Hey, I didn't get a break today. I had to admit loads of patients and then I had to catheterise this guy and then I came home and made a pizza and OH MY GOD I HAVEN'T WASHED MY HANDS!
Thanks a lot Mu, you owe me a new pizza.
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Thu 20 May 2010, 2:17,
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If you hadn't made me realise this I could quite happily have eaten my pizza.
It is entirely your fault and I think you should apologise right now.
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Thu 20 May 2010, 2:23,
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Most of the penis flavour rubbed off from all the times you touched your face since you shoved the tube up his cock.
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Thu 20 May 2010, 2:33,
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Well, now I've just rubbed my penis all over it.
Should probably have done that before I put all that tabasco on.
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Thu 20 May 2010, 2:37,
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A week ago my flatmate told me
how much he enjoys rubbing deep heat on his balls. Now, either he's even more fucked up than I thought, or it's a cunning plan to get me to try it then laugh at me as I run to the shower bow-legged and whimpering.
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Thu 20 May 2010, 3:02,
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