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[challenge entry] Get the old man a taxi

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(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:36, archived)
# CANNOT UNSEE!


;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:38, archived)
# I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:40, archived)
# They had a spat on stage when Sir Patrick Stewart attempted spontaneous humour (rather than combustion)
www.bbc.co.uk/news/10272333
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:45, archived)
# I so wish none of that had happened
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:50, archived)
# Me also.
A bit more respect from the tubby piss-poor comedian and his cronies for THE CAPTAIN OF THE USS ENTERPRISE. Seven series and three films, motherfucker. What have you got under your non-inconsiderable belt? Lesbian Vampire Killers?

Mind you, it was the Glamour awards.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Fucking Lesbian Vampire Killers
I fucking watched that

The fat, mugging, talentless cunt
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:12, archived)
# fuck i must have missed that episode of TNG the first time around
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:50, archived)
# CAPTAIN!
WE ARE BEING HAILED FROM THE KORDEN VESSEL

oh and captain...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:53, archived)
# .... the glamour award for shittiest sketch show goes to....
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Ah that little exchange.
Sir Patrick Stewart, Knight of the Realm, Olivier Award winner, Professor X, Captain of the Enterprise and with a human rights scholarship named after him by Amnesty International; put firmly in his place by James Corden with... all those towering achievements he's got behind him.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:55, archived)
# I don't get it either, but frame 3
will haunt me forever.

FOREVER.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:45, archived)
# In a sexy way.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:08, archived)
# ^ Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:10, archived)
# If I ever meet James Corden
I will ask him if he's that Tony Way bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:51, archived)
# He must be able to smell it too.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Good Lawd!!!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Where's the ghost of sod-off-james-corden?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:01, archived)
# His 15 minutes seem mercifully to have elapsed.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Are we to be denied his oh-so-risible chucklemeistery?
...an anguished audience cries out.

Or rather, they don't.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:08, archived)
# The ghost still ought to be on guard though.
Just in case.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:15, archived)
# I shouldn't be surprised
but I left a similar comment about Cheryl Cole on the DM website last month.

I got a reply:
"15 minutes? She's been consistently famous since 2001. Idiot"

Cos I meant it leterally, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:20, archived)
# I'm worried about your unhealthy obsession
with the Fail's comment pages...

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:26, archived)
# TFFT
And not a moment too soon.
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:48, archived)
#
But a few too late.
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:04, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:08, archived)