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# i'm thinking spider
with a touch of eagle, possibly with added gills
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:09, archived)
# non-mammal?
Some voters might expect you to go private.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:12, archived)
# mammals are yesterday
arachnids are tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:16, archived)
# I, for one welcome
our arachnid overlords.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Wed 5 May 2010, 4:28, archived)
# ..WITH TITS!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:14, archived)
# of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:15, archived)
# it need hardly be said
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:20, archived)
# I want to draw this, but I wouldn't know where to start :/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:17, archived)
# with the tits, of course.
then post it like six times in the fucking dayshift
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:21, archived)
# An oval,
8 straight lines, a beak, a few lines like this ))) on either side of the head end of the oval, two wings, and two semicircles attached to the oval with a dot on each.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:22, archived)
# And that's why they call me The PaintMaster


I added bee parts because, well, bees.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:28, archived)
# you've certainly given me something to think about
with those bee parts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:30, archived)
# Everything is improved with the addition of bee
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:37, archived)
# Beautiful.
And they said it couldn't be done!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:33, archived)
# KNEETITS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:44, archived)
# they didn't start off as kneetits
but gravity changes many things
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:48, archived)
# I'm still fond of a spider re-design that involves a) bones and b) lungs.
With just these changes, I'm sure we could reach spiders the size of horses. Or maybe elephants.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:24, archived)
# spiders that size
could lead to the creation of off-the-peg parachutes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:26, archived)
# Truth is stranger than fiction
I used to work for a biotech company making spider silk materials from proteins extracted from the milk of transgenic goats, with just those sorts of intended applications.

(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 5 May 2010, 3:18, archived)
# yikes!
not much information out there but it appears they're treading water and trying to find other things to do with BioSteel..

the goats, however, are supposedly alive and well
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 May 2010, 5:48, archived)
# Imagine the size of the webs!
Hang on, what would they catch???
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:33, archived)
# *dramatic pause*...
US!!

(oh wait, we can't fly, can we. Oh well, back to the drawing board)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:37, archived)
# We'd have to breed massive flies to feed them with.
Then massive birds to eat the massive spiders.
Then massive cats to catch the massive birds.
Then massive dogs to catch the massive cats.
...
Basically it'll end with having to create a massive old woman who will, perhaps, die.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:44, archived)
# Economies.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:38, archived)