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[challenge entry] :D

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(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 0:20, archived)
# I work in a cockglasses factory
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 0:21, archived)
# There must be NSFW issues. Have you taken it up with your union?
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 0:26, archived)
# Ha!
The 3rd frame is disgusting!
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 0:21, archived)
# To be fair, I can't see a great deal out of my third eye.
I think I may need a pair of these :)
EDIT: room for improvement however:
1) image needs to be rotated 180ยบ to be clearer
2) hair on bollocks should be on the same side as the shaft and is far too abundant - the optimum number of strands is generally considered to be three per teste
3) consider using a fill colour for the bollocks, otherwise they appear to be hollow
4) lose the bizarre black substance which seems to be either sprouting or discharging from the glans
5) consider the use of an overall colour scheme based around variations of #FF00FF
6) lose the other, non-related frames of the gif, as they detract from the overall effect
7) disregard all of the above
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 0:33, archived)
# You don't get a black substance discharging from your glans yet?
Boy oh boy, you'll enjoy adulthood and its myriad surprises.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 1:02, archived)
# Shit apostrophe skills.

(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Cocktacular.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 0:33, archived)
# So . . . who blows the nose ?
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 0:38, archived)
# funny, that makes them look LESS like dribbling bellends
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 0:41, archived)
# Cock-Oriented People
No man, balls ... nice hairy BALLS are the future!

Yeah who cares. Here's is a cock for you:
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 6:39, archived)
# MAHLZEIT!
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 6:47, archived)