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From the Dragon's Den challenge. See all 159 entries (closed)
( , Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:29, archived)
From the Dragon's Den challenge. See all 159 entries (closed)
( , Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:29, archived)
Nah,
they're all off being proud in arseless chaps on Brighton seafront.
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Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:33,
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Was faced with a tough choice a few years ago in Brighton.
a)guaranteed shag with the girl I was with if I followed many others (including an overcompensating dwarf) in jumping off the pier into the sea below; or
b) do no such thing.
I chose option b. A few months later, the girl got diagnosed with a 'borderline personality disorder', whatever that means.
I often wonder whether I made the right choice.
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Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:43,
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b) do no such thing.
I chose option b. A few months later, the girl got diagnosed with a 'borderline personality disorder', whatever that means.
I often wonder whether I made the right choice.
Raisins are a very good substitute for cash when there's a group of you trying to learn how to play poker.
Except that everyone tries to lose.
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Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:47,
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We tried that.
Poor old 'Loopy' Phil is a year into an 8-year stretch, and Helen is still in litigation with her insurance company.
btw, this might be the first time ever that you haven't said "OK, I'm going to bed, goodnight" or similar as soon as I've logged on.
You on the coffee or something?
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Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:55,
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btw, this might be the first time ever that you haven't said "OK, I'm going to bed, goodnight" or similar as soon as I've logged on.
You on the coffee or something?
i've had about 12 cups today
but i am going to bed in about an hour, i've got an early start tomorrow
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Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:58,
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Good! We'll appreciate the hour.
I appear to've logged on quite a bit earlier than I've been tending to do in recent months.
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Thu 12 Aug 2010, 0:01,
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More sickened at the radio, for once.
How dare you accuse me of watching telly!
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Thu 12 Aug 2010, 0:08,
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Mock the Week without Frankie Boyle
must be like Kentucky Raw Chicken.
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Thu 12 Aug 2010, 0:14,
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