These Ecards are a bit biased aren't they?(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:06,
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MINE SCREEN IT HONGREE
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:20,
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I fucking hate Facebook's new layout, it's impossible toAAAAARRGH!I AM SORRY. I AM FINE NOW. THE NEW LAYOUT OF FACEBOOK IS REVOLUTIONARY AND WILL NOT HINDER ME IN ANY WAY POSSIBLE.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:23,
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it's so bad he can't face it:/
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Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:26,
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my ma always told me "shit canoe ain't no boat, boy"which didn't completely make sense come to think of it.
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discomeats This canoe,
Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:27,
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mine farter died mit rowingbad juice
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Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:28,
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oh well, he should have tried for the record for the most number of summersaults in a speedboat, like what Duncan Campbell did
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discomeats This canoe,
Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:31,
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i watched that live on Skyshredded toe jazz
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Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:38,
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Haha!You nutter :D
At least they're both in agreement
(At least they're both in agreement
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:26,
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Unless the little man is the one who's appalledAnd Mr Big doesn't give a damn
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:35,
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I think he's clearly mocking the wee chapwhich may be a euphemism, I'm not sure.
( discomeats This canoe,
Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:42,
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It does look like he's about to add insult to injurywith canoe-flipping action
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:49,
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poor little canoe mans, not only is his aquatic transportation device insufficient in adequacy but he's about to become the victim of a canoe inversion mishap.
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discomeats This canoe,
Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:51,
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TEAMFUCK
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Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:39,
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Some days you look into the abyss, and some days the abyss wags its eyebrows and smirks at you. 
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Wed 21 Sep 2011, 22:27,
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Sometimes I can feel them crawling in my mattressSharp pinlike digs against my back like acupuncture like a careful massage and I relax into the mattress and I close my eyes and a sharp pain in the base of my spine wakes me up and I try and scream and it falls into my mouth oh God is it a cockroach a spider a mess of web hairy legs flail against my face and oh God it stabs my eye blackened and furred and triple-jointed and I feel the other legs they slam into my Adam's apple and they plug my ears and they jab my eyes and I choke and I feel the pincers on my tongue oh God oh God it's got too many legs I feel them on my tongue under my tongue they pull my epiglottis and I gag and I throw up on it and it doesn't care it fills my mouth and I feel the sharp pins gouging a hole in my spine and my legs don't work and I try and throw up and oh God oh God
click image to make it bigger I can feel it swelling in my mouth oh FUCK it's pregnant and it's birthing oh fuck oh fuck oh FUCK TRAILS OF SLIMY EGGS AGAINST MY TONGUE and oh God I vomit on it again but it's a thin stream of painful acid and it just excites it and the furred legs they slam into my throat my eyes my epiglottis they deep-throat me they deep-throat me but this isn't Linda Laplace I'm not Linda Laplace and I can't breath oh GOD I can't breath and I feel the sharp pins jabbing jabbing lower and they puncture my anus and I feel blood but it's unimportant it's unimportant I can taste it on my tongue and its pregnant belly swells my cheek and WHY WON'T SOMEBODY HELP ME?
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click image to make it bigger I can feel it swelling in my mouth oh FUCK it's pregnant and it's birthing oh fuck oh fuck oh FUCK TRAILS OF SLIMY EGGS AGAINST MY TONGUE and oh God I vomit on it again but it's a thin stream of painful acid and it just excites it and the furred legs they slam into my throat my eyes my epiglottis they deep-throat me they deep-throat me but this isn't Linda Laplace I'm not Linda Laplace and I can't breath oh GOD I can't breath and I feel the sharp pins jabbing jabbing lower and they puncture my anus and I feel blood but it's unimportant it's unimportant I can taste it on my tongue and its pregnant belly swells my cheek and WHY WON'T SOMEBODY HELP ME?
boris the spider,
Wed 21 Sep 2011, 22:36,
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I love you, Boris. Boris.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 21 Sep 2011, 22:59,
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Thank you, BorisGarfield is even more blase about the whole thing there than ever.
I have decided to waste more time making pictures at work and less time reading shit websites that I don't ultimately care about.
(I have decided to waste more time making pictures at work and less time reading shit websites that I don't ultimately care about.
boris the spider,
Wed 21 Sep 2011, 23:12,
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Help you? Why do that? We are only manifestations of your madness and lies after all.
*chitters and tends the fire eternal*
(*chitters and tends the fire eternal*
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Thu 22 Sep 2011, 0:00,
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:(the chittering never stops i don't know how much more of this i can take it fills my ears it's like i've got insects in my goddamn EARS and they're clacking their mandibles hundreds of them thousands of them and it never stops
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Thu 22 Sep 2011, 9:18,
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