'Right, Lad. About these 'inventions' of yours ....'
From the Steve Jobs RIP challenge. See all 85 entries (closed)
( , Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:20, archived)
From the Steve Jobs RIP challenge. See all 85 entries (closed)
( , Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:20, archived)
funny you should say that
it's exactly what i've just done, literally ten seconds ago
( ,
Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:34,
archived)
what, the jumper with the stars on it?
that's all i'm wearing, apart from my underwear.
don't get all sweaty, it's a very long jumper.
( ,
Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:43,
archived)
don't get all sweaty, it's a very long jumper.
Ha! And he still managed to break them!
Do you think he had a receipt when he went back to God?
Moses: I need some replacement tablets
God: Already? What happened to the first ones?
Moses: I broke them
God: How?
Moses: Well the proles I dragged up here pissed me off, so I threw them down the mountainside.
God: You can only replace tablets which are inoperable by fault of the manufacturer, my returns policy does not cover personal carelessness.
Moses: But can't I just-
God: No. Now fuck off.
( ,
Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:59,
archived)
Moses: I need some replacement tablets
God: Already? What happened to the first ones?
Moses: I broke them
God: How?
Moses: Well the proles I dragged up here pissed me off, so I threw them down the mountainside.
God: You can only replace tablets which are inoperable by fault of the manufacturer, my returns policy does not cover personal carelessness.
Moses: But can't I just-
God: No. Now fuck off.