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[challenge entry] Ning!!

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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:23, archived)
# *glees*
Patrick Moooooore plays the xylophoooooone
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:36, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:39, archived)
# What she said
(when it's not raining)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:41, archived)
# What she said
(and it bloody cold enough to be snowing!)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:44, archived)
# Who's she?
The cat's brother?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:46, archived)
# Yes... yes it is!

NING RG
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:55, archived)
# nongles
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:58, archived)
# It *is* snowing, and quite heavily
You just don't live far enough north.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:51, archived)
# I live near Watford....
I did not think there was anywhere further north that that?
(with the exception of this place I have heard about called Hull, is that where you are from?)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 4 May 2010, 11:02, archived)
# I went to Watford yesterday
I'm not going again
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 May 2010, 11:02, archived)
# I once went to Watford
I bought the crappest Christmas presents ever.

I was about 10 and thought I'd savemoney by buying everything in boots there.

The old man got shaving foam (he used electric), one sister got shampoo (and the other got the free hot wax sachet that came with it).

That bad.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 May 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Still, that's at least three good things that came out of Watford
Well, three things that came out of Watford, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 4 May 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Well four...
...if you include the other horseman of the apocalypse.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 May 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Billy?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 4 May 2010, 11:15, archived)
# No thank you.
I've given up.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 May 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Fortunately I am not from Hull, no
I'm sure it was a lovely place before it got bitch-slapped by repeated floods.

I cheated. I live in Norway. Apparently snow in May isn't unheard of here.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 4 May 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Norway
That's like a part of Sweden isn't it?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 May 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Pretty much
This is the part of Sweden where everything's twice as expensive and you're only allowed to bring four bottles of wine through customs. But in recompense you do get silly letters like å and ø to play with.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 4 May 2010, 11:14, archived)
# Do the clergy still have the booze concession there?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 May 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Eh?
What's that? The clergy could bring in more booze than anyone else? Or they get it cheaper? Never heard of that! (Only moved here a couple of months back.) I'll ask about. And buy a dog collar.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 4 May 2010, 11:16, archived)
# I noggy mate of mine once told me tha tthe clergy had control of alcohol sales and taxes involved therein.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 May 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Ooh the bastards
Doubt that's true anymore, I think the government just likes ripping everyone off. But maybe I'm just naive...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 4 May 2010, 11:21, archived)
# Norway is the one shaped like a saggy cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 4 May 2010, 11:21, archived)
# Both Sweden and Finland are its testicles
I think Norway needs to see a doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 4 May 2010, 11:22, archived)
# *reinflates chicken*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 May 2010, 11:23, archived)
#

FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 4 May 2010, 11:23, archived)
# NO WAY - NORWAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 4 May 2010, 11:20, archived)
# fuck yeah!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:47, archived)
# This is Marimbaaaaaaa

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:50, archived)
# hehehe
how does his monocle stay in?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 4 May 2010, 10:59, archived)
# *readies telescope*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Urectum
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:27, archived)
# haha
and phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 4 May 2010, 10:28, archived)
# 'ning twitter stalker!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:38, archived)
# want to see my private photos?
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(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 4 May 2010, 10:39, archived)
# Watch it or I'll start spamming the blog!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:42, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 4 May 2010, 10:49, archived)
# *stalks*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:57, archived)
# this.
How did you find me? :)

*edit* was also added by Tan Ex Elvis too
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 May 2010, 11:05, archived)
# haha! brill
but needs more brian may
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Everything needs more Brian May.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:30, archived)
# apart from anita dobson
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:31, archived)
# She need more being alive.
EDIT: Doh. She's the live one isn't she.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Eh what
May is only about 63, and alive. Dobson is also non-dead.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:43, archived)
# Well it's looking good for them so far then!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:44, archived)
# Queen still exists, you know, and they sometimes write new material
although now it's "Queen with Paul Rodgers from Free", which would be awesome if it was 30 years ago and he could still sing. Edit: oh OK they've stopped doing that collaboration now. Probably for the best.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:47, archived)
# Paul Rogers put out some damn good songs!
At least they didn't recruit Will Young:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Like they'd have a gay in Queen.
(twattybanjo, Tue 4 May 2010, 11:08, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 4 May 2010, 11:14, archived)
# In recent news
Prince Philip has come out. :D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 May 2010, 11:23, archived)
# oooh crikey
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 May 2010, 10:33, archived)
# FREEBS





hello
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:37, archived)
# NIBUS!!!!
Hello good buddy.

Pleasant weekend? I got a tanned face from walking.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 May 2010, 11:02, archived)
# I went to Watford where I ran away
I didn't get any tans, although I saw someone I hadn't seen for 10 years

did you go on the moors, the moors?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 May 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Mmmm legs.
Almost as good as tits.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:39, archived)