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[challenge entry] Edison saw the future in pork power

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(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:55, archived)
# pigway
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:56, archived)
# touching hamway
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:59, archived)
# Liqueur in the front . . . porker in the rear !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:01, archived)
# the swineway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:02, archived)
# ah ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:02, archived)
# All of the time touching ham.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 May 2011, 3:20, archived)
# with just a little bit of fuel
...this will go for weeeks and weeeks and weeeks!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:02, archived)
# don't take Valin's advice
pigs will squeal on you
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:04, archived)
# The trick is to point the snout away from your own body, so they squeal on someone else.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:07, archived)
# like the men in white jackets who've come to take me away for romancing a pig?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:11, archived)
# Play the situation to your advantage.
Say something like: "Oh, so you'd rather I slaughter it, hmm? Well, I haven't got a licence to do that.
"Gentlemen, I suggest you brush up on your animal welfare law before barging in with your white coats and making a delicate situation worse."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:17, archived)
# I bow to your obvious experience in such matters :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:20, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:08, archived)
# bet she does too
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:13, archived)
# PORK!
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(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:10, archived)
# This is what those trouble-making demonstrators in Syria/Bahrain etc keep chanting
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:12, archived)
# between meals that is
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:14, archived)
# pfftffftttt
laughing out loud in an empty room
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:20, archived)
# Yes, thanks for reminding me. The reviews for my solo acoustic gigs weren't exactly kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:32, archived)
# you seem to have picked up a stone in your tyre...
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 13 May 2011, 4:15, archived)
# POWERED BY PORKATRICITY!
(Hairy Twatter, Fri 13 May 2011, 2:42, archived)