Ah, a malfunctioning wank.Funnily enough, that's exactly what my character witness said at the trial.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 30 Oct 2011, 1:54,
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It's an easy trap to fall into.I caught a mate knocking one out to Rainbow many many years ago in very similar circumstances. It really didn't end that well.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Sun 30 Oct 2011, 1:02,
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