b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » The b3ta City » Message 10587473

[challenge entry] This really is the last one. Episode 5.


I say, I can read the text just fine but could you make the picture big? No problem.

EPISODE 1 EPISODE 2 EPISODE 3 EPISODE 4

From the The b3ta City challenge. See all 145 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 30 Oct 2011, 1:10, archived)
# *Buys at Freebase*
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 1:12, archived)
# It went bust.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 30 Oct 2011, 1:34, archived)
# What about the cock shop?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 1:35, archived)
# Stiff competition.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 30 Oct 2011, 1:37, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 1:49, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 1:02, archived)
# ha ha ha ha !
just had a week off b3ta, looks like business as usual.
*edit any good flounces while i was away ? *
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 1:19, archived)
# Oh hello.
Hows things?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 30 Oct 2011, 1:23, archived)
# i bin to france
my neck got a bit burnt but it was worth it.
and i ordered one of these yesterday i cant fucking wait
www.premierguitar.com/Magazine/Issue/2010/Dec/Eko_Ghost_VI_Electric_Guitar_Review.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 1:28, archived)
# Funny you should mention burning.
It was a tad parky in the gaff on Thursday so I lit a nice coal fire. I sat a bit too close and the copper rivet on my jeans became white hot. Nearly. As I turned over, it branded a reverse image of the Levi logo on my arse. If I'd have known I would have worn Versace's. I've got class you know.
Oooh retro!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 30 Oct 2011, 1:32, archived)
# ha ha ha
there used to be rivet at the bottom of the flies on levis in days gone by, i heard they took it out for this very reason.
i got myself in a band too
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 1:42, archived)
# Band? Tell us more, amoebadood.
If y'd be so kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 1:44, archived)
# Nice one.
We've been working on new a new set. Our lead guitarist and singer had a fucking heart attack, had to have a stent put in. We're back gigging in November so that's nice. We're doing our 1st headline main stage at the festival next year. Last year we were main support to that Simple Minds lot. I got a new motor too!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 30 Oct 2011, 1:56, archived)
# The last one?
Talk about a cliffhanger!

How did Dave's angry wank turn out?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 1:40, archived)
# Thankfully it worked.
Oh wait...No it didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 30 Oct 2011, 1:41, archived)
# Ah, a malfunctioning wank.
Funnily enough, that's exactly what my character witness said at the trial.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 1:54, archived)
# It's an easy trap to fall into.
I caught a mate knocking one out to Rainbow many many years ago in very similar circumstances. It really didn't end that well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 30 Oct 2011, 1:02, archived)