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(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:25, archived)
# hahahah jesus h christ
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:27, archived)
# hahaha!
love it. :)
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:27, archived)
# here's spanging you kid
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 17 May 2010, 12:27, archived)
# I call that spang
and raise it with, erm, several more spangs. Animated gifs and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot isn't impressed by this whole "internet" thing, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:29, archived)
# "When you let out a squeal"
"Cos you've seen a big eel - "
"That's a moray".
"When you see great big teeth"
"In a hole in the reef..."

Get it right...

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:29, archived)
# I actually do sing along to this with either..
"When your out in the sea,
something gnaws at your knee
that's a moray.

When your swimming at pace,
and an eel bites your face
thats a moray."

:D!
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:32, archived)
#
if you're down by the reef,
and it sinks in its teeth....

if you're swimming in Spain,
and you feel a great pain....

it fills you with dread,
'turns the clear waters red...

I can't remember the others ;)
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:40, archived)
# I think the last one there...
sounds more like a shark attack.
Or a bladder infection.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:45, archived)
#
When you swim up a creek,,
and an eel bites your cheek
('tin'tintin, Mon 17 May 2010, 17:50, archived)
# When an eel lunges out
and bites you on the snout...
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 18 May 2010, 2:26, archived)
# when a big fish swims by
and it rips out your eye
...thats a moray!
(tichy, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Well then...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:40, archived)
# haha one of my favourite jokes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:32, archived)
# When you're kicked off your farm
by veter'ns with firearms
That's Zimbabwe, that's Zimbabwe

If you've got a Hitler moustache
and your citizens starve
You're Mugabe, you're Mugabe

*gestures at tip jar*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:35, archived)
# *puts button in tip jar*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:53, archived)
# Crikey
Someone's been raiding the Old Jokes Home :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:32, archived)
# You can always pluder the Old Jokes Home for some good 'uns
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:36, archived)
# I do, I do
They know me as "Graverobber" Tribs over there...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:39, archived)
# awesome.
going to the sea life centre soon. I'm using this.
*clickety*
(I helped save b3ta! Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Be warned:
the seahorses have already heard it.
And the manta rays need little excuse to leap out of the water and latch on.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:36, archived)
# suckers!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:38, archived)
# and teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:44, archived)
# The former actually set up their own gang
"Kray Seahorses..."

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiNnDpIW918
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Oh, dear.
Why, if I had a gif factory, you'd now be smarting from a spang the size of which I know what not wotnot what not Not.

What?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:48, archived)
# When they flap and they're flat
And they grin like a twat -

That's a Bat Ray.

*gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 17 May 2010, 13:02, archived)
# When you're hit with a jug in a South Auckland pub...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 May 2010, 13:37, archived)
# ...that's a Maori.
Reading this thread made me think of that one too.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Eels up inside ya
finding an entrance where they can
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Mon 17 May 2010, 19:59, archived)