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# What she said
(and it bloody cold enough to be snowing!)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:44, archived)
# Who's she?
The cat's brother?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:46, archived)
# Yes... yes it is!

NING RG
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:55, archived)
# nongles
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:58, archived)
# It *is* snowing, and quite heavily
You just don't live far enough north.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:51, archived)
# I live near Watford....
I did not think there was anywhere further north that that?
(with the exception of this place I have heard about called Hull, is that where you are from?)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 4 May 2010, 11:02, archived)
# I went to Watford yesterday
I'm not going again
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 May 2010, 11:02, archived)
# I once went to Watford
I bought the crappest Christmas presents ever.

I was about 10 and thought I'd savemoney by buying everything in boots there.

The old man got shaving foam (he used electric), one sister got shampoo (and the other got the free hot wax sachet that came with it).

That bad.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 May 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Still, that's at least three good things that came out of Watford
Well, three things that came out of Watford, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 4 May 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Well four...
...if you include the other horseman of the apocalypse.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 May 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Billy?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 4 May 2010, 11:15, archived)
# No thank you.
I've given up.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 May 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Fortunately I am not from Hull, no
I'm sure it was a lovely place before it got bitch-slapped by repeated floods.

I cheated. I live in Norway. Apparently snow in May isn't unheard of here.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 4 May 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Norway
That's like a part of Sweden isn't it?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 May 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Pretty much
This is the part of Sweden where everything's twice as expensive and you're only allowed to bring four bottles of wine through customs. But in recompense you do get silly letters like å and ø to play with.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 4 May 2010, 11:14, archived)
# Do the clergy still have the booze concession there?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 May 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Eh?
What's that? The clergy could bring in more booze than anyone else? Or they get it cheaper? Never heard of that! (Only moved here a couple of months back.) I'll ask about. And buy a dog collar.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 4 May 2010, 11:16, archived)
# I noggy mate of mine once told me tha tthe clergy had control of alcohol sales and taxes involved therein.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 May 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Ooh the bastards
Doubt that's true anymore, I think the government just likes ripping everyone off. But maybe I'm just naive...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 4 May 2010, 11:21, archived)
# Norway is the one shaped like a saggy cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 4 May 2010, 11:21, archived)
# Both Sweden and Finland are its testicles
I think Norway needs to see a doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 4 May 2010, 11:22, archived)
# *reinflates chicken*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 May 2010, 11:23, archived)
#

FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 4 May 2010, 11:23, archived)
# NO WAY - NORWAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 4 May 2010, 11:20, archived)