Fingers crossed this week, otherwise...
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From the General election: Photoshop Tories challenge. See all 399 entries (closed)
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of course.
how's the species-change surgery going?
Did the DNA-splicing go OK?
Have you finally settled on the precise species?
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Wed 5 May 2010, 1:08,
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Did the DNA-splicing go OK?
Have you finally settled on the precise species?
i'm thinking spider
with a touch of eagle, possibly with added gills
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Wed 5 May 2010, 1:09,
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with the tits, of course.
then post it like six times in the fucking dayshift
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Wed 5 May 2010, 1:21,
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An oval,
8 straight lines, a beak, a few lines like this ))) on either side of the head end of the oval, two wings, and two semicircles attached to the oval with a dot on each.
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Wed 5 May 2010, 1:22,
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you've certainly given me something to think about
with those bee parts
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Wed 5 May 2010, 1:30,
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they didn't start off as kneetits
but gravity changes many things
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Wed 5 May 2010, 1:48,
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I'm still fond of a spider re-design that involves a) bones and b) lungs.
With just these changes, I'm sure we could reach spiders the size of horses. Or maybe elephants.
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Wed 5 May 2010, 1:24,
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spiders that size
could lead to the creation of off-the-peg parachutes
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Wed 5 May 2010, 1:26,
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Truth is stranger than fiction
I used to work for a biotech company making spider silk materials from proteins extracted from the milk of transgenic goats, with just those sorts of intended applications.
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Wed 5 May 2010, 3:18,
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yikes!
not much information out there but it appears they're treading water and trying to find other things to do with BioSteel..
the goats, however, are supposedly alive and well
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Wed 5 May 2010, 5:48,
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the goats, however, are supposedly alive and well
*dramatic pause*...
US!!
(oh wait, we can't fly, can we. Oh well, back to the drawing board)
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Wed 5 May 2010, 1:37,
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(oh wait, we can't fly, can we. Oh well, back to the drawing board)
We'd have to breed massive flies to feed them with.
Then massive birds to eat the massive spiders.
Then massive cats to catch the massive birds.
Then massive dogs to catch the massive cats.
...
Basically it'll end with having to create a massive old woman who will, perhaps, die.
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Wed 5 May 2010, 1:40,
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Then massive cats to catch the massive birds.
Then massive dogs to catch the massive cats.
...
Basically it'll end with having to create a massive old woman who will, perhaps, die.
ignore that link
a Caracal is a sort of ostrich
Wikipedia vandalism gets worse every day
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Wed 5 May 2010, 1:13,
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Wikipedia vandalism gets worse every day
I still have a mark on my hand from where our budgie bit me.
The 6 massive beaked finches I moved 10 minutes earlier just wiggled a bit.
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Wed 5 May 2010, 1:17,
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Hahaha, look at you there, deliberately misunderstanding to further your comedic agenda.
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Wed 5 May 2010, 1:20,
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I feel it is necessary in order to challenge our preconceived attitudes to the communication space
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Wed 5 May 2010, 1:24,
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Are they arranged on the face like a lamprey, or is it an all-round-the-head adornment, so that they look like Torx bits from above?
Either way, they sound nasty.
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Wed 5 May 2010, 1:22,
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Either way, they sound nasty.
my budgie attack
resulted in me having to have most of my hair cut off
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Wed 5 May 2010, 1:24,
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This looks like a photo from the play "Cats On A Fucking Fence".
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Wed 5 May 2010, 1:26,
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I would definitely see this play, and I AM NOT A FAN OF THE THEATRE
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Wed 5 May 2010, 2:35,
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UK plc's new logo unless people get off their arses and prevent it.
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Wed 5 May 2010, 1:06,
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EEEEEEEEEVVIIIIIIIIILLLLLL!!!!!
sorry, had a mermaidman moment there
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Wed 5 May 2010, 1:04,
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I used to hate school milk anyway
But it's the principle of it. Evil, stonehearted old cow.
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Wed 5 May 2010, 1:20,
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i liked school milk
got it for a whole 6 months before she took it away :(
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Wed 5 May 2010, 1:23,
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absolutely
after it was sat on the classroom step in the sunshine for two hours it was manky as hell. I still don't drink milk on its own any more.....
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Wed 5 May 2010, 7:44,
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Ditto
On cereal: fine
In tea/coffee: fine
In a milkshake: fine
From the bottle: ewwww
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Wed 5 May 2010, 9:35,
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In tea/coffee: fine
In a milkshake: fine
From the bottle: ewwww
Actually...
those leaders debates would've been a lot more entertaining if they'd adopted a pantomime format. Every time the evil, hunchbacked Cameron slunk onto the stage the audience could've shouted "He's behind you" to Clegg. Brown would be the dame, obv.
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Wed 5 May 2010, 1:08,
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I actually went for an NHS operation on my shoulder today
But because they are so busy it was shifted to a private hospital.
My own room, the same nurse throughout, everything explained to me, very genial, LCD TV, electrically adjustable bed, view of Clifton Downs through the window. They even had a big range of nice food to choose from.
All for free, I'm still in shock.
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Wed 5 May 2010, 1:20,
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My own room, the same nurse throughout, everything explained to me, very genial, LCD TV, electrically adjustable bed, view of Clifton Downs through the window. They even had a big range of nice food to choose from.
All for free, I'm still in shock.