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[challenge entry] Wenlock and Catdeville

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(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 May 2010, 1:42, archived)
# hahaha
oh yes :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 20 May 2010, 1:48, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 1:51, archived)
# Hey Mu
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 May 2010, 1:52, archived)
# I don't like the tone of menace in your voice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 1:53, archived)
# :( I have a sore throat, I can't help it.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 May 2010, 1:56, archived)
# I still haven't thought of anything good for you to draw me. Is there a time limit?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 May 2010, 1:59, archived)
# 2:05 am, May 20th.*
*No
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:00, archived)
# *Good. I've had a really busy week doing 10 til midnight shifts. When I do finally come up with something I want it to be absolutely magnificent.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:04, archived)
# Those two hour shifts are killers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:15, archived)
# Hey, I didn't get a break today. I had to admit loads of patients and then I had to catheterise this guy and then I came home and made a pizza and OH MY GOD I HAVEN'T WASHED MY HANDS!
Thanks a lot Mu, you owe me a new pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:17, archived)
# Wait, how is that my fault?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:21, archived)
# If you hadn't made me realise this I could quite happily have eaten my pizza.
It is entirely your fault and I think you should apologise right now.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:23, archived)
# Nah, but I'll eat that pizza if you're not going to.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:25, archived)
# Fine. Enjoy your penis flavoured sainsbury's basics pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:28, archived)
# Most of the penis flavour rubbed off from all the times you touched your face since you shoved the tube up his cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:33, archived)
# Well, now I've just rubbed my penis all over it.
Should probably have done that before I put all that tabasco on.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:37, archived)
# nothing like chili on your mucal surfaces
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:57, archived)
# A week ago my flatmate told me
how much he enjoys rubbing deep heat on his balls. Now, either he's even more fucked up than I thought, or it's a cunning plan to get me to try it then laugh at me as I run to the shower bow-legged and whimpering.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:02, archived)
# A little bit of warmth is quite nice down there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:03, archived)
# A little bit, sure. Ginger, maybe.
But Deep Heat? That's gotta hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:04, archived)
# I've never used Deep Heat, I don't know how warm it gets.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:06, archived)
# Burny fucking burny.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:08, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:05, archived)
# well it's very aerodynamic, but is it waterproof?
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:07, archived)
# Sadly not.
Hence his expression.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:23, archived)
# HAHAHAHA - YES!
That will keep him warm in winter
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:12, archived)
# Yes. He should really have been the winter olympics mascot. He's gonna sweat like fuck in that thing.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:42, archived)
# He doesn't look too happy about it
:)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:17, archived)
# He's not. He's about to savage that child's hand.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:19, archived)
# Surely there'd be glee in that alone.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:24, archived)
# Hahaha,
kittens with mittens!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:19, archived)
# Is your cat making TOO MUCH NOISE ALL THE TIME?!
www.instructables.com/id/Kitten-Mittons/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:31, archived)
# Oh my god, my cat was totally making too much noise all the time!
If only I'd seen this before I resorted to cutting his legs off.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:38, archived)
# Yeah,
but think of the fun you'd have missed out on if you hadn't
cut it's legs off.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:41, archived)
# True, the felinatio is awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:43, archived)
# Genius!!!
I'm going to steal a cat, just so I can put it in Kitten Mittons!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:40, archived)
# WRONG.
Poor cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:59, archived)
# Think there's no answer? YOU'RE SO STUPID! THERE IS!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:03, archived)
# That cat is going to fuck your shit up.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:07, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:22, archived)
# ha
Finished product!(multiplied by number of cat's feet)
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:59, archived)
# *__* purrrfection!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:32, archived)