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# Disclaimer: Not my pic
Disclaimer 2: I do hope it's not a glass cock. :)

(I helped save b3ta! Leo Panthera, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:42, archived)
# Well
the page isn't found..so I'd say it's not a glasscock.

AND...we had such a big bandwagon around that, that I'd say it was someone off here
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:48, archived)
# i've been here a while and still do not know
what a glass cock actually is. can somebody shed some light on it please?
(LlamaPHIL, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:52, archived)
# Is this what you're looking for?
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:55, archived)
# um -
I know its to do with something everyone's seen before, but as to why it's a "glass cock"...?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:56, archived)
# There was a picture of a woman with a golf trophy
that looked remarkably like a glass cock.
I think it was 'shopped into everything and you can probably work out the rest.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmeh, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:58, archived)
# thanks
hun!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:00, archived)
# *deep breath*
once upon a time there was a picture of a woman who won a golf tournament & she was kissing the trophy and it looked like a big glass cock and it went round the interweb and everyone got it in their inbox and it was posted here about a million times and ever since if someone posts something which wasn't made by a b3tan but has been seen lots before it's referred to by the now generic term glass cock.

*and relax*
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:00, archived)
# thanks
hun! (is this now gc?)
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:01, archived)
# nah
but it should really be in the faq. alternatively check the b3ta dictionary at www.flibz.com
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:03, archived)
# but, again
I was better...Because I actualy supplied a picture of said Glasscock:p

I win again...I won the other night with The Fear against Stick Figure Ninja (I think it was him)

And I won again tonight with this!!!...

/ends stupid pointless rant
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:04, archived)
# Yep
It was him. see.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:08, archived)
# Here's a quick explanation then!
Not long ago a woman won a golf thingy and the trophy was actualy of a golf ball on a bit of grass type thing...And as people do when they win, they kiss their trophy blah blah blah

Well, the angle the picture was taken at, looked like she was kissing a big cock made out of glass...SO

A funny picture that is unshopped is now called "Glasscock" refering to that one picture.

Clear enough? It sounds jumbled to me, but if it clears it up then cool!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:59, archived)
# This picture


But it never had the plain blue background...I shoped it out as a souce pic for myself
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:02, archived)
# to specify more pedantically,
it's something that gets posted over and over on the board and the internet in general, something that everyone's already seen. an example of glass cock would be the "everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten" pic.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:24, archived)
# Ok Then
...Rog
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:33, archived)
# rokie roke
raggie. rook out! a rhost! rehind rou!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:51, archived)
# thanks
hun! (yes - it is gc)
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:02, archived)
# that cleared that one up
thanks
(LlamaPHIL, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:02, archived)
# speaking of glasscock
glasscock county
(LlamaPHIL, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:07, archived)
# yep thats glasscock
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:14, archived)
# or more accurately
a picture that you've seen over and over again...

Glassock = "yeah yeah, we've seen it"
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:06, archived)
# Is it just me
or does that woman at first glance resemble Joe Brand?
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:57, archived)
# a little...
but i still would though
(LlamaPHIL, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 23:59, archived)
# even though she has a
re-enforced gusset?
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:02, archived)
# more cush'n
for the push'n
(LlamaPHIL, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:04, archived)
# grim
ace
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:08, archived)
# The bigger the cushion,
the sweeter the pushin,
or that's what they said
The looser the wasteband.
the deeper the quicksand,
or so I have read.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo,
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo.
Big bottoms,
Big bottoms,
Talk about bum cakes,
my girl's got 'em.
Big bottoms, drive me outof my mind,
How could I leave this behind....

/Spinal Tap
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:24, archived)