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# Ning b3ta, I am going to post todays Vag here because they contain all the post Boxing Day goodness.
CDC - Check
Ginge - Check
Teeths - Check
Stripy Top - Check
Double Post - Check
The right amout of nakedness - Check
Requested by 'polished turd' on the 24th Sept- Check
A James Bond character during Rollover compo week - Check

So Happy Birthday Hayley Williams, Maryam d'Abo and Eva La Rue.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 7:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 7:40, archived)
# D'ABO! D'ABO! D'ABO!
I'd give her The Living Daylights
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 8:09, archived)
# O_o

Ning Mr Arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 8:10, archived)
# 'Ning 'Ning
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 10:13, archived)
# That's me watching The Living Daylights tonight then
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 27 Dec 2011, 8:12, archived)
# EAT MORE DICK.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 8:26, archived)
# THERE ISN'T ENOUGH DICK IN THE WORLD TO SATISFY MY HUNGER.
MY HUNGER FOR DICK EATING.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 27 Dec 2011, 8:28, archived)
# I JUST ATE SOME DICK BUT I THINK IT HAD GONE OFF
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 10:26, archived)
# Check the "Use By" date - they should have a shelf life of two minutes
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 10:31, archived)
# I HAVE BEEN MISLED!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Festive Baubles?

Is that your final answer?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 8:33, archived)
# YES
Now what was the question?

NING Mediocre!

* Ning real
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 8:37, archived)
# Good morning.

I was just wondering what the actual fuck the festive baubles were doing there.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 9:21, archived)
# I got them with a pack of wobbly baloons...
not sure what to do with them now though?



Although I did find this (NSFW) link when searching for "Festive Baubles" so I am not quite sure now?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 9:42, archived)
# you deserve the cheer... consider gifting yourself a couple of breastfeeding calenders
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 10:02, archived)
# attention seeking filta shitstorm - check
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 10:17, archived)
# Don't be so harsh on yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 15:48, archived)
# wet girls
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 15:50, archived)
# 28th December...
and the big day for Denzel Washington, Beau Garrett and Maggie Smith.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 6:58, archived)
# Middle one's minty freash....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 17:53, archived)
# 29th Dec - Birthdays today, include:
Mary Tyler Moore (pictured here with CDC Van Dyke), Ed (Okaley Dokely) Flanders and Jane Levy.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 8:01, archived)
# I was up early today, so to finish off, here are a couple of moody ones...
Ted Danson and Jude Law.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 8:01, archived)
# the secret evil part of b3ta`
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 8:13, archived)
# You Danson?
www.b3ta.com/board/10208118
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 14:39, archived)
# Dick van Dyke: A man made entirely of cocks
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 9:41, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 9:54, archived)
# Yay.. like the top two....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 17:46, archived)