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[challenge entry] The Government's new WKD and Breezer Act 2011 should help...

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(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:39, archived)
# the blue colouring should be because of the antifreeze additive
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:42, archived)
# If You're "Smart" Enough To Be Drinking Blue WKD...
...You probably aren't smart enough to fit the device.

The worst part of my pub oriented career was the smell of blue WKD in the bins. Worse than throwing beer away. Worse than calling time.

When I am king, it'll be banned. But not the other WKD. Alcoholic iron brew is an idea on the same scale as anti-depressant bacon.
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:49, archived)
[challenge entry] The Nonce Protector General is doing his bit too... Now! Out in the square! Fucking move!
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 20:26, archived)
# This isn't even a joke.
This could actually save lives, and cull the overbreeding of already starving nations.
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:02, archived)
# I know
There was a documentary on at about the time that Pope John Paul II was visiting Mexico. They took a trip around the slums and showed all the good catholics doing what they were told; relying on the rhythm method, fucking, and winding up with another child that they couldn't afford 'cos the anointed one said contraception is wrong. One thing that came up was sanitation. The sewage from all of these folks in the slums was drying out and turning to dust resulting in them breathing it in all day long. Such a lovely environment to bring up fourteen kids in!
(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:15, archived)