I'm pretty sure the Tories will get in now
I expect a lot of wobbling at the ballot box tomorrow
On the one hand it'll be disastrous for the country, on the other I get a big work party :/
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Wed 5 May 2010, 9:12,
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On the one hand it'll be disastrous for the country, on the other I get a big work party :/
I hate myself so much right now
I thought that working with the Conservatives was about as low as I could sink, but now work have me aranging meetings with an organisation so despicable that it'll be a wonder my skin doesn't crawl right off like in that Garbage song
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Wed 5 May 2010, 9:27,
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oh no no no
you must give us your address. we will send in the A Team.
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Wed 5 May 2010, 9:34,
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I'm thinking it would be a glorious end to my career
if I went out trying to perform a citizen's arrest for war crimes on a client
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Wed 5 May 2010, 9:35,
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I have tickets for the alternative
election night on Channel 4 so I shall be saying goodbye to happiness with a night of revelry and humour.
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Wed 5 May 2010, 9:26,
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It should be ace.
Not that fussed about Jimmy Carr, but woot for David Mitchell and Charlie Brooker :D
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Wed 5 May 2010, 9:56,
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what luck!
we shall be watching on TV. wear something recognisable. A Brian Blessed paper mask perhaps?
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Wed 5 May 2010, 9:29,
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but where should it be worn
... mayhap with his willy poking out the mouth hole?
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Wed 5 May 2010, 9:34,
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Don't worry, you'll recognise me easily enough.
I will be the one in traction ;)
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