I've just emailed Nestle's R&D dept to tell them about my very cheap, sustainable, organic way to turn milk brown.Frankly, I'm surprised no-one thought of it before, but I got the patent!
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:51,
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Pooflakes: coming to a shop near you!
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:54,
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There was a bit of a hiccup initially, though: first time round I accidentally emailed their R&B dept. Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:03,
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bowl o shiteThere's nothing like a good ole' fashioned bowl o shite to warm one's cockles in the morning.
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Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:54,
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Cockles can be warmed quite efficiently in the microwave, providing one remembers to remove the metal lid from the jar first.And if one doesn't mind having one's kitchen reek of vinegar for three months.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:56,
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