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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:53, archived)
# Just as well most of EDF's input is nuclear then.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:58, archived)
# It's only important because it's happening to America
Nigeria ... Nigeriawhat? Nigeriwho?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:59, archived)
# and its oil
creating a great big plastic island in the pacific is fine
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:48, archived)
# he is Gary Oldman in The Fifth Element
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:59, archived)
# "A case with four stones in it! Not one, or two, or three, but four! FOUR STONES! What the hell am I supposed to do with an emp-ty case?"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Get rich tj
I've got a half-hour Adobe Illustrator job that needs doing by mid-afternoon. I'll bung you twenty quid via PayPal.

Gaz me and I'll provide full details.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:05, archived)
# I'll do it in MSPaint for a fiver


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:24, archived)
# I'll offer the same deal, but for a fourer.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:24, archived)
# I'll bung in 3 grillion extra white pixels
FOR FREE!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Oh you are so not going to win this gig.
I'll offer in a notepad explaining what I did in Paint, a link to my site and some wonky ASCII graphics of a cat. I'll include this as .txt and .nfo. PLUS, I'll ZIP THE WHOLE LOT - NO EXTRA CHARGE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:28, archived)
# I'll wax his cat's chuff!
so I will!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:30, archived)
# My mum says I'm not allowed to play with you any more.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:31, archived)
# *hangs around outside your house*
*slowly drawing my finger across my neck*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:33, archived)
# I'm telling my teeaaaacher on yoooooou.
*RASPBERRIES*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:35, archived)
# *hangs around outside teacher's house*
*slowly drawing my finger across my neck*

EDIT: Why hasn't Curis replied?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:36, archived)
# He's trying to decide which of our, frankly superb, offers to take up.
Clearly the decision isn't an easy one.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Hmmm
What about £2:50 each?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:43, archived)
# A beer and a wank sounds like a nifty deal.
CURIS, WE'VE COME TO A COMPROMISE, GAZ US!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:45, archived)
# You've got your 99s, but where are your 66s?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:13, archived)
# it's a good job he sold 1/3 of his shares just before the accident....
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Slick dude is slick.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:30, archived)