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[challenge entry] Something I had to get out of my head.

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(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 19:26, archived)
# * horses sold separately

I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 19:28, archived)
# Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 19:35, archived)
# the phrase "equine incarceration" is making me giggle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 19:28, archived)
# It makes me want to be an equine incarcerator

With a badge. Or maybe a subtle business card.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 19:29, archived)
# that would be good
you should design yourself a uniform and show it to us.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 19:34, archived)
# Wanna buy my old badge?


/edit: okay, I'm out to watch a film for a bit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 19:36, archived)
# no sir, i don't like it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 19:37, archived)
# seamshorses?

best of all the animals?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 20:43, archived)
# WOW! That's quite impressive!

* Wobbly is now drinking Marstons Pedigree. What are you all drinking?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 20:49, archived)
# half a bottle of blue nun
was going to my aunt's for some girly night thing, but my cousin's car is outside. it's not a good idea for us to be in the same postcode, never mind the same house.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 20:51, archived)
# BLUE NUN!
That is the French wine that not even the French drink?

NOW DRAW ME A FISH! I changed my whole artz style so you could seen them.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 20:53, archived)
# maybe later
and i'm not the one who bought the wine
EDIT: yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 20:56, archived)
# I loved your article in The Guardian, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 20:58, archived)
# um
that wasn't directed at me, was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 21:09, archived)
# I loved that phrase you used, it was very clever: ‘Revolution, not evolution’.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 21:15, archived)
# you've confused me
as i've never had anything published in the guardian
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Well, whatever.
Because that is me. I evolve, but I don’t ... revolve. Or vice-versa. I suppose what you’re trying to say is, you don’t want another Chris Evans on your hands.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 21:21, archived)
# no
but i think i want another drink
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 21:23, archived)
# I’m your man!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 21:25, archived)
# I'm drinking Chateauneuf du Pape
because my team won today and I am very very happy. Turns out it's very tasty, who knew?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 20:55, archived)
# Vanilla Earl Grey tea
Thanks, i think there are 5 images in there... i think (foroggotten)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 21:09, archived)
# drinking :D
(herman:D, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 21:36, archived)
# Canned Guinness :|
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 22:24, archived)
# My mum said "horsefield forcefield" while out walking today.
I couldn't get it out of my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 19:36, archived)
# I love how these things work
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 19:36, archived)
# i'm not surprised
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 19:38, archived)
# And they get cooked at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 19:34, archived)
# I was vegetarian for the first twenty-eight years of my life, but I've not tried horse in the seven years since I turned.
Is it worth it?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 19:36, archived)
# it's like stringy beef
but less tasty. sticks between your teeth, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 19:43, archived)
# If done well
it's like beef but richer and slightly game-y.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 20:14, archived)
# Does "done well" mean "rare?"
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 20:15, archived)
# I was aiming more for "cooked correctly"
it should be a bit rare though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 20:56, archived)
# Good meat should be rare.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 21:07, archived)
# I don't know
I want to try it as well
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 19:48, archived)
# Breast feeding must have been interesting.
But I imagine it always is.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 2 Apr 2011, 21:38, archived)
# compo that M***** F****R!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 19:36, archived)
# *bows*
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 19:37, archived)
# I like this
but mostly because of the word horsefield
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 20:13, archived)
# Horsefield forcefield
It rhymes. Excellent
(pip2, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 21:36, archived)
# That's right, piss all over the mans chips
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 21:04, archived)