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[challenge entry] Blah blah found this thought I should put it here should win compo blah you didn't resize your image blah never pearoast in a new thread blah I have never had sex with anything that had human DNA blah off topic blah you're all a bunch of benders anyway.


From the Merchandise for films that normally wouldn't have merchandise challenge. See all 239 entries (closed)

(billiepipersteeth, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:04, archived)
# Kindly list the inhuman organisms you have had sex with, so we can run through the usual routine vetting procedures.
Nice Libya gag btw, I'm guessing
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:07, archived)
# Sure...
...I have had sex with a shark attacking a helicoptor, a man bear, Kunt off of Kunt and the gang, some ginger transexual oh and of course, your mum. And all the other repetative shit you internerds workship.
(billiepipersteeth, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:09, archived)
# Charmed, I'm sure!
But yep, you're clear.

One thing interests me, though - if you don't like us / this, why are you here? Wouldn't you rather be among people / stuff you actually like?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:19, archived)
# i'm going to go with it's because he's a cunt
and this is how he expresses his love.
i want to see a pic of him expressing some milk
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:28, archived)
# NOT ANOTHER
MILK ARGUMENT
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:30, archived)
# i shouldn't have laughed at that
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:37, archived)
# no, you really shouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:40, archived)
# Pedro,
we need to know the thought-process that led you to that clip.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 5:00, archived)
# In response....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdYlmamudFo
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 12:01, archived)
# because it's a troll dude
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:36, archived)
# i'm thinking LS18?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:41, archived)
# maybe
returned to take b3ta down once and for all
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:45, archived)
# well, it's someone that used to be a gayshifter and had a comedy account
i don't know anyone else that fits the bill
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:47, archived)
# Well I hope I'm around to witness the next flounce.
I missed the LS18 one a few weeks ago, and he sodding deleted it all.
Most unsporting.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:49, archived)
# it was pretty epic
shame he hasn't gotten over it and just come back.
i doubt anyone'd give him shit if he did. am i wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:59, archived)
# Well, embarrassment is a tricky, sensitive thing.
I'm purply ashamed of some of the crap I've posted on this board, but then again, I'm usually at least half-pissed when I log on anyway.
So any old crap.
I'm too old to really give that much of a toss what strangers think, and (I hope) my manners are good enough to allow me to hang around here and enjoy the stuff the talented people do.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 5:06, archived)
# hahah, classic
i remember when i fist joined b3ta i didn't react well to flaming and such, it's not really an excuse, but i was even pretty new to the modern web and this was the first forum i ever joined (still the only one of this kind i use) after a long hiatus. so these days i try not to let another person sitting behind a screen typing make me do a flounce.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 5:10, archived)
# a response to my first ever post nearly made me flounce
i'll see if i can find it
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 5:12, archived)
# YOU BETTER FIND IT YOU FUCKING CUNT
*flounces*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 5:16, archived)
# ah, i did find it
i can't remember if i stewed and decided not to respond, or if i did then deleted the post.
basically someone asked if it was half term. cunt
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 6:01, archived)
# most of the stuff i post on here is crap,
but i do what i like and/or what i think others may find funny.
i try to be polite, usually. but i'm just hiding the fact that i'm an 'orrible cunt.
i yet to have a massive flounce on here and i doubt i will as nothing should bother me that much on a message board. ignorance and stupidity does fuck me off though
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 5:12, archived)
# I've noticed you say "blah" a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:28, archived)
# all sorts of jiggafuck be going on up in this wankfuck
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:35, archived)
# Needs more ass meat
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 6:23, archived)
# Mavericks who don't play by anyone's rules are cool in films and shit in real life.
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 1 Oct 2011, 10:15, archived)
# I have absolutely no idea what any of you are talking about.
(billiepipersteeth, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:06, archived)