You should get out more, honey.
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I can email you a picture of my operation scar, if you really want me to.
Fuck it! Here you go...
jessicas-swansong.com/keloid-10mos%20post-op-1a.jpg
Fuck it! Here you go...
jessicas-swansong.com/keloid-10mos%20post-op-1a.jpg
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( , Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:08, archived)
what
flavour of operation?
Edit: well, in that case here is a picture of my only operation scar... from my caesarean. NOTE: owing to the nature of this scar, there is a small amount of hair visible...
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Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:10,
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Edit: well, in that case here is a picture of my only operation scar... from my caesarean. NOTE: owing to the nature of this scar, there is a small amount of hair visible...
My big arse fell off.
And they had to pop it back on. (Upside down)
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Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:12,
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Oh you!
Most men would benifit hugely by being Glittered.
And besides, it fell off due to damp laboratory conditions.
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Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:15,
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And besides, it fell off due to damp laboratory conditions.
medically speaking
Ive already been glittered by a doctor, and have since learnt 3 things.
1 Pushing a 250 kg weight 100 metres up a hill is a good way to make your insides come out.
2 When the doctors say "this may cause some discomfort" they are being understatedly ironic.
3 Doctors see some pretty mad stuff.
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Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:21,
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1 Pushing a 250 kg weight 100 metres up a hill is a good way to make your insides come out.
2 When the doctors say "this may cause some discomfort" they are being understatedly ironic.
3 Doctors see some pretty mad stuff.
sure did.
Only a minor one, but enough to teach me the value of weetabix.
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Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:25,
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I'm so fucking glad that
I don't even know what they're talking about. And no, I don't want some one to explain it to me!
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Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:33,
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there is plenty of time, if you ignore the following...
man cannot survive off macdonalds alone.
try and supplement your vodka intake with water occasionally.
And finally, dont cycle down to the doctors if you do find yourself in trouble.
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Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:34,
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try and supplement your vodka intake with water occasionally.
And finally, dont cycle down to the doctors if you do find yourself in trouble.
being
married to a doctor, I can vouch for the mad stuff bit. And I always have to shut the dermatology book on the table before I have my breakfast.
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Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:25,
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Doctors are great at understatement...
I was having a brace fitted years ago and the orthodontist (why do they have flash names!) said this might hurt. I said move your finger then as i bite when i hurt. She didn't and bled and nearly cried, sweet revenge!
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Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:35,
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wait a minute!
what was the reason you wanted to go to Amsterdam? My memory serves me well.
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Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:16,
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ah, but that was for scientific reasons.
Could never do it with a class lady : )
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Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:18,
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Is that because you couldn't take them home to mother?
Knowing you had popped them up the choco echinoderm?
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Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:20,
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no, more to do with I like a lady who can sit down comfortably.
I think I would do damage.
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Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:24,
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Were you too posh to push?
Or was it one of those massive 12 pound babies?
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Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:18,
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after three days in hospital
I finally had a caesarean before we both died. I was seriously ill afterwards, my blood pressure dropped to 60/40 and I was given a blood transfusion. still, it's a nice tidy scar, isn't it? : )
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Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:26,
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Jealous weaklings!
One bit went to J-Lo
The other went to Kylie.
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Mon 14 Apr 2003, 14:12,
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The other went to Kylie.