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[challenge entry] Not real crazy about the Mideast in either universe

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(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 23:54, archived)
# Ohio has pyramids now?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 23:57, archived)
# outside Toledo
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 23:59, archived)
# God put them there.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 3:06, archived)
# It's a pyramid scheme !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 23:58, archived)
# I live outside Toledo because
I'm no longer allowed inside Toledo
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:01, archived)
# So . . . they gave you the key to the outskirts ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:07, archived)
# Yea--but I'd asked for upskirts
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:10, archived)
# Christ, you need a key to the outer skirts now?
When I were a young buck, you rarely even needed a key to the inner skirts.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:13, archived)
# well, now yer skirting the issue a bit
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:15, archived)
# For frock sakes guys these puns are terrible
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:27, archived)
# A hem . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:32, archived)
# Mind you, Edgar in Shakespeare's King Lear (check it out, it's wicked) sez:
"keep thy foot out of brothels, thy hand out of plackets, thy pen from lenders' books, and defy the foul fiend."

'Plackets' being pocket-like openings in skirts that allow direct and immediate access to a lady's innermost secrets. Her twat, basically.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:28, archived)
# hmmm
Plackets sound like the sort of thing the liberated young female of today would adopt, if she had the wits to think of it.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:31, archived)
# Well. I've learned something today.
I'd only heard placket used in terms of shirt construction.
I have actually had my hand in a girl's placket before, but until now I hadn't realised.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:44, archived)
# you haven't met he abonimble snow sphynx yet
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:18, archived)
# no, but if you find his image, let us have a peek
I can say that Egyptian dogs are bereft of serious sled pullery
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:20, archived)
# Those weren't dogs. Faroukh just sold you four camels with serious birth defects.
Now he's laughing into his gold-plated fez.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:47, archived)
# well
Faroukh him ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:50, archived)
# The Goa'uld built near the Ancients' outpost?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:20, archived)
# correct.
Anubis am I
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:24, archived)
# NAMDAMAMIIMAMADMAN
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:30, archived)
# smeestiossoitseems ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:37, archived)
# skcollobfoeliplassoloccolossalpileofbollocks
!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:43, archived)
# unemehtffotahtnekatevew,yrrossorry,we'vetakenthatoffthemenu
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:54, archived)
# ORLY??YLRO
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 1:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:23, archived)
# :D One bear to avoid
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:24, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:25, archived)
# Territorial beast !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:31, archived)
# If only there was a word that could describe this creature's sneaky, secretive actions
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:34, archived)
# I thought of 'bearskin-coveringtive'
Perhaps there are more apt ones however.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:39, archived)
# with bi-polar tendencies
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:41, archived)
# hypersneacretive
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:40, archived)
# Subvursine.
*hi-5s self*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:48, archived)
# "hi-5s self"
You're doing it wrong.... and that is the lamest euphemism I've heard tonight. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:51, archived)
# Well, I need a couple of vertebrae removed before I can move the whole thing beyond euphemism...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 1:00, archived)
# haha
clever
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:55, archived)
# points for working in the 'ursal' reference
+10
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:58, archived)
# Mmmm

(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Sun 26 Sep 2010, 2:46, archived)
# yummy
can't beat tomb flavors
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 2:57, archived)