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# I liked them until - UNTIL - I found out they were god-botherers.
Obviously this doesn't fit in with my defiant, anti-authoritarian posturing, so now I don't like their music any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:12, archived)
# They seem like God-botherers in the same way Cartman does in South Park
I'm pretty sure referring to Jesus as "darling" isn't the kind of thing real Bible-fiddlers do
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:14, archived)
# In that case, I may give them another try.
But let it be known that they're on a warning.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:16, archived)
# I quite like them and my tolerance for god-bothering is phenomenally low
I was more let down when I saw them play "live" and she had a magic piano that made the notes irrespective of what her hands were actually doing
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Nick Rhodes invented said piano.
MUSIC SCIENCE FACT*.


*May not be fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:18, archived)
# jesus was a terrorist
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:18, archived)
# and a racist
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:19, archived)
# He was a hippy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:20, archived)
#
he entered a Temple and began to drive out all the people buying and selling animals for sacrifice.
He then knocked over and smashed the tables of the money changers
and not one of them tried to punch him out?

why?

I'd have parted his plums for him..cheeky upstart

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:25, archived)
# I'd like to see that
Prodigy69 decking the Son of God. Could earn you a nice mention in the Gospels.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:46, archived)
# And lo, he did take the Christ outside
And did upon the bridge of his nose did Glasgow kiss.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:55, archived)
# a lo' he did sayeth unto him "Yer maw!"
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:07, archived)
# totally unfair
it was only because Bethleham FC had just lost 2-1 in the cup final. He was on a raging bender at the time. Bet he didn't remember doing any of it.
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:36, archived)
# a hippy who kills trees for no reason
Mark 11:12-14
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:28, archived)
# yea leave the fig trees alone ya hippy cnut
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Jesus was batman

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:36, archived)
# no that was Bruce Wayne

*maracas*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:39, archived)
# I'm a God-botherer
Have you gone off me?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:18, archived)
# I will if you sing in a pleasingly listenable rock-rap manner giving the impression that you're really anti-authority but in fact are merely peddling the message of THE MAN.
EDIT: or don't match the clothes I wear to portray posturing mentioned above*.

*May contain teenage angst, pretention, and deliciously un-self aware irony.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:19, archived)
# hmm . . . prolly not
*gets inna headlock*

REPENT!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:21, archived)
# *becomes aroused*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:23, archived)
# god phoned, he says stop flicking his ear and ringing his doorbell
he's trying to invent a new wonder being that is half man half woman and half lobster.

He's also obviously inventing the mystical "third half"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Why'd he phone you!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:25, archived)
# he phones in mysterious ways
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:26, archived)
# I bet it was that drawing of Adam Ant
that swayed Him


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:27, archived)
# bet she tastes salty
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:27, archived)
# they aren't...
I'm sure one of the former members wanted them to go in that direction and that's the reason he left...
(likeajackhammer, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Hmm.
I don't want them brainwashing me. I've a very fragile, vulnerable mind, see, and I don't want to accidentally become a Jesus devotee. I mean - what would the neighbours say?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:36, archived)
# If their music was good, I wouldn't care what they believe
as long as they're not preaching at me, it's their own business what nonsense they believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:41, archived)
# No - absolutely wrong.
It's all about what they believe. Otherwise it will clash with ones other bands and one will look ridiculous.

Music isn't about pleasure, it's about self-portrayal.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:52, archived)