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[challenge entry] if apple designed coffins, I'm sure they'd look great...
I'm sure they'd look great...

From the Steve Jobs RIP challenge. See all 85 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:54, archived)
# I like that, though it is strangely like the shape of the tin of mackerel
which is calling to me from the cupboard to form part of my lunch today.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:56, archived)
# good shout!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:59, archived)
# if you're a seal
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:02, archived)
# hurr hurr hurr
(that's a seal noise btw)

also, I'm having soup now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:09, archived)
# iThink Sardine tinners would like to have a word or few... legally speaking.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Christ! those shoulders
Hi, I'm Steve Jobs ... 'Sadako' to my friends
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:00, archived)
# that coffin has sharp edges!
apple coffin cannot have sharp edges!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:01, archived)
# haha fucking hell
thats no corpse - its an assortment of body parts in a suit!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:02, archived)
# If it was Apple
he would be beautifully arranged in the box.

I actually hope Jon Ive has a hand in the design of his coffin though
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:06, archived)
#
Designed by Jonathan Ive
Marketed by Steve Jobs
Steve jobs design genius and visionary.
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Very good
you remembered to remove his thumbs so he could keep his signal.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:07, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:13, archived)
# He's doing some kind of shindig
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:08, archived)
# OK, so
NOW can I have flash on my Ipad?






Too soon?
(username failed moderation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Ah-ah!
Saviour of the universe!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:27, archived)
# needs more drop shadow
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:27, archived)