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# well, now yer skirting the issue a bit
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:15, archived)
# For frock sakes guys these puns are terrible
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:27, archived)
# A hem . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:32, archived)
# Mind you, Edgar in Shakespeare's King Lear (check it out, it's wicked) sez:
"keep thy foot out of brothels, thy hand out of plackets, thy pen from lenders' books, and defy the foul fiend."

'Plackets' being pocket-like openings in skirts that allow direct and immediate access to a lady's innermost secrets. Her twat, basically.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:28, archived)
# hmmm
Plackets sound like the sort of thing the liberated young female of today would adopt, if she had the wits to think of it.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:31, archived)
# Well. I've learned something today.
I'd only heard placket used in terms of shirt construction.
I have actually had my hand in a girl's placket before, but until now I hadn't realised.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:44, archived)