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[challenge entry] The Awful Poo Lady


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This was me being mischevious a couple of years ago - I left the bottle above on the nutritionism shelf in boots. The label reads:

Baroness* G McK’s
Finest Quality Venezualan Snake Oil

Guaranteed** effective against all forms of illness of the body, spirit and aura including, but not limited to, dropsy, the plague, creeping death, the Spon, itchy rash, womens issues, naval fluff, stumpy toes, chronic credulity and imagined electrosensitivity syndrome disorder.

“It cured my twitchy flickers”

*Not a Baroness
**Not a Guarantee


EDIT Curse my inability to get the picture right........

From the Fake Science challenge. See all 228 entries (closed)

(joe is troubled Got all married and teh stuffs, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:05, archived)
# does it cure uncropped pics?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 14:06, archived)
# ooh, you naughty boy
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:06, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:06, archived)
# this ^^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 13 May 2010, 14:07, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Your cropping skills are excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:06, archived)
# everyone on here is going to stab you in the eye
(likeajackhammer, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:07, archived)
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stab bum
eye bum
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:11, archived)
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(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:27, archived)
# It can help you if your naval is full of seamen
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Ha!
Baroness!

Top marks for effort. I am currently cursing my unimaginative brain as I can't come up with anything to shop
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:11, archived)
# this also ^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 13 May 2010, 14:12, archived)
# I have slipped into some sort of parallel universe of wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:14, archived)