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[challenge entry]

Deri Air Site, Bottoms up since 1948

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(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Cool :o)
betterdealt? EDIT Nicely ninja'd

We need The Coast Of Yemen's awesome RyanAir safety card for this compo.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:12, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:30, archived)
[challenge entry] These are lovely...
...may I?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:14, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:14, archived)
# tee hees
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:15, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:42, archived)
# they also do escalators
but that's not as funny
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:25, archived)
# If it keeps insulting me....
... its going down!
(siblin, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:56, archived)
# excellent
:D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:16, archived)
# *steals all the scotch*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:16, archived)
# nicely done
can i win favour of the mermaids with my land lubbing cock?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:21, archived)
# sorry taters
the pilot God King gets first dibs on all eligible mer-folk. check the small print of your ticket, it's legit!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Since they're fish from the waist down they presumably expect you to fertilize their eggs externally
probably the sexiest thing you can do for a mermaid is to build her a really big nest, out of old snail shells if she's part cichlid, or using secretions from your kidneys if she's a stickleback.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:30, archived)
# stop with the sexy talk
you sultry bastard

EDIT: had some success with the new hinge after a redesign. ta for the advice and demo pic yesterday :)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:31, archived)
# phwoar
its talk like that that gets me rart hot
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:55, archived)
# You need stop lubbing it - you go brind!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:36, archived)
# races
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:01, archived)
# Mer-people are not a race ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:04, archived)
# it's all the same with the lights off
live a little I say ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:52, archived)
# I've just seen that our Pilot for today is John Travolta so I have 2 spare Deri Air tickets up for grabs
we're flying by Rocket Chimps instead!

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(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:24, archived)
# we can swap him for Capt Turner O'Ver
if you like? always a hit with the ladies
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:28, archived)
# Has he ever seen a grown man naked, like movies about gladiators, or
ever been…in a Turkish Prison? Scratch that he's got to be better than John Travolta - we're sold!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:34, archived)
# Shopped only please
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:37, archived)