The trick is to point the snout away from your own body, so they squeal on someone else.
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Fri 13 May 2011, 1:07,
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like the men in white jackets who've come to take me away for romancing a pig?
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Fri 13 May 2011, 1:11,
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Play the situation to your advantage.
Say something like: "Oh, so you'd rather I slaughter it, hmm? Well, I haven't got a licence to do that.
"Gentlemen, I suggest you brush up on your animal welfare law before barging in with your white coats and making a delicate situation worse."
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Fri 13 May 2011, 1:17,
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"Gentlemen, I suggest you brush up on your animal welfare law before barging in with your white coats and making a delicate situation worse."