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(, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:58, archived)
# I think the tickets should be half-price
Because they don't move their arms.
(, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Yeah. Lazy bastards.
(, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Well exactly.
That's why punk gigs are cheaper than Pink Floyd ones.
(, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:09, archived)
# did you write this letter to Viz ?
"Why does everyone make such a fuss about Michael Flatley and his Riverdancing? There's nothing clever about dancing if you've only got to think about moving your feet. Proper dancers like Lionel Blair wave their arms all over the shop. I think Mr Flatley should charge half as much as he does for his tickets.
Mrs H. N. Loops, Rhyll "
(, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Um ... no.
What's Viz? Erm ... erm ...

I believe the rebuttal is something along the lines that the ticket prices are fine, because they move their feet twice as fast.
(, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:11, archived)
# :D
yes probably by Mr.C. Flakes
(, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Once saw a cartoon where archaeologists had unearthed a book entitled:
Irish Dancing
Volume II
Incorporating the Arms



(, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 20:19, archived)
# I am the lord of the dance settee
(, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Hahaha!
Me & my brother used to sing that
(, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:10, archived)
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(, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 17:14, archived)
# please snap an arm, please snap arm
(, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Much to my eternal shame I did get roped along to see this show once
and was pleasantly surprised. I thought it would be just a load of Irish violin-accompanied mincing, and yes that does make up a bit of it, but the rest is curiously good. Not that I'll get the chance to see it again ...
(, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 17:39, archived)