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# those fuckers talk to each other in toilets apparently
i never do that for fear of getting bummed
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:55, archived)
# I read it's apparently OK to talk if you're doing exactly the same thing.
However, that would still be plainly weird.

Off to sea in a bit. Hopefully some nice albatrosses about today.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:57, archived)
# where are you that you might see an albatross?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:58, archived)
# Sydney.
Sometimes, they can come fairly close into shore, but we're going about 30 km out. Probably just in time to meet the next round of tsunami...
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:02, archived)
# oh so you actually go out in a boat you mean? scary shit with all the weather you've been having round there recently
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:04, archived)
# Wafers?
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 2:14, archived)
# Or mistaken for a suspiciously friendly late-middle-aged Real Ale Drinker.
Seriously, though: six empty urinals, I'm at one end - WHY GO TO THE ONE NEXT TO ME?
It wouldn't have been as bad if he hadn't decided to commence urination only AFTER dropping his trousers and pants around his ankles
(And, no shit, I have seen people actually do that in public toilets before)
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:00, archived)
# holy cow, he was totally coming on to you! you missed a trick there i reckon
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:03, archived)
# I should have guessed when he grasped my shaft and began massaging furiously.
I just assumed that he was helping me shake off the last few drops of piss
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:09, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:13, archived)