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(siamese bat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:58, archived)
# Well, your rectum smells of poo. Anything else I can help you with today? Ridiculousness.
Although we do have to write down what colour the poo on the glove afterwards is :(

I invariably write brown.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:02, archived)
# Here, print this out and carry it with you
Here, print this out and carry it with you
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:04, archived)
# red, that's bad, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:07, archived)
# Please, refer to the colours by their actual names
otherwise a proper diagnosis is impossible.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:10, archived)
# Ivory Black Extra
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:09, archived)
# If I were you I'd keep my head down while "problems down there" are aired.
(tired Aussie/Kiwi-baiting)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:32, archived)
# Oh, is gronkpan a kiwi fruit?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:33, archived)
# I would say more, but a shadow has fallen across my face.
*shadow falls across face*

But yeah, somewhere round there. We're all pissed in the wee small hours, and they're all on their lunch break.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:38, archived)
# You were going to say he's a mod too, right? Don't worry, I already know.
Bloody Kiwis, coming over here, stealing our Mod jobs.

Did you know that the second most popular New Zealand animal is the bluebottle?
www.newzealandfauna.com/
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:42, archived)
# I don't believe that for a second.
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(yeah, yeah, wrong continent etc)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:47, archived)
# most of us kiwis have them as pets
they're quite cute and affectionate really
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:51, archived)
# Haha, New Zealand peoples think bluebottles is jellyfish!
THIS is a bluebottle
www.the-piedpiper.co.uk/th6c.htm
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:56, archived)
# I am imagining the look on my consultant's face if he reads 'Italian brown pink lake' or 'Van Dyck Brown (Cassel) Extra'.
He looks pretty funny already, this would be hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:09, archived)
# Like the doctor in 'The Cannonball Run?"
Just write "shitty" and hand it over, beaming.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:43, archived)
# I was not aware of this film before. I totally have to see it now though.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:49, archived)
# It's childish, stupid
and possibly the funniest film ever made.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:56, archived)
# I know someone who was in hospital having his Crohn's checked out
He had to keep a poo diary.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:08, archived)
# Were the pages made of toilet paper?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:10, archived)
# "Staple sample to this side only"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:13, archived)
# Was it then recycled as a scratch and sniff book in the children's waiting area?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:14, archived)
# Tuesday 3rd March - went to visit Tigger.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:14, archived)
# Friday 6th March - ate some Hunny but forgot to take bees out again. Bees came out earses. WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:20, archived)
# hhaha
ewww
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:02, archived)
# eeeeeewww
well, i'm off to bed.
g'night all!
EDIT: also, his testicle looks like an acorn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:04, archived)
# here's looking at you!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:07, archived)
# OMG YES!
BEST THING I'VE SEEN TODAY!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:09, archived)
# it's not often I get to re-post prostate exam GIFs now is it
 
if I recall, that is a plastic arse, you know, for practice
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:16, archived)
# .......i want one
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:17, archived)
# Oh fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:11, archived)
# LOVELY NUNGE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:11, archived)
# TUNG CHODE 3: The Noo Breed
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:14, archived)
# WELL, GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:15, archived)
# GOONIES GRACIOUS SMEE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:16, archived)
# what in the name of fuck is that from?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:18, archived)
# Tarsem's 'The Cell'
also watch
The Fall
www.imdb.com/title/tt0460791/
also my tribute to the Cell
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3Ldu-DpCX0
also, await Immortals
www.imdb.com/title/tt1253864/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:21, archived)
# fuck, that film reminds me of a TOOL video
and the clip is like Rekall, awesome.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:30, archived)
# i love Tool
i made a video to Parabol
www.youtube.com/watch?v=90DH9lZK3fA

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:32, archived)
# that was fucking win
my favourite TOOL song too :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:41, archived)
# fanx
Schism is my all time favourite
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:45, archived)
# awesome song
can't wait for their next release
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:49, archived)
# Holy shit, that's quite disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:17, archived)
# piss out my aaaaaaaaaaaaaaass
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:16, archived)