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# Typical, wait all week for a vote to come along and two show up at once
Help us choose the new Question of the Week

Corporate Idiocy: From that Al Murray's Twitter: 'Car insurance company rang, without having sent me a renewal letter, asking for money. Made *them* answer security questions.' Tell us your stories about pointless paperwork, corporate fuckwits etc

Insincere apologies: Feel a grudging social pressure to apologise for something, even though you don't feel remotely sorry about it and are, if anything, kinda proud of it? Here's your chance!

Trying something new: Have you swallowed your pride and tried out basket-weaving, hummus recipes, or bumsex? (Might lead to a million bumsex stories)

Cooking disasters: 'I know exactly when my dinner's cooked. It's when the smoke alarm in the hall goes off'






The B3TA mods massive recommends Corporate Idiocy, so there. Vote closes when we feel like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:30, archived)
# vote overload!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:32, archived)
# Trying something new.
We've done corporate idiocy, insincere apologies is any apology that won't result in sex, and cooking disasters is be the most singularly boring suggestion since I offered up "Amazing projects".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:32, archived)
# I thought that said cocking disasters :(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:34, archived)
# You'd be doing something seriously wrong
if you set off smoke alarms with it.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:38, archived)
#
Burning rubber like there's no tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:50, archived)
# better
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:40, archived)
# Oh this is too much!
*flounces*
*ingores*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:36, archived)
# *engorges*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:45, archived)
# *syphons*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:50, archived)
# *trombones*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:02, archived)
# sorry they're all shit
'none of the above'
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:47, archived)
# Insincere apologies
Yes, I know it's not the place, but it made me remember working for BT's Broadband help line and getting a complaint which I dealt with by replying "If you wanted your internet to work, on Gods earth why did you choose BT?"

I was fired not long afterwards.
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:47, archived)
# lolbt
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:07, archived)