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# WHERE AM I?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:28, archived)
# You are in a dark room. You have a large erection.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Why are my shoes in the refridgerator?
What is this thing on my neck?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:30, archived)
# oh. sorry
*zips*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:31, archived)
# No, no... don't stop...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:36, archived)
# meh. I'm done
also - some very general weirdness on FB re Derrick Bird...

www.facebook.com/#!/search/?init=quick&q=derrick%20bird&ref=ts
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Hmm
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Because you want to be like the kids at school who have COOL shoes! LOL!
Also, it is your head.

NEXT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:31, archived)
# VIEW INVENTORY

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:31, archived)
# You have 6 tins of pilchards and a mouldy Passion Fruit.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:32, archived)
# >combine
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Oh, I bought so many different sorts of passion fruits on Madeira
there was bound to be one left to go mouldy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:41, archived)
# How was your trip?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:44, archived)
# It was good
Did lots of walking mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:49, archived)
#
lightbulb
television
hovercraft
helicopter
dual cyclone vacuum cleaner
sinclair C5
High yield thermonuclear warhead
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:33, archived)
# > FUCK LIGHTBULB


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:42, archived)
# You wake up in a bright room.
There are 2 people wearing green gowns and the smell of antiseptic is all around you.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:10, archived)
# It is dark here.
You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:09, archived)
# You are in a dark corridor
There are doors to the east and west, and the way north is blocked by a large penis

EDIT: Get the fuck out of my head sushi :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:29, archived)
# >Tell pasanonic to move out of the way
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:30, archived)
# It's a shame he wont see you calling him a dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:42, archived)
# O Rly?
Why Not Samantha?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:43, archived)
# 4surely
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:44, archived)
# /LOOK
You are in a dark corridor. There appears to be a layer of grease on the walls, and the smell of rotting meat is becoming stronger. There are exits to the south and north. On the floor appears to be a folder piece of paper.



edit: oh for fuck sake.... Triple mindpissage?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:31, archived)
# > FUCK GANDALF
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:33, archived)
# >HIDE DRUG
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:34, archived)
# /LOOK
you are at a road side. A Taxi driv..
(waxdart hello., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:40, archived)
# hahahah! you sod
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:47, archived)
# You bad, bad person...
*tries to resist making joke about the traffic being a killer*

*looks at above*

*fails*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:49, archived)