Todays Beauties with their beasts are Linda Hamilton and Olivia Newton-John.

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Mon 26 Sep 2011, 7:27,
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While todays Stripys are...
Serena Williams, Christina Milian and Ricky Tomlinson.


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Mon 26 Sep 2011, 7:27,
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Serena Williams, Christina Milian and Ricky Tomlinson.


or digi tv at the very least
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Mon 26 Sep 2011, 8:03,
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I've spent too long on the gay shift
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Mon 26 Sep 2011, 8:09,
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Now go and sit in the corner and wear this pointy hat..
Psstt.. That's Serena Williams, not Flan!
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Mon 26 Sep 2011, 8:13,
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Psstt.. That's Serena Williams, not Flan!

