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LET'S GET THIS MOTHERFUCKING PARTY STARTED

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:28, archived)

corky mc cracken jongles the burrymudge

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:29, archived)

corky slammed his wiener in a car door

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:49, archived)

you're speaking american

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)

with a Hebrew accent

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)

This thread is only for people that can speak Australian

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:29, archived)

Come on guys, I know at least a few of you speak fluent Australian

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:35, archived)

i'm still learning

i now know sweets are lollies and a slide is a slippery dip

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:42, archived)

At this stage you should probably be working on your pronunciation

One day it will just leap out of you and you will suddenly understand the language.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:44, archived)

no need, most of north sydney's from somewhere other than australia anyway

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)

IMMIGRANTS!

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:51, archived)

Hearing the word "unaustralian" makes me want to punch people in the cunt.

It usually means "anything I don't agree with and I can trace my Australian ancestors back at least 50 years."

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:54, archived)

Then stop saying it

Australia day used to be about having a barbecue with your mates. It still is, but a lot of people seem to be reading a lot of shit into it that doesn't exist without them doing it.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:59, archived)

Eh? No, I mean in general, especially anything Abbott's trying to sell.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:02, archived)

Sorry, I've had this discussion too much lately

Facebook was fucking bizarre this year. I don't want to take anything away from the terrible things white Australia has done to Aborigines because we still haven't come far enough.

Most of my boong friends love a good barbecue and I wish everyone would just chill the fuck out about it.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:06, archived)

No, really, I just meant

when someone doesn't like something, so they just declare it 'unaustralian', like the US used to in the 1950s. Nothing more than that.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:14, archived)

it's the same as unamerican

doing something that a partcular person doesn't like

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:21, archived)

I really wish it could mean something strong but it gets thrown around by rednecks and talkback radio hosts so much that it's turned into a dog whistle for racists

It is a very sad state of affairs.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:24, archived)

Aye.

Sad business.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:25, archived)

I'm first generation and so are most of my friends

ARE YOU GOING TO TRY AND LEARN THIS OR WHAT

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:54, archived)

rack orf you flamin galaah

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:56, archived)

here, practice this

Murphy Pipsnoggin is a bit crook in the gut

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:48, archived)

strewth mate

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:52, archived)

DO YOU KNOW WHO SADIE IS MATE

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:57, archived)

DIDN'T SHE SING SMOOTH OPERATOR MATE

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:58, archived)

Nah ya dumcun ya sissy bitch sadie

YA FUCKIN KNOWER

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:15, archived)

Thongs

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:47, archived)

ah, yeah, of course!

and jaffles

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:49, archived)

I can do handstands!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:49, archived)

STREWTH AILSE

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:46, archived)

I've seen both flaming galahs and drongoes.

I felt ridiculously pleased when I got the pair.

www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/abirds/galah.html

sadly no drongo photos worth posting.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:47, archived)

Did you have to ignite the Galah yourself, or do they naturally spontaneously combust?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:48, archived)

Well, they spend a lot of time sniffing solvents, so they are quite flammable.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)

Those fuckers used to rabble up the driveway when I was a kid

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:00, archived)

They're awesome.

We get twenty or thirty outside the house in the evening.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:02, archived)

I used to have to run at them swinging my backpack just to clear a path to get to the bus stop

Those fuckers get bold when they have the numbers.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:07, archived)

I can just imagine some little kid being knifed by a flock of galahs.

"Giz ya fakkin sandwiches, ya lil cunt."
"Maaaaaam!"
*shivs*

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:17, archived)

Alfred Hitchcock was like David Attenborough to me.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:38, archived)

brarg nungerdung ya fuggerbrod

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:30, archived)

strewth miccarn hargen

jotsa billy boy heeeeeu

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:31, archived)

burnouts on the middle brid hid mcgid, diggy mackenzie fern hurden

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:32, archived)

Stunk the rung out with ya doubble bunbuns

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:33, archived)

stox brock me hidin stoof

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:33, archived)

ken oof up the daisy noggin

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:33, archived)

currant mine, frock me stox

brig stong birrunga suurf madunndunn

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:34, archived)

Chongle me fasnudder with ya fat changa

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:36, archived)

Does anyone want some financial advice?

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:37, archived)

I have 27p

I wish to invest it into a fool-proof get rich quick scheme.
Any suggestions?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:46, archived)

Right now your greatest asset is your ability to generate an income

Put that in your money box and in a few months when you've earned enough, put another 27p in there.

When you have over AU$1000 I can invest it in a stable economy for you. You're going to make it baby.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)

I got so excited by this investment plan

I blew all 27p on a 2nd class stamp!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:52, archived)

Now you have to work twice as hard just to get back to sqare one

Make sure you spit all over whatever you send to whoever with your stamp.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:55, archived)

invest it in Mono's bumhole

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)

If I had £10 to spend in a shop . . .

I got a mars bar worth 40p, a newspaper worth £1.15, 2 Curley Wurley's worth 20p each and a packet of mimi-Babybel worth £2.87, how much change should I have left?

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Q4nobody, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:54, archived)

OMG...Years of silence...and now this.

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