This is the perfect opportunity to tell you about my random celebrity encounter this weekI was quietly bumming the corpse of Dennis Hopper, not bothering anyone, when in walks when in walks that Ray Allen accompanied by a red-headed actress who I shan't name. Well, Ray insisted that, as another dead man, he should be getting first dibs on Dennis rigid anus and there was no way he was taking sloppy seconds and so I'd better fucking well not blow my load up there or there'd be hell to pay.
All his effing and jeffing was quite putting me off my stroke anyway, so I quickly withdrew and left Ray to it.
Luckily for me, the red-headed actress felt quite sorry for me and happily licked my cock clean of Dennis's putrescence.
(All his effing and jeffing was quite putting me off my stroke anyway, so I quickly withdrew and left Ray to it.
Luckily for me, the red-headed actress felt quite sorry for me and happily licked my cock clean of Dennis's putrescence.
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:55,
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No, Hopper Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:05,
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Are there really any necrophiliacs left since the invention of the real doll?I mean, I always figured that the whole deal with fucking a corpse is that you can have Total & Absolute Power over your subject, which you can also have over a reall doll. But only less messy, no?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:44,
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Dead people are cheaper Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:51,
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