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# Hahaha, look at the crazy MP lady, wait, what?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Hello, Nadine I'm Dorries, I Haven't A Clue.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 20:51, archived)
# I'd say she played a pretty good distraction tactic while Cameron killed the NHS
but I don't think she's that bright
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 20:53, archived)
# She's a tool
both figuratively and literally.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 20:58, archived)
# Being the craziest Tory
really is quite the achievement
(jesseventura, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 20:53, archived)
# Very
true..
WYH!
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 20:53, archived)
# Depressingly true.

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 20:55, archived)
# milf
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 21:18, archived)
# I want to put my willy in her mouth.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 21:21, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 21:28, archived)
# PREFUCK QUADRANT: Ft Parliament
SMILES ME SOME JAZZ
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 21:30, archived)
# parliament thrustwank went unknown
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 21:43, archived)
# lost unda thundagunt
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 22:13, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10528035
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 21:34, archived)
# yeah
i'd do that
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 21:42, archived)
# "Crazy abortion"?... is that like the medical equivelent of "crazy golf"?
Youy have to shoot under age mothers with a shot gun, through the revolving arms of a windmill, and bounce the dead baby off a 45 degree angle in the course to land it in the incinerator

As long as it brings about change for a better Britain, that's all that matters.

The PM looks like he's at least enjoyed playing.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 21:19, archived)
# *sound of politics whooshing over my head*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 21:22, archived)
# She has been in the press for weeks grabbing headlines trying to change the laws on abortion so Christian support groups can get involved
a couple of hours ago her attempts were thrown out, and a few minutes later the few mps that bothered to turn up voted in favour of privatising/fucking us poor people in the arse/killing the NHS
Because america's healthcare system works a treat and people have paid them to make ours the same
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 21:27, archived)
# The bill isn't about destroying the NHS.
It's about making GPs responsible for comissioning services.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 22:57, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha..er
..you are joking right?!
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:54, archived)
# her sexual frustration
is sexually frustrating
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 21:53, archived)
# THERE ARE TOO MANY BASTARDS
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Tory regimes are always a little bit odd
though the last labour one got a bit odd I admit
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:15, archived)
# shes..........
mental...and an MP from near where Im from.
Always in the local papers crapping on like a spiteful Daily Mail editorial made flesh..

She'd get it though wouldn't she lads eh?
she'd fucking get it though eh? EH?



(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:53, archived)
# I for one am happy to chip in towards the
£190 million pounds p.a. cost of what is in many cases a lazy form of contraception.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Lazy form of contraception alright
It's just not worth the hassle of getting a condom out the drawer when if the worst happens I know the wife can just pop down the abortion clinic (they have them in Tesco now, next to the fag counter) and get herself sorted. Bonus if she's had her jobseeker's allowance she can buy a box of donuts on the way out to watch with Jeremy Kyle.

Fuck knows what she'd do if abortion was illegal. We'd have had about eleven sprogs by now...think of the benefits we'd get! Woohooo!

*takes pin to box condoms*
(I helped save b3ta! AWPS, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 13:26, archived)