when they represent the interests of a mere 6% of the population?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:04, archived)
# my answer to that is
because they appeal to fear and greed, and fear and greed are powerful instincts.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:08, archived)
# didn't Yoda say something like this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 4 May 2010, 10:09, archived)
# Yes - "a perimeter around the survivors create"
that the one?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:10, archived)
# is that from one of the newer films?
I don't know much about those

I'm with Tim Bisley
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 4 May 2010, 10:12, archived)
# Is he in the newer films?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:12, archived)
# he should be
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 4 May 2010, 10:28, archived)
# not after his horrible gurning faux-scottish turn in Star Trek
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:49, archived)
# AH CANNAE BELIEVE IT
I like to think of it as being faithful to James Doohan's original performance
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 4 May 2010, 10:59, archived)
# ha ha!
quite :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:12, archived)
# and twats
but yes, I think you have done the nail/head business
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:11, archived)
# .
Heh. Dontcha love skewed statistics.

Simple answer - if the Tories get 6%, labour get 5.

(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:46, archived)
# Yep. That sounds about right.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:04, archived)
# It's the first time
But I can wait for friday.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:06, archived)
# Thursday, surely?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 4 May 2010, 10:09, archived)
# The day after tomorrow's tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:20, archived)
# There won't be a Friday
Murdoch will dancing around like Gollum
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:14, archived)
# "Offer not available in Scotland. The value of your country may go down as well as up. No purchase neccessary."
woo
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:06, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:26, archived)
# *SHAKES FIST*
yes - this!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 4 May 2010, 10:09, archived)
# Distressingly true
Vote for change by voting for a party of reactionary twats! Yay!

Also, am I the only one to see the irony and hypocrisy of Cameron criticising Labour for using fear tactics?
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:32, archived)
# you are not the only one
Cameron decrying fear-mongering is like Mandelson tut-tutting at the use of smear stories.

Much sadness...
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Depressingly true.
If that utter Sir Cuntington Cunt of the Manor of Much Cunting in the Cunt is elected, as of Friday I am Irish
(joe is troubled Got all married and teh stuffs, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:40, archived)
# this is just perfect
one of my faves so far.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:45, archived)
# So it's continue with New Labour policy then?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 4 May 2010, 11:26, archived)
# hardly
but then again that sounds like a rhetorical question :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 4 May 2010, 11:28, archived)